ODE To NEW JERSEY

[NJjuice22]

I love my jersey..i could care less what some hick from Jacksonville(lol) has to think, i been there...people are more inbred in Jacksonville then in West Virginia. Also the tight black shirt thing went out in the 90's, we got some trendy mofo's here..i wish you would post a pic so i could see how much of a tool you probably are.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

I love my jersey..i could care less what some hick from Jacksonville(lol) has to think, i been there...people are more inbred in Jacksonville then in West Virginia. Also the tight black shirt thing went out in the 90's, we got some trendy mofo's here..i wish you would post a pic so i could see how much of a tool you probably are.

lol at the red k. I won't bother with a bomb.

Bor, I live in NYC (where I was born and raised) and Palm Beach, FL. You could check it out but I don't think they'd let you over the bridge - the bridge to Palm Beach, that is. Jersey trash sadly does come over the bridges into NYC too often.

Post a pic? Maybe. But I've met about 10 peeps off this board so I am not hiding anything.

Oh Jax...I run a company in Jacksonville so I spend some time there out of necessity. Yeah, it blows.

 

[jerseyart]

.... Jersey trash sadly does come over the bridges into NYC too often.

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So you use the tunnel system a lot when your at home?

Maybe you should buy the tunnels Matt and close off access. It would be no more outlandish than any of your other claims.

And you may wonder if Im at all concerned about angering an internet millionarie, but fortunately for me I met 2 dozen others on the board today as well, so they have my back

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

.... Jersey trash sadly does come over the bridges into NYC too often.

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So you use the tunnel system a lot when your at home?

Maybe you should buy the tunnels Matt and close off access. It would be no more outlandish than any of your other claims.

And you may wonder if Im at all concerned about angering an internet millionarie, but fortunately for me I met 2 dozen others on the board today as well, so they have my back

Yawn, I am so tired of you.

This NY NJ shit started as a joke - you think I give a fuck where someone comes from? Seriously? Do you think I *actually* care about NY, NJ, FL, or any of that shit? All places in the US have their local quirks, it's funny, it will always be funny. That's all it is, though. It's like making fun of Boston accents, ya know?

I know NJ has some nice parts, douchebag, half of NYC's work force lives in NJ. If you took this seriously, you're fucked up like a pair of swimming cleats.

As for anything I say on here, I will give you my phone number and address in NY or FL and we can hang out bor. I've already met many people from here, and in two weeks I will be at the Arnold Classic meeting some more, getting to know some more real peeps off of here, just being me.

If you are so concerned with what I do and where I do it, come hang out with me and some others at the Arnold. Or some other time. I travel a lot. I have nothing to hide. PM me and you can have my cell number orb - half the board has it. Otherwise, let it go bor. You win, you wore me down, I am out of silly shit to say about NJ.

 

[E_Fermi]

NJ is and always has been and always will be the garbage state. It even started as a land grant by the Duke of York because he didn't want it 300+ years ago.

Today, NJ has more toxic waste dumps than any other state. By dozens. The more things change...

Jersey girls.....and you thought big hair went away. Wrongo bongo. How about big nails? yep, made in Jersey. Jersey rivals the southeastern US for ill mannered and dirty people of both sexes.

Guys from NJ? They're OK. I mean, I guess it is good to keep all the short, hairy fat Italian guys who wear tight black shirts with black pants and act "big" in one easily defined place: NJ.

Can you be big if you're 5' 4"? Is that possible? Even Lee Priest could rightfully be called a dwarf...if he was hairy and fat and italian he could live in NJ.

In the summer, this filth does indeed congregate in places like SleazeSide Heights - I went there once...once. It's sort of like the Hamptons, except with no money, no showers, no class, and nothing fun, well except skinny girls with guts parading around being chased by greaseballs in banged up cars.

Yes, New Jersey.

bwahahahaha

 

[jerseyart]

Yawn, I am so tired of you.

This NY NJ shit started as a joke - you think I give a fuck where someone comes from? Seriously? Do you think I *actually* care about NY, NJ, FL, or any of that shit? All places in the US have their local quirks, it's funny, it will always be funny. That's all it is, though. It's like making fun of Boston accents, ya know?

I know NJ has some nice parts, douchebag, half of NYC's work force lives in NJ. If you took this seriously, you're fucked up like a pair of swimming cleats.

As for anything I say on here, I will give you my phone number and address in NY or FL and we can hang out bor. I've already met many people from here, and in two weeks I will be at the Arnold Classic meeting some more, getting to know some more real peeps off of here, just being me.

If you are so concerned with what I do and where I do it, come hang out with me and some others at the Arnold. Or some other time. I travel a lot. I have nothing to hide. PM me and you can have my cell number orb - half the board has it. Otherwise, let it go bor. You win, you wore me down, I am out of silly shit to say about NJ.

Go read your posts maing, then come back and tell me who made this personal. Who questioned whose integrity first.

I dotn care about trading insults Matt, but I say this every fuckign day, dont come whining after the fact.

I was content to leave this as a some ribbing about NY/NJ

 

[NJjuice22]

Matt, bomb me back, i think giving red is fun, but i dont know about you just joking, you seem to have something personal against NJ, perhaps an old girlfriend got gangbanged by some Jersey "guitos" or you got your ass handed to you by a Jersey guy in a "tight black shirt".

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

Matt, bomb me back, i think giving red is fun, but i dont know about you just joking, you seem to have something personal against NJ, perhaps an old girlfriend got gangbanged by some Jersey "guitos" or you got your ass handed to you by a Jersey guy in a "tight black shirt".

believe me bor, I could not care even a little bit about any geographical region of the US. Not even a little. I've lived all over the US, from Seattle to South FL, from NC to LA to NH to GA. And with a few years in the Army, I met peeps from all 50 states. Americans are the same everywhere, only the cosmetics change...accents and stuff.

But, being originally from NY city, I had to educate the rest of the board on some of the NJ stereotypes, bad and good.

At the end of the day, I don't give a shit either way. Not one little tiny turd. BTW I think it's "guidos", not "guitos"....Guitos are Mexican guitar players.

At your insistence I will bomb you.

 

[NJjuice22]

At the end of the day, I don't give a shit either way. Not one little tiny turd. BTW I think it's "guidos", not "guitos"....Guitos are Mexican guitar players.

At your insistence I will bomb you.

I could care less either about where anyone is from, its just the NJ gets bashed constantly so sometimes I feel the need to stick up for my garden state. Wow you learn something everyday..i knew about it being Guido..but I did not know a "GUITO" was a mexican guitar player..very interesting.