Ok, all joking aside.
Years ago when I was 16, my best friend (a true pyscho - and I mean truly mentally deranged) and I used to go deer hunting every season. Although he had less interest in actually scoring a buck than he did in looking for deerstands to steal. That season, this bitch stole about 15 of them. He even stole his cousins which was homemade. Nothing but a metal lawn chair turned sideways with a lawnmower blade weilded in the back to plant itself in the tree... I mean the shit was skanky and I wouldn't trust it to hold my ass in no tree at all.
His cousin put out a whooping $25 reward. Which was laughable because the stand wasn't worth that much. As his cousin even stole the metal lawn chair that was used to make. (whole family was a bunch of thiefs, I kept good company). Anyway, nothing was said until the NEXT year when this fool had no money for cigerettes and called his cousin up and asked if the reward was still available. Said he found the deerstand at MY house and knew that I stole it. Wanted the $25. His cousin came down there to get his deerstand and saw about 20 of them laying around, including the $300 one his dad had bought himself. Called the police and reported it. My psycho friend told the cops that I stole every single one of them. The sheriff actually came up to high school and pulled me out of swim practice to question me about this.
I never spoke to this guy again, despite living 3 houses down. He tried to explain one time that "you wouldn't let me borrow any money and I needed my smokes."
Fucking idiot.
Years ago when I was 16, my best friend (a true pyscho - and I mean truly mentally deranged) and I used to go deer hunting every season. Although he had less interest in actually scoring a buck than he did in looking for deerstands to steal. That season, this bitch stole about 15 of them. He even stole his cousins which was homemade. Nothing but a metal lawn chair turned sideways with a lawnmower blade weilded in the back to plant itself in the tree... I mean the shit was skanky and I wouldn't trust it to hold my ass in no tree at all.
His cousin put out a whooping $25 reward. Which was laughable because the stand wasn't worth that much. As his cousin even stole the metal lawn chair that was used to make. (whole family was a bunch of thiefs, I kept good company). Anyway, nothing was said until the NEXT year when this fool had no money for cigerettes and called his cousin up and asked if the reward was still available. Said he found the deerstand at MY house and knew that I stole it. Wanted the $25. His cousin came down there to get his deerstand and saw about 20 of them laying around, including the $300 one his dad had bought himself. Called the police and reported it. My psycho friend told the cops that I stole every single one of them. The sheriff actually came up to high school and pulled me out of swim practice to question me about this.
I never spoke to this guy again, despite living 3 houses down. He tried to explain one time that "you wouldn't let me borrow any money and I needed my smokes."
Fucking idiot.