Excuse for not Going in to Work?

[lilred]

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying
home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of Anal Glaucoma ," she says in a weak voice.

He asks: "What the hell is Anal Glaucoma?"

She responds: " I can't see my ass coming into work today."

 

[KillahBee]

 

[chewyxrage]

http://dickcream.com/landscaper/

 

[hotzie]

http://ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay16.jpg

 

[KillahBee]

I had to bump this cause it has the greatest responses EVER.

 

[SoKlueles]

hahahahahaha

ps leave her alone
shes an Iron angel. we cant help if we have one corny one amongst us

 

[CFZB]

hahahahahaha

ps leave her alone
shes an Iron angel. we cant help if we have one corny one amongst us

i was going to rip on it but since its a chick it was very humorous.

 

[lilred]

Really! At least I am not bitching,moaning,whining,crying,or complaining about anything.

 

[CFZB]

Really! At least I am not bitching,moaning,whining,crying,or complaining about anything.

no not realy ,because I posted the same joke a while ago.

 

[SoreArms]

:hivetit:

 

[lilred]

no not realy ,because I posted the same joke a while ago.

Kewl!

 

[velvett]

Lol

 

[SoKlueles]

lets all group hug

 

[CFZB]

lets all group hug

yes please.

 

[hotzie]

lets all group hug

im in

 

[UA_Iron]

lets all group hug

SoKlueless' avatar - have a group hug with that monstrosity.

 

[lilred]

SoKlueless' avatar - have a group hug with that monstrosity.

That would be alot to hug, it would take an entire group! Lucky for us SoKlu is buff and sexy, not at all like her avatar.

 

[SoKlueles]

That would be alot to hug, it would take an entire group! Lucky for us SoKlu is buff and sexy, not at all like her avatar.

 

[lilred]

Thanx for taking up 4 me we have to stick together!

 

[Sub-Zero]

i think i just hershey farted

 

[lilred]

Hershey squirts dude? No poop threads!

 

[Sassy69]

Poop on threads is punishable by locking.