EF Language Translator

[jnuts]

With all the venom being spewed lately, I thought I'd try to do something to add a little levity...

We couldn't find a baby sitter tonight and my wife went to bed early after a long week of night school. So...I had a couple of hours to bang out a little code.

Introducing the EF Translator

With this tool you can turn your post into Kayne or BikiniMom languge.

The Kayne conversion is pretty simple. Everything goes uppercase and all punctuation is killed deader than last weeks roadkill. (in theory at least...there isn't much error checking in there)

With BikiniMom, you can set three levels of anger. The higher the level goes.... well, just take a look and see.

On the page, copy some text into the textarea, select your options and then click on "Convert Your Language..."

This is all in good humor

If somebody get's pissed off I'll just take it down. I don't need to be adding fuel to the many burning fires around here.

Edit ->

Latest version includes a MassiveGuns option and a poem generator....

MG can now generate Ceebs specific poams...

 

[ajtomasi]

very clever. I hope they get to see this

 

[rjl296]

that is nizzeato

 

[Pamela]

 

[HANSEL]

That is genious. LOL

 

[jnuts]

see... we need some humor now

 

[Sinistar]

your really stirring the shitpot with this one.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Great Idea! If anyone gives you shit, I will become your personal post bodyguard! And I will flame them into submission! Needs some more detail/code and handles, but this has so much potential!

 

[jnuts]

I was hoping it would be taken in jest.

 

[jnuts]

Been thinking about trying to add MassiveGuns in there, but I can't find any common thread in his bastardization of the english language