ever have nurse wipe ur ass?

[Gambino]

at 7 years old with my left humorous sticking out of the crook of my elbow, doctors and nurses flipping out because they couldn't find a pulse in my arm below my elbow, and my mother freaking out, i really wasn't thinking too much about sex at that particular moment.

bbf would have hit it 5 times before surgery

 

[bran987]

cAUSE MY ARMS/hands got burnt and i couldnt. the nurse i told to get up in thetre was hot. she was like really timid bout it and i said just shove ur dam hand up there and clean me off or get someone else to do it. she didi it. shes the same bitch i told my cathetar fell out and made her pick up the bedsheets and handle my cock right in front of 2 buds who were laughing asses off. i knew it didnt fsll out-ha ha. kinda pissed wife off though she was there and seen me smirking. bitch got back at me few days later when she yanked it out. god it burnt. nothing compared to getting my feed tube pulled outta mt stmach though that bout killed me. i was like the Borg there for a few weeks. after poop tube out has to drag 200lbs eqipment to bathroom. i now know how to operate all that shit they showed me little bit here and thetr so i could disconnect my hoses,wires,etc for going bathroom n stuff. gotta go find my morphine pills shoulder aching now

what the FUCK
that SUCKS

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

drugged n have only left hand now right arm in airplane splint

...must be why your typing sucks

 

[Mr. Black]

drugged n have only left hand now right arm in airplane splint

So how did you burn yourself? I too once had bad 2nd degree burns all over my hands. I was trying to cook some fish heatin up the oil and it caught on fire, so I gabbed it and stuck it under the tap and turned the water on full blast. that was not a good idea on my part. Big fire ball erupted, blew through my face, melted hair, eyebrowes and the oil landed on my hands. The ceiling and cabinets caught on fire from the initial fire ball so I had to fuck around with mu fire extinguisher to put out the fire. I had to visit the burn unit everyday for a month.

 

[the nature boy]

I haven't, but I can't wait.

 

[DIVISION]

at first really sucked but after ahile im like heh bitch wipe my ass! and get up in there i still itch! much better than poop hose which has a 90 degree elbow they stick up ur ass and hook it. 1 time i was like heh goddamit the hose fell out! nuse said bullshit poop anyways its ok. yeah right. shit all over myn backside and had to lay in it at least 2-3 hours before cleanup. if wereny 4 handful pills juusy had wouldnt be telling u this. stay ouuta hospital. hospital bad.

OFF THE CHAIN, NOBLE!!!!!!!! OFFFFFFFF THE CHAINNNNNNNNNNNNN!

I'm suprised they let you even get on the internet to tell your story.....

You told the nurse: "bitch whipe my ass!........get up in there I still itch!!!!!!"

I can't believe they let you get away with that shit!!!!!!!! PUN INTENDED!!!!!!!!



OH man.........you are off the chain............






DIV

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

damn sounds fucked up! paint thiiner explosion. 6 weeks hosp stay 80% 1st to 4th degrees. fucked up. no face burns though. got frankenstein right arm

So how did you burn yourself? I too once had bad 2nd degree burns all over my hands. I was trying to cook some fish heatin up the oil and it caught on fire, so I gabbed it and stuck it under the tap and turned the water on full blast. that was not a good idea on my part. Big fire ball erupted, blew through my face, melted hair, eyebrowes and the oil landed on my hands. The ceiling and cabinets caught on fire from the initial fire ball so I had to fuck around with mu fire extinguisher to put out the fire. I had to visit the burn unit everyday for a month.

 

[Mr. Black]

damn sounds fucked up! paint thiiner explosion. 6 weeks hosp stay 80% 1st to 4th degrees. fucked up. no face burns though. got frankenstein right arm

That sucks. Hope you heel quick.

 

[wootoom]

must suck when you have the squirts

 

[jackangel]

this has been my fantasy since the tender age of 6.