E Mail I Got From Cornholio: Whats wrong with You?

[havoc]

To: [email protected]
From: iposttoomanypicsinthemorning.fag

havoc,

I was feeding my cat cat food off my asshole like I do every afternoon after school. When all of the sudden I felt the cats head go all the way inside my hamster pipe. Before I knew it he was half way inside and I realized and grabbed a hold of the only thing still hanging out at that point, his mangy tail. I started tugging on it but for some reason the cat had a good hold now on my insides as well as my inner hemmorhoid cluster.
Anyway it began to hurt a bit so I new it was only a matter of time till I lost my grip and there'd be no more, "kitty". So I ran quick and put his tail in the disposal and flipped the switch. Well what happened then was certainly unexpected.

The tail pulled right off the bone and the cat went completely inside my boner oven. Needless to say it took me two days to shit out kitty and he was still alive when I did. Can you believe that?

Well anyway now my asshole is as big as two and a half fists and when I have to shit it just falls right into my parachute pants because I'm so stretched out. Anyone have any tips or exercise manuvers I can try out to help me shrink it back some?

Thanks.




Corn, why did you ask me this? I havent a clue. This should of been sen to Wodin or Supersize. peace

 

[freak daddy]

HamsterPipe, BonerOven(favorite),parachute pants, Havoc, where do you come up with this stuff? LMAO!

 

[MommaKin]

inner hemmorhoid cluster.


lmfao



Freak, Havoc is the master....you should know this by now!

 

[Big Brother Val]

HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!

Thanks for the laugh.

Karma, I say.

 

[WODIN]

Havoc is just being modest, he really is the king of anal exploration and kitty removal. I got a Pm from him a few days ago talkiing about this 18 pound angora that he was using as a inner prostate tickler...said that the angora was nice and soft and he was switching from tabbies.

 

[HelenSL]

Do you have before and after pics of the cat?

Would I have to pay to see them on EF?

helen

 

[havoc]

Helen, if pics is what your looking for then PM Supersizeme or Runner ok?

 

[Gilbyag]

OUCH!!!

 

[The Shadow]

To: [email protected]
From: iposttoomanypicsinthemorning.fag

havoc,

I was feeding my cat cat food off my asshole like I do every afternoon after school. When all of the sudden I felt the cats head go all the way inside my hamster pipe. Before I knew it he was half way inside and I realized and grabbed a hold of the only thing still hanging out at that point, his mangy tail. I started tugging on it but for some reason the cat had a good hold now on my insides as well as my inner hemmorhoid cluster.
Anyway it began to hurt a bit so I new it was only a matter of time till I lost my grip and there'd be no more, "kitty". So I ran quick and put his tail in the disposal and flipped the switch. Well what happened then was certainly unexpected.

The tail pulled right off the bone and the cat went completely inside my boner oven. Needless to say it took me two days to shit out kitty and he was still alive when I did. Can you believe that?

Well anyway now my asshole is as big as two and a half fists and when I have to shit it just falls right into my parachute pants because I'm so stretched out. Anyone have any tips or exercise manuvers I can try out to help me shrink it back some?

Thanks.




Corn, why did you ask me this? I havent a clue. This should of been sen to Wodin or Supersize. peace

Havoc - Your just pissed cuz you missed the big sale on the Lovelamb.

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=65811


Next time, you need to be a little quicker - ie - pull your self away from your Easy Bake oven and the Richard Simmons Decoder ring. Ok, Grease Goblin??

 

[havoc]

Wow, you sure showed me Cornie, you fucking 13 year old farm hand with an attitude. Hike your skirt up a little more so I can find a good spot for my fucking tread. Your not even close to my skills, you'll get there someday and I'm sure you will be dragging you inverted jump rope of an asshole with you, when this occurs I'll just use your gravelly face as a litter box, you boner choke chain.