ever have nurse wipe ur ass?

[rsnoble-im-back]

at first really sucked but after ahile im like heh bitch wipe my ass! and get up in there i still itch! much better than poop hose which has a 90 degree elbow they stick up ur ass and hook it. 1 time i was like heh goddamit the hose fell out! nuse said bullshit poop anyways its ok. yeah right. shit all over myn backside and had to lay in it at least 2-3 hours before cleanup. if wereny 4 handful pills juusy had wouldnt be telling u this. stay ouuta hospital. hospital bad.

 

[jerkbox]

lmao......that's gotta suck

 

[Mr. Black]

at first really sucked but after ahile im like heh bitch wipe my ass! QUOTE]


LMFAO! Why she wipin your ass bro?

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

cAUSE MY ARMS/hands got burnt and i couldnt. the nurse i told to get up in thetre was hot. she was like really timid bout it and i said just shove ur dam hand up there and clean me off or get someone else to do it. she didi it. shes the same bitch i told my cathetar fell out and made her pick up the bedsheets and handle my cock right in front of 2 buds who were laughing asses off. i knew it didnt fsll out-ha ha. kinda pissed wife off though she was there and seen me smirking. bitch got back at me few days later when she yanked it out. god it burnt. nothing compared to getting my feed tube pulled outta mt stmach though that bout killed me. i was like the Borg there for a few weeks. after poop tube out has to drag 200lbs eqipment to bathroom. i now know how to operate all that shit they showed me little bit here and thetr so i could disconnect my hoses,wires,etc for going bathroom n stuff. gotta go find my morphine pills shoulder aching now

at first really sucked but after ahile im like heh bitch wipe my ass! QUOTE]


LMFAO! Why she wipin your ass bro?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Hello no!

 

[Mr. Black]

cAUSE MY ARMS/hands got burnt and i couldnt.

...must be why your typing sucks

 

[Buddy_Christ]

ouch and ouch.

i spent 5 days in the hospital when i was 7. broke my left arm (bone sticking out of crook of elbow) and had 2 surgeries, one to save my arm because teh circulation was cut off from the elbow down.

i wiped my own ass though.


one thing that will always stick in my mind.....i'm in the ER and they're prepping me for surgery. they cut my shirt off, put the gown on, and then the nurse, who was cute, went to take my pants off. i felt i should "warn" her, so i told her i wasn't wearing any underwear.

she smiled at me and said, "that's ok. sometimes, i don't wear any underwear either."

i will never forget the cute ER nurse saying that to me as long as i live.

 

[Mr. Black]

she smiled at me and said, "that's ok. sometimes, i don't wear any underwear either."

i will never forget the cute ER nurse saying that to me as long as i live.

You should of asked her what she was doing later...

 

[Buddy_Christ]

You should of asked her what she was doing later...

at 7 years old with my left humorous sticking out of the crook of my elbow, doctors and nurses flipping out because they couldn't find a pulse in my arm below my elbow, and my mother freaking out, i really wasn't thinking too much about sex at that particular moment.

 

[Mr. Black]

at 7 years old with my left humorous sticking out of the crook of my elbow, doctors and nurses flipping out because they couldn't find a pulse in my arm below my elbow, and my mother freaking out, i really wasn't thinking too much about sex at that particular moment.

funny I missed that whole part...its like my eyes scrolled right down to nurse-no-panties comment