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EMERGENCY!! Anybody speak russian??? PLEASE HELP

The_Chemist

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"ti o4en klassnii paren i s toboi vesselo. I ti o4en simpotnii."

A russian stripper sent me this in a text message. I can't seem to find a translation on google.

any help with a translation or a response will be compensated. I promise!
 
hairlossguru said:
"ti o4en klassnii paren i s toboi vesselo. I ti o4en simpotnii."

A russian stripper sent me this in a text message. I can't seem to find a translation on google.

any help with a translation or a response will be compensated. I promise!
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watch those fuckin skanks,there just lookin fo a meal ticket
 
Something about the Russian mafia or the ex KGB plus some STDs
 
I'm not sure .... u might want to check eith a Russian. They might know. But do u really neeeed to know what it says? I mean, really!Will it change anything? Probably not. Why should men try to start listening to women now?
 
Ok funs over.

If anyone will give me an honest translation then I;ll post up her website and everyone can have a look at what a playboy playmate looks like.

No joke. I wont back down on my end of the bargain.
 
hairlossguru said:
Ok funs over.

If anyone will give me an honest translation then I;ll post up her website and everyone can have a look at what a playboy playmate looks like.

No joke. I wont back down on my end of the bargain.
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God knows I've searched, but no luck.
 
im never gonna stop bumpin this thing until i find out.

Fuck. I just might have to fork out the 39.95 for a phone translation.
 
hairlossguru said:
im never gonna stop bumpin this thing until i find out.

Fuck. I just might have to fork out the 39.95 for a phone translation.
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Promise you'll gimme a bit and I'll have something for ya?
Serious.
 
hairlossguru said:
???? is that the translation???
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It's close to 6 am here right now.. I have about 4 russians that go the the summer university with me here.. I won't be back till 4.. I'll ask, but I'm sure by then someone will have already discovered it.. Still though, maybe they're translation might be a slight bit off unless they know any real russians..
 
monsterMMF said:
It's close to 6 am here right now.. I have about 4 russians that go the the summer university with me here.. I won't be back till 4.. I'll ask, but I'm sure by then someone will have already discovered it.. Still though, maybe they're translation might be a slight bit off unless they know any real russians..
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Much appreciated.

As i said. I will PM her website to whoever can translate this for me. It will be well worth your time. I promise.
 
hairlossguru said:
???? is that the translation???
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No no, from what I figured out it should be this:
"Do you live at home with your parents, and are you single?"

If I'm wrong I apologize...
it was the best I could do. :rolleyes:
 
Well I wrote it down, as I said, I won't be back till around 4 or 5 today.. they should know any slang that would be used..
 
monsterMMF said:
Well I wrote it down, as I said, I won't be back till around 4 or 5 today.. they should know any slang that would be used..
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thanks dood. Im thinkin it might be something dirty.
 
damn this guy is macking chicks in languages he doesn't even know??? he's got GAME!
 
SoreArms said:
hello comrade, it says "I hope you had fun I enjoyed myself too. By the way I have herpes."
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that was funny shite.

seriously though, I can do some digging with some colleagues here and see what I can discover.

Just a qestion - is that exactly whet her text said?
 
hairlossguru said:
"ti o4en klassnii paren i s toboi vesselo. I ti o4en simpotnii."

A russian stripper sent me this in a text message. I can't seem to find a translation on google.

any help with a translation or a response will be compensated. I promise!
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it says


you are a cool guy, its fun with(fun kickin it with you) you and you are really attractive


my second language
 
ti o4en klassnii paren i s toboi vesselo. I ti o4en simpotnii."

It means : You are very cool and You make me laugh. And You are very attractive.
Basically what gobalboa already said.

