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bran987

bran987

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EF Anti-Online Flirting Org Members!

Welcome our 2nd Female member; 27th member overall; who realizes e-flirting is a humiliation of all things that are or should be Male.

bravo!
 
Gambino said:
welcome...feel free to post a complimentary boob shot :qt:
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oh shit, the female members post boob shots?

I want in!
 
yeah if female members are posting boob shots for members only will join in a heartbeat
 
Can I join this group? Seriously.

I have seen the light and have changed my ways.
 
the only reason I don't join this group is because I like a little sexual banter once in a while, but I am also against most of the gay flirting that goes on in here. Specially between Sawastea and Deterass you guys should punish them.
 
nycgirl said:
I'm just asking a question.

Define e-flirting (your org's definition is okay) for me - it is such a grey area on this board.
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see a radar post :qt:
 
I don't think my sexual bater or flirting should count because unlike many dude, I'm not REALLY trying to get laid.. I'm not gonna fly to meet anyone, not gonna fly anyone to see me, not gonna spend hours on the phone wooing someone all night.. etc. Its just entertainment value.. Smurfy and I do it all the time, we're both in serious relationships, its all a joke.
 
SoreArms said:
Specially between Sawastea and Deterass you guys should punish them.
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I think they punish each others rectums just fine...
 
Lestat said:
I don't think my sexual bater or flirting should count because unlike many dude, I'm not REALLY trying to get laid.. I'm not gonna fly to meet anyone, not gonna fly anyone to see me, not gonna spend hours on the phone wooing someone all night.. etc. Its just entertainment value.. Smurfy and I do it all the time, we're both in serious relationships, its all a joke.
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Was your application for membership denied?
 
I see my name has not been added yet.

Who's dick do I need to suck?

just kidding.


No seriously whos?
 
That last post was totally a joke. Don't get any ideas fags.
 
alien amp pharm said:
I see my name has not been added yet.
Who's dick do I need to suck?
just kidding.
No seriously whos?
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I believe, and someome correct me if I am wrong, aap :rainbow: is the reason why the organiztion was founded.
 
nycgirl said:
Was your application for membership denied?
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with all the homo-bantering between him and wootom, it will be a long time untill he is a member
 
alien amp pharm said:
Can I join this group? Seriously.

I have seen the light and have changed my ways.
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The group is for recovering e-flirters as well. If you really have seen the light of course we could let you in!

And SoreArms, there is a difference between:

Retarded e-flirting posts

VS.

Actual humorous cracks that happen to involve a member of the opposite sex on the board and may appear flirty on the surface, but upon further understanding are obviously not intended to grasp at the straws of a potential "hookup" or embarassing pleas for attention from the female counterpart in the incident.
 
Gambino said:
with all the homo-bantering between him and wootom, it will be a long time untill he is a member
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there are also other considerations such as this

and aap you do have some grievances to pay because you were obviously trying to get laid for awhile there
 
welcome my lady. you will serve us well. just remember, WE MUST NOT CEDE CONTROL OF THE BOARD TO THE VAGINA HAVING PETER PUFFERS
 
bran987 said:
Actual humorous cracks that happen to involve a member of the opposite sex on the board and may appear flirty on the surface, but upon further understanding are obviously not intended to grasp at the straws of a potential "hookup" or embarassing pleas for attention from the female counterpart in the incident.
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This is the definition I wanted. How do you join? Just asking.
 
KillahBee said:
welcome my lady. you will serve us well. just remember, WE MUST NOT CEDE CONTROL OF THE BOARD TO THE VAGINA HAVING PETER PUFFERS
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hahahaha
 
bran987 said:
Actual humorous cracks that happen to involve a member of the opposite sex on the board and may appear flirty on the surface, but upon further understanding are obviously not intended to grasp at the straws of a potential "hookup" or embarassing pleas for attention from the female counterpart in the incident.
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As an aside, to this, it's pretty difficult to actually be this funny. Usually you just end up sounding like an idiot, and thus fall into the eflirter category by default. but some people can pull it off.
 
