Embarrassing experience

[anthrax]

I was in the subway
it was crowded, hot and humide and I was tired

Suddenly my sight was caught by a yummy cleavage
I must have stared at those fine boobs for 1 minute
Until I had to get of the subway

While I was walking I heard my name
it was a nice chick I've been working with a few months ago

It became trully embarrassing when I realised that it was the woman whose boobs I've been looking at not very discretely 30 seconds ago

I guess she was as embarrassed as I was since none of us mentioned this little incident

What should have I done?

 

[Raptorex]

Remember the scene from Seinfeld? in the steamroom?

 

[jaded]

 

[EnderJE]

Lick your lips.

 

[marshallmadman]

I'd hit it. (in before string bean)

 

[gonelifting]

You should have said "OMG it's you? I was just staring at your boobs for like aminute straight. I feel so stupid now."

Then she would say "There, there come to mama and rest your head on my bossom. Don't you worry darlin."

The you'd both go in a back room where she'd service you and you'd both get it on for hours (or 26 minutes) and that would be the end of the scene as the camera pans back out the window of the subway....

 

[Bullit]

Just keep staring at em' and say "yeah I saw you a couple minutes ago."

 

[squatpuke]

How about...

"Geez, sorry I didn't recognize you..." (Obviously since you weren't looking at her face)
then
"Can I buy you a milkshake?"

 

[anthrax]

In fact I looked at her straight in the eyes or above, lol

 

[sawastea]

I'd hit it. (in before string bean)

Agreed.


Ask her out. On a side note, you're in Canada, right? Didn't realize they had subways.

 

[*MissFit*]

haha wanna know what i did at the gym.. I was trying to do some pull downs and i thought the wire was caught in the 260weight.. so tried pulling it out with ym own weight no luck.. this big guy saw me struggling and asked what i was doing so i tried to explain that someone had caught the swire in it and i needed to get it out to use the machine....

turned out it was the wire from another machine.. and i was just a moron.. i had been struggling with a weight that wasnt even caught

Truly blonde moment

 

[Vicious cycle]

What should have I done?

You should have asked her how much those things cost, you were things of buying some for your girl.

 

[Griz1]

You should have said "OMG it's you? I was just staring at your boobs for like aminute straight. I feel so stupid now."

Then she would say "There, there come to mama and rest your head on my bossom. Don't you worry darlin."

The you'd both go in a back room where she'd service you and you'd both get it on for hours (or 26 minutes) and that would be the end of the scene as the camera pans back out the window of the subway....

And of course there would be cheesy 70's jazz music playing in the background the whole time...