I had russian in school fo years orb

js
 
Yeah dude, I asked the Russian girl today in class, and she said pretty much the same thing that was already said.. Nothing new really I guess.. Lot of slang, short talk for the text message..
 
gobalboa said:
it says


you are a cool guy, its fun with(fun kickin it with you) you and you are really attractive


my second language
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You win. ITs been confirmed. Her website will be Pm'd to you. However, that was geigh and not what I was expecting.

Let the games continue, What should I text her back in russian???? ANy suggestions???

Wootoom: Not originally but now living in cowtown. I have a friend who says he is from the same hometown as you(mp). We always train together, so next time your here, you can come to the gym with us and train.
 
I translated ur stuff into better sounding russian

Dont know if its too late or what not
 
gobalboa said:
I translated ur stuff into better sounding russian

Dont know if its too late or what not
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Thanks dude. I met some other polish chiks last night in the bar that claimed they spoke russian. They grabbed my phone and text messaged the russian stripper the following:

"nme nrjzisk toje nrjisk toje nravgsy stovya biti"

Anybody???????
 
gobalboa said:
don't know what that is

either really bad spelling or polish
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The russian stripper said the same thing. Its polish.

By the way.......you were right. Im staying far,far away because my bud tells me she has an STD.

YUCK. Good thing i didnt take the skin boat to tuna town.
 
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if she's like most strippers i've uuhh, known in the past it means, my husband or boyfriend is an unemployed shithead drunk, my parents have disowned me,my dealer has cut me off, i'm almost out of glitter and i need a ride to walmart to get some more stripper purfume...and BTW will you please buy me that $60.00 galss of champayne?(sp)
 
Many young Russians have learned "English" in an informal manner. They mix text message abbreviations with their words and spellings. They also will transpose nouns and verbs, and miss tenses.

I think they do amazingly well, seeing theirr language has no latin base at all.

And then there is the cryllic vs latin-based translation. When you get something translated, cryllic is best to impress her. I think this young woman was doing her best with a standard keyboard.

I use Babel Fish abd here is their link.
http://world.altavista.com/tr

Many Russians are from the former Soviet states and they mix their three languages together ... for example: Moldovian/Russian/English

There is a good reason to be cautious with this young woman. She is here to make money ... period. It is not being malicious ... it is life. She may have been sold into this employement.
 
thelion2005 said:
There is a good reason to be cautious with this young woman. She is here to make money ... period. It is not being malicious ... it is life. She may have been sold into this employement.
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thats what I was implying in the first place
 
thelion2005 said:
Many young Russians have learned "English" in an informal manner. They mix text message abbreviations with their words and spellings. They also will transpose nouns and verbs, and miss tenses.

I think they do amazingly well, seeing theirr language has no latin base at all.

And then there is the cryllic vs latin-based translation. When you get something translated, cryllic is best to impress her. I think this young woman was doing her best with a standard keyboard.

I use Babel Fish abd here is their link.
http://world.altavista.com/tr

Many Russians are from the former Soviet states and they mix their three languages together ... for example: Moldovian/Russian/English

There is a good reason to be cautious with this young woman. She is here to make money ... period. It is not being malicious ... it is life. She may have been sold into this employement.
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Ya....i know, she a stripper and every one I have met fitst the description. Thanks for lookin out for me, but this aint my first rodeo.
 
hairlossguru said:
Ya....i know, she a stripper and every one I have met fitst the description. Thanks for lookin out for me, but this aint my first rodeo.
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hey Guru if you see MP tell him i say hi
 
jc1908 said:
if she's like most strippers i've uuhh, known in the past it means, my husband or boyfriend is an unemployed shithead drunk, my parents have disowned me,my dealer has cut me off, i'm almost out of glitter and i need a ride to walmart to get some more stripper purfume...and BTW will you please buy me that $60.00 galss of champayne?(sp)
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lmfao.

What i really need is a stripper translator.

Want a lapdance = i need money for blow
Will you buy me a drink = I spent all my money on blow
Can I come to your hotel room= my unemployed husband is at my place
Can you walk me to m car = my dealer wants to break my legs
 
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