bran987 said:
As an aside, to this, it's pretty difficult to actually be this funny. Usually you just end up sounding like an idiot, and thus fall into the eflirter category by default. but some people can pull it off.
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i do it all the time
 
bran987 said:
As an aside, to this, it's pretty difficult to actually be this funny. Usually you just end up sounding like an idiot, and thus fall into the eflirter category by default. but some people can pull it off.
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aap almost makes this category
 
nycgirl said:
But, it is okay to be one in a real life setting, like at a bar, at work, etc.?
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MUCH more excusable in real life. when a real life beautiful girl is standing in front of you guys pretty much can't help but be idiots at least some of the time. in fact most american guys are vagina having peter puffers in real life. doesn't mean it's okay, it's just not as pathetic to me.
 
nycgirl said:
But, it is okay to be one in a real life setting, like at a bar, at work, etc.?
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in my mind - no. I have gotten into many fights with guy friends about this and have forsaken hot woman ass for this reason. Personally, I just cannot bring myself to engage in what most people refer to as "flirting". To me, 9 times out of 10 it involves the guy being a complete pussy and the girl being to fucking dumb too realize he is just feeding her insecurities by giving her attention for hours until he gets the nani. At that same time, the dude is usually being a completel woman - listening, caring, asking questions. While other peter puffers will call this "game" I call it being a punk ass bitch to get some ass. Fuck that shit. Real game is breaking a girl down into a pile of insecure daddy issues, even more than she already is, then buidling her back into the image you want to see. Then walking away. The only time I will fill the void that Daddy left in poor little Heather is when I am pulling her pig tails and asking her who owns that shit.
 
nycgirl said:
But, it is okay to be one in a real life setting, like at a bar, at work, etc.?
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definetly more acceptable, you might actually get some of the real life kitty as opposed the e-kitty
 
bran987 said:
MUCH more excusable in real life. when a real life beautiful girl is standing in front of you guys pretty much can't help but be idiots at least some of the time. in fact most american guys are vagina having peter puffers in real life. doesn't mean it's okay, it's just not as pathetic to me.
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Ahh, I see. But if a board can bridge the gap between two people that would probably never see each other in real life, what is wrong with a little e-flirting (I rather receive a private message than a public display of such attention - but that is just me).

Grant it, I admit that there is a difference between compliments, little comments only the 2 parties would understand, and a little sexual banter vs. 4th grade - throwing rocks at each other in the schoolyard flirting (which I find annoying).
 
nycgirl said:
I believe, and someome correct me if I am wrong, aap :rainbow: is the reason why the organiztion was founded.
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Nope, that was the SWV's.

Anti-Flirting was formed due to the overwhelmingly large amount of vagina having peter-puffer's that roam the halls of Elite Fitness.
 
bran987 said:
and aap you do have some grievances to pay because you were obviously trying to get laid for awhile there
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lol @ trying


Don't worry I will make you all proud.
 
nycgirl said:
(I rather receive a private message than a public display of such attention - but that is just me).
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exactly.



if that's your deal, and you just gotta do it like you have some uncontrollable urge that this is a person for you,



PM SOMETHING TO THEM.


Most of the time the guy is actually using the board because he's too chicken to talk to her directly.


don't make us all read that crap on the boards!


But there is almost never a reason to do this anyway. Just too many lonely girls walking around the street in your own city to waste much time and effort. I should know - I had 2 long distance relationships earlier in life and I will never do that again. I mean I guess *sigh* ugh it kills me to say this but I guess it can work (chef/frisky or shadow/whomever he wants) - but I am an odds guy, and these odds just aren't appealing.

and if I didn't say it before it should only only be done in PMs if you just have to do it
 
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KillahBee said:
in my mind - no. I have gotten into many fights with guy friends about this and have forsaken hot woman ass for this reason. Personally, I just cannot bring myself to engage in what most people refer to as "flirting". To me, 9 times out of 10 it involves the guy being a complete pussy and the girl being to fucking dumb too realize he is just feeding her insecurities by giving her attention for hours until he gets the nani. At that same time, the dude is usually being a completel woman - listening, caring, asking questions. While other peter puffers will call this "game" I call it being a punk ass bitch to get some ass. Fuck that shit. Real game is breaking a girl down into a pile of insecure daddy issues, even more than she already is, then buidling her back into the image you want to see. Then walking away. The only time I will fill the void that Daddy left in poor little Heather is when I am pulling her pig tails and asking her who owns that shit.
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god damn that should be the anti-flirters mission statement, beatiful dun
 
