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KillahBee

KillahBee

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Dudes and chicks. Or at least semi attractive. A life of sun and activity does a body good, apparently.

Me and my boy look like Stay Puft Marshmallow men.
 
I'm moving to california one day. At least I know I get 3 months in Santa Barbara in...two winters from now. Crap.
 
javaguru said:
So where does Lestat find all the average women? :confused: :)
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Read my post on Gambino's "what state has easiest chicks" thread. Basically, there are a TON of average chicks here, but they all are tan and semi-fit and emulate the hot chicks. so it's like getting a junior version of a hottie
 
Nathan said:
I'm moving to california one day. At least I know I get 3 months in Santa Barbara in...two winters from now. Crap.
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that's what I said about 2 years ago.

look at me now, ma. :)
 
KillahBee said:
Read my post on Gambino's "what state has easiest chicks" thread. Basically, there are a TON of average chicks here, but they all are tan and semi-fit and emulate the hot chicks. so it's like getting a junior version of a hottie
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it's like hottie lite.
or generic brand hottie.
 
im gettin jacked
 
Smurfy said:
it's like hottie lite.
or generic brand hottie.
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Yes. We have become conditioned, somehow, to the point that when we see bleach blond hair, short skirt, tan skin, slutty look on face, huge sunglasses, we automatically trigger "hot chick". Then it's over, the decision is made based on memory and past experience. That's how these averages get by.

At least that's my theory
 
covergrl80 said:
That is the first time you have ever complimented everyone on this board in one thread!!!
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*sigh*

listen bish, if you ever come at KB with that weak shit again, i'm lockin my cock in a bottle until you show improvement.

ps. quoted for evidence of Delawatardness
 
I'm so white I glow in the dark; my friend is black and we were walking through my school and it was pitch dark. She said, "can you see me?" I could only see her teeth.
 
ballet gal said:
I'm so white I glow in the dark; my friend is black and we were walking through my school and it was pitch dark. She said, "can you see me?" I could only see her teeth.
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why don't you shove your keyboard up your vagina, sideways.
 
swole said:
*sigh*

listen bish, if you ever come at KB with that weak shit again, i'm lockin my cock in a bottle until you show improvement.

ps. quoted for evidence of Delawatardness
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I was not trying to be funny! I just read the title of the thread and went off of that.

Dude if your cock can fit in a bottle you can keep that shit cause you will not be doing anything for me ;)
 
covergrl80 said:
I was not trying to be funny! I just read the title of the thread and went off of that.

Dude if your cock can fit in a bottle you can keep that shit cause you will not be doing anything for me ;)
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Shit, if his cock isn't the size of a 747 it ain't doing anything for that cavernous joint
 
sounds like Adelaide, even the average girls are neat and you have lots of fun shagging them, go buy a 100 pack of condoms, a digicam, and go nuts
 
thats why i made such an effort to get in shape when i moved here. i was 130 lbs.

im sure SD and south florida are similar in that sense. need at least a decent
beach body. its like the law or something
 
that sun will catch up to you though around 40 yrs old
wrinkly leather face HOOTTTTTT
 
KillahBee said:
I should probably just stay inside and smoke drugs. That should be safer.
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you got a lot of moles bro? you strike me as a moley mofo.
moles and sun= skin cancer
have fun bro
 
Gambino said:
you got a lot of moles bro? you strike me as a moley mofo.
moles and sun= skin cancer
have fun bro
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Haven't had one yet, but looking forward to it. Hopefully it has hair coming out of it, preferably one single long one.
 
KillahBee said:
Haven't had one yet, but looking forward to it. Hopefully it has hair coming out of it, preferably one single long one.
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just fuggin around bro, I got a lot of moles on my back
and skin cancer in the fam so I take the risk seriously and always use sunscreen.
folks are n.italian/austrian ethnic so we are some pale mofos
you dark skin guineas should proly deal better with the sun
 
Gambino said:
just fuggin around bro, I got a lot of moles on my back
and skin cancer in the fam so I take the risk seriously and always use sunscreen.
folks are n.italian/austrian ethnic so we are some pale mofos
you dark skin guineas should proly deal better with the sun
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I do deal with sun well, but it's also a bad thing cause I don't wear sunscreen (and hardly ever burn). Need to start doing that...
 
calveless wonder said:
thats why i made such an effort to get in shape when i moved here. i was 130 lbs.

im sure SD and south florida are similar in that sense. need at least a decent
beach body. its like the law or something
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i would be so hot at 130 lbs
 
Smurfy said:
i would be so hot at 130 lbs
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I weighed 130 in the 8th grade. Golden Delicious is pretty hot at 130.
 
KillahBee said:
Read my post on Gambino's "what state has easiest chicks" thread. Basically, there are a TON of average chicks here, but they all are tan and semi-fit and emulate the hot chicks. so it's like getting a junior version of a hottie
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nice
 
KillahBee said:
Ingraham St, bout a block from Grand.
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your in Lestats town. PB is a pretty interesting place
I am somewhat new to SD myself(been here since Oct 05) I live up in North County, Rancho Santa Fe. Welcome to SD bro..start working out more to begin attracting all the poon down here.
then go up to the OC and hit up the beach cities and start banging the real plat blond, bombshell porn stars. just doublesack your johnson because you will catch something foul if you arnt careful
:coffee:
 
KillahBee said:
Read my post on Gambino's "what state has easiest chicks" thread. Basically, there are a TON of average chicks here, but they all are tan and semi-fit and emulate the hot chicks. so it's like getting a junior version of a hottie
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my nigga!!! you see the light finally.

I'm going out with a TRUE hot chick tonight, I'm talking 8-9 by anyone's standards including swole.
 
Lestat said:
my nigga!!! you see the light finally.

I'm going out with a TRUE hot chick tonight, I'm talking 8-9 by anyone's standards including swole.
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post a pic, i'll be honest bro
 
KillahBee said:
I thought I saw him in Vons the other day so I dropped all my shit in the checkout line and sprinted out the store.
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I shop at trader joes 90% of the time, the other 10% i'm at the Ralphs on Mission Blvd.
 
i went to bootcamp in san diego and i loved it. i went from october thru december and never had to wear a jacket. expensive to live but worth it IMOP.
 
Smurf - lolol, dude, you should know me better than that

Lestat - Vons sucks, IMO. I like Ralph's better, but Henry's on Garnet is my JOINT! lol, tonite we went to Johnny V's and then SInbad Cafe Hookah Bar.

Dude, OVERRUN by average chicks. It's almost scary.
 
I haven't been to SD for 17 years. That will all change relatively soon.

I ain't dressing up to play wingman though.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
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