Emperor's response to car damage

[MattTheSkywalker]

Me: This is what happened. <story>

Him: Ah, shit. Take care of my rental. I can't drive a Pontiac, anyone have luxury rentals down there?

Me: working on it.....


meanwhile....my assistant has been all over the rental issue all day....Pontiacs galore.

 

[Y_lifter]

KIA's are nice

 

[Dial_tone]

For the right price I'll fly to Atlanta and drive my dad's '63 Impala down there.

 

[Becoming]

I still think you should give me and broth.... um, Tiger88 and gonelifting a chance...

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Matty rent him a Sunfire nothing wrong with a Sunfire in my books.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

lol @ Pontiacs galore!

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

thanks QT, sunfires are fun, probably not appropriate here but duly noted

I am going to shoot myself.

Nice knowing you.

 

[from zero]

For the right price I'll fly to Atlanta and drive my dad's '63 Impala down there.

Now THAT'S a sweet fucking ride.

 

[supersizeme]

i know you're kneedeep in mental strife, but break down with what happened

 

[Razorguns]

Right on Ferris Bueller!!!

 

[Becoming]

Becoming's auto repair gets no love around here...

 

[Code]

Do not fall for the 03 M Class Chrysler.
It is NOT a luxury car.

 

[tiger88]

dont u own a lexus?


what model do u drive?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

thanks QT, sunfires are fun, probably not appropriate here but duly noted

I am going to shoot myself.

Nice knowing you.

R.I.P Matty you will be missed.

 

[gonelifting]

Yeah what`s the big deal? Rent? Lend him your Lexus or does`nt he have a SECOND car? wtf are you people doing down there, hoarding your money?

SPEND!!!!!!!!! damn it. Go to the damn dealer and tell em "I WANT TO LEAVE IN 10 MINUTES WITH THIS CAR." and pick out a nice new one. Damn you millionaires.

 

[velvett]

http://www.exoticarexpress.com/jacksonville.html

MUSTANG GT CONVERTIBLE
BMW Z-4
BMW 325CI CONVERTIBLE
JAGUAR XK8-XKR CONVERTIBLE
CORVETTE CONVERTIBLE
GMC YUKON XLT DVD
FORD EXPEDITION DVD
HUMMER H-2 DVD

There must be something in there he wouldn't mind driving.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Hire a chaffeured Jag limo.

Company foots the bill.

Save your job.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

velvett, thanks for the heads up; we are getting him a Tahoe, it will have to do.

The problem is we have clients in the office this afternoon and we have to drive them around - he had the LS series Lexus and it was bigger than mine and more comfy too. His car is operational but scarred, for now.

Gonelifting: yes he has other cars, however none would be suitable for client entertainment. I suggested the Morgan....he was not amused.

Supersizeme, check your PM