KillahBee said:
in my mind - no. I have gotten into many fights with guy friends about this and have forsaken hot woman ass for this reason. Personally, I just cannot bring myself to engage in what most people refer to as "flirting". To me, 9 times out of 10 it involves the guy being a complete pussy and the girl being to fucking dumb too realize he is just feeding her insecurities by giving her attention for hours until he gets the nani. At that same time, the dude is usually being a completel woman - listening, caring, asking questions. While other peter puffers will call this "game" I call it being a punk ass bitch to get some ass. Fuck that shit. Real game is breaking a girl down into a pile of insecure daddy issues, even more than she already is, then buidling her back into the image you want to see. Then walking away. The only time I will fill the void that Daddy left in poor little Heather is when I am pulling her pig tails and asking her who owns that shit.
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that is beautiful
 
pitbullstl said:
Nope, that was the SWV's.

Anti-Flirting was formed due to the overwhelmingly large amount of vagina having peter-puffer's that roam the halls of Elite Fitness.
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thanks for keeping everything straight and for the record bor ;)
 
futhermore, something needs to be done about the skly/hammy flirting...it has overrun this board. hammy catches no grief for his REPEATIVE flirting threads, gestures, and cheezy inunendo (sp)

as a group, we need to apply some pressure to the situation...if not, it won't be long
till we all succumb to the faggotoroius plague that is eflirting
 
Gambino said:
futhermore, something needs to be done about the skly/hammy flirting...it has overrun this board. hammy catches no grief for his REPEATIVE flirting threads, gestures, and cheezy inunendo (sp)

as a group, we need to apply some pressure to the situation...if not, it won't be long
till we all succumb to the faggotoroius plague that is eflirting
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I concur. Obviously Hammy is a friend of the EFAOFO, but he needs a speaking to. His e-flirting with soklu has become fagnominous around here and we must put a stop to it.
 
KillahBee said:
I concur. Obviously Hammy is a friend of the EFAOFO, but he needs a speaking to. His e-flirting with soklu has become fagnominous around here and we must put a stop to it.
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please follow through on this, it is sickening.
 
KillahBee said:
I concur. Obviously Hammy is a friend of the EFAOFO, but he needs a speaking to. His e-flirting with soklu has become fagnominous around here and we must put a stop to it.
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I don't know, they are a couple in real life and met outside of EF. hammy showed the board to klu after they were already having hammy sex in real life. not sure how I feel about this one, but my first instinct is to say that there is no breach of our purpose there.
 
bran987 said:
I don't know, they are a couple in real life and met outside of EF. hammy showed the board to klu after they were already having hammy sex in real life. not sure how I feel about this one, but my first instinct is to say that there is no breach of our purpose there.
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This is a good point, and it is a source of entertainment for the general C&C crowd. These are trying times in EF, I must say.
 
bran987 said:
I don't know, they are a couple in real life and met outside of EF. hammy showed the board to klu after they were already having hammy sex in real life. not sure how I feel about this one, but my first instinct is to say that there is no breach of our purpose there.
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Even if this is true their e-flirting is unacceptable, complusive eflirting is inherently gaye, regardless of real life connection. See JA threads regarding Jaded for further anaylisis. A player like shadow keeps it on the DL, out of respect for the EF member base. Furthermore, I have always doubted the validity of their real-life relationship, I think it is a joke, an excuse to overrun the board with e-flirting...
 
KillahBee said:
This is a good point, and it is a source of entertainment for the general C&C crowd. These are trying times in EF, I must say.
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yeah, I'm just not sure if the e-flirting is so egregious when he's actually going home and hitting it later that night.

to me it doesn't seem as disgusting, am I missing something?
 
alien amp pharm said:
Can I join this group? Seriously.

I have seen the light and have changed my ways.
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Nothing but a HH mindcontrol plot to infiltrate our ranks...NO WAY I say.
 
