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hellorhih2o
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Reflecting on this year’s Xmas crop, I’ve decided to send friends and family a list of stores I DO NOT--under ANY circumstance--want a gift certificate from EVER again (revealing what an unthankful bastard I really am):
Bed Bath and Friggin’ Beyond: They purposely try to make you look like an idiot in that store. How am I supposed to know that "Falcon Turquoise" looks like? Huh?
Needless Markups: I don’t give a flying phuck how good their customer service is (rumored to be) and no, I don’t want an espresso with my scarf, thank you very much you arrogant bitches.
Williams-Sonoma. I DON’T COOK. EVER.
The latest ultra-cool restaurant: If it takes five weeks, serious name dropping or blowing someone to get a reservation, I ain’t going. I don’t care if Sarah Jessica Parker’s stylist is a regular and I like my neighborhood Diner. They call me honey there.
Just had to vent. Thanks for understanding.
(something’s wrong with me today. down boy. down.)
Bed Bath and Friggin’ Beyond: They purposely try to make you look like an idiot in that store. How am I supposed to know that "Falcon Turquoise" looks like? Huh?
Needless Markups: I don’t give a flying phuck how good their customer service is (rumored to be) and no, I don’t want an espresso with my scarf, thank you very much you arrogant bitches.
Williams-Sonoma. I DON’T COOK. EVER.
The latest ultra-cool restaurant: If it takes five weeks, serious name dropping or blowing someone to get a reservation, I ain’t going. I don’t care if Sarah Jessica Parker’s stylist is a regular and I like my neighborhood Diner. They call me honey there.
Just had to vent. Thanks for understanding.
(something’s wrong with me today. down boy. down.)
