Well, first you need to find a handsome 9 or 10 year old and offer him candy and a ride home.
The game is underground but can be played on PS3, so the little buggers can't wait to play it.
The premise of the game is that your parents are the badguys and all they do is lie to you not let you have the fun you want.
So you're being chased by them and they're always hurting by saying mean things and hitting you. The more they do that, the more life gets taken away from your player. The only way to get more life is to help your friendly neighbors by servicing them in various ways. Depending on the act you get more life and bonus points. The acts start out fairly simple and normal and escalate as your parents get meaner and you're more deesperate not to lose the game.