Gambino said:
Even if this is true their e-flirting is unacceptable, complusive eflirting is inherently gaye, regardless of real life connection. See JA threads regarding Jaded for further anaylisis. A player like shadow keeps it on the DL, out of respect for the EF member base. Furthermore, I have always doubted the validity of their real-life relationship, I think it is a joke, an excuse to overrun the board with e-flirting...
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wow


WOW


seeeeerious accusations there General!
 
bran987 said:
Most of the time the guy is actually using the board because he's too chicken to talk to her directly.[/I]
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Agree.

Well, thank you for taking the time to explain the purpose of this organization to me.

I, honestly, thought it was for the men that can't get laid or have/establish a relationship in real life and/or via the Internet. It was wrong of me to think that of your members. I stand corrected :heart:
 
nycgirl said:
Agree.

Well, thank you for taking the time to explain the purpose of this organization to me.

I, honestly, thought it was for the men that can't get laid or have/establish a relationship in real life and/or via the Internet. It was wrong of me to think that of your members. I stand corrected :heart:
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wtf?! how could you possibly think the likes of Bran, Bino, and I could not get laid???
 
mightymouse69 said:
Nothing but a HH mindcontrol plot to infiltrate our ranks...NO WAY I say.
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Hey my eflirt was worth it

That's all I have to say about that :)

but now it's time to cease the maddness that is eflirting.
 
nycgirl said:
Agree.

Well, thank you for taking the time to explain the purpose of this organization to me.

I, honestly, thought it was for the men that can't get laid or have/establish a relationship in real life and/or via the Internet. It was wrong of me to think that of your members. I stand corrected :heart:
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We get more ass than a toilet seat...
 
alien amp pharm said:
Hey my eflirt was worth it

That's all I have to say about that :)

but now it's time to cease the maddness that is eflirting.
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You must publicly confess all your sins to the members?
 
Gambino said:
See JA threads regarding Jaded for further anaylisis. .
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well yes obviously, but you don't think that's because jerseyart was just disgustingly gaye in general? hammy is much cooler and he's usually INSULTING klu which is better, whereas JA's posts to jaded were the I will lick any female ass because I am JA and I love women I cherish them posts
 
alien amp pharm said:
Hey my eflirt was worth it

That's all I have to say about that :)

but now it's time to cease the maddness that is eflirting.
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replying to this post before aap has a chance to delete it

our prodding has gotten him to claim ass tagging in ATL folks, start up the gossip mills!
 
bran987 said:
replying to this post before aap has a chance to delete it

our prodding has gotten him to claim ass tagging in ATL folks, start up the gossip mills!
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noooooooooo

but even if it was a hug i got it was worth it. :rainbow:

You guys have dirty minds.
 
KillahBee said:
wtf?! how could you possibly think the likes of Bran, Bino, and I could not get laid???
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I'M SORRY.

(I like how you just focused on the "get laid" part of my thought)

Read my join date. I obviously didn't know anything about the sexual quests of some of your members when I thought this of your organization.

That's why I asked so many questions.
 
alien amp pharm said:
but even if it was a hug i got it was worth it. :rainbow:
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exhibit A in the case for aap never being allowed in the EFAOFO, even if he runs a train on the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
 
KillahBee said:
exhibit A in the case for aap never being allowed in the EFAOFO, even if he runs a train on the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
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lmao
 
Thanks for the pm with the heads up on this thread Bran!!!

You guys rock!!! Killa nailed it!!!(of course)

Most people think we are anti-women. This is not the case!! In fact, women should appreciate our org. We are not going to lay down any of the phony ass kissing bullshit. (as KB has so eloquently described)...A female knows we are sincere if we tell them they are making great progress, they are smart, or funny, etc. We are not kissing ass for pussy! Also, we are not going to give pussified answers to questions the girls ask...we are going to give honest answers from a mans perspective.

I have mad respect for the few guys here who have pulled one of the elites women without the phony ass kissing!!!

So, let me remind you again....We are not anti-women.

