Dude, c'mon I was being facetious. I know how everything works. But it does seem to be rather funny if you look at it from my point of view.
Random Plat Member: *calls George* Hi, George, I'm calling because I want to spend $1200 per year on this great sounding deal, Chairman of the board.
George: *sits up in his chair and rattles paper on his desk* Oh, um you're interested in becoming Chariman of the Board?
RPM: sure am, I have my credit card right here.
George: Excellent, but you do know that only myself and my admins created a very elite list of highly respected members. In fact the list is so important that I have it right here. *crackles a scratch piece of paper next to the phone*
RPM: Yes, I do understand. I hope I was one of the ones chosen.
George: Okay then, what is your name?
RPM: SexyMcbuttsex79...
George: Umm... YES you do qualify for Chairman of the Board. Congratulations! So, what's that credit card number?