In fact, I loves the ladies....and the ladies loves me!!!!! BAMMMMM
 
awittyusername said:
We are not kissing ass for pussy! Also, we are not going to give pussified answers to questions the girls ask...we are going to give honest answers from a mans perspective.
I have mad respect for the few guys here who have pulled one of the elites women without the phony ass kissing!!!
So, let me remind you again....We are not anti-women.
In fact, I loves the ladies....and the ladies loves me!!!!! BAMMMMM
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Where did you get anti-women in this thread?

I actually agree with your organization now that I understand its purpose. With regard to honest answers, as I told another member, my membership to the Sisterhood of the Vagina was revoked for that reason (something about me making fun of plumpers!). SO, I have a greater respect for your organization.
 
nycgirl said:
Where did you get anti-women in this thread?

I actually agree with your organization now that I understand its purpose. With regard to honest answers, as I told another member, my membership to the Sisterhood of the Vagina was revoked for that reason (something about me making fun of plumpers!). SO, I have a greater respect for your organization.
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he wasn't saying you said it. It's just a common misconception about our organization and witty gets very passionate about it sometimes.
 
nycgirl said:
Where did you get anti-women in this thread?

I actually agree with your organization now that I understand its purpose. With regard to honest answers, as I told another member, my membership to the Sisterhood of the Vagina was revoked for that reason (something about me making fun of plumpers!). SO, I have a greater respect for your organization.
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It has been said before that we were anti-woman. (and I wanted to work in that the ladies love me)

Sorry, but many of our members love plumpers. Because, they don't have there heads fill with phony ass kissing on a daily basis. So, they actually have to interesting personalities. That being said....we are against plumper haters like yourself.
 
bran987 said:
he wasn't saying you said it. It's just a common misconception about our organization and witty gets very passionate about it sometimes.
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this is sounding more and more like a cult the more I read about it... what's next, sacrifices?

speaking of sacrifices, you can start with aap. :evil:
 
awittyusername said:
It has been said before that we were anti-woman. (and I wanted to work in that the ladies love me)
Sorry, but many of our members love plumpers. Because, they don't have there heads fill with phony ass kissing on a daily basis. So, they actually have to interesting personalities. That being said....we are against plumper haters like yourself.
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Yes, I know the ladies love Awitty (no need to beat into our heads).

Are you saying I can't join?
 
nycgirl said:
Yes, I know the ladies love Awitty (no need to beat into our heads).

Are you saying I can't join?
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Plumper hating has nothing to do with acceptance into our org.

However, you would be thrown out the first day with your ass kissing of The Shadow and Radar.
 
awittyusername said:
Plumper hating has nothing to do with acceptance into our org.
However, you would be thrown out the first day with your ass kissing of The Shadow and Radar.
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OH!!!! First, I don't kiss anyone's ass. W/ regard to both of them, I'm being honest.
 
nycgirl said:
OH!!!! First, I don't kiss anyone's ass. W/ regard to both of them, I'm being honest.
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Oh your lucky you edited that!!

Maybe ass kissing was the wrong words. But, you do follow The Shadow around like a groupie. :)
 
awittyusername said:
Oh your lucky you edited that!!

Maybe ass kissing was the wrong words. But, you do follow The Shadow around like a groupie. :)
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Following him around would involve creating threads about him and running behind him and posting in every thread he posts. That isn't me. Are you going to let me join or not? You can put me on probation.
 
nycgirl said:
Following him around would involve creating threads about him and running behind him and posting in every thread he posts. That isn't me. Are you going to let me join or not? You can put me on probation.
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I didn't think you were serious.

Bran is the man in charge of new members. And, I was just kidding about the ass kissing.
 
awittyusername said:
I didn't think you were serious.

Bran is the man in charge of new members. And, I was just kidding about the ass kissing.
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Well, then I will wait for his reply.

(Nice way to haze potential members.)
 
nycgirl said:
Well, then I will wait for his reply.

(Nice way to haze potential members.)
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Please note in the small print: 15000 Karma to be transferred on the day of membership to MightyMouse69.
 
the sokly/hammy issue still needs to be addressed, double standard allowing that gross display to continue. NYCgirl should be allowed on a probationary status, though her shadow/radar contact should be monitored
 
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