Drunk neighbor took a shot at us with his shotgun, FUCK.

[-SD-]

so....what happened?

did he get arrested or what?

8 cop cars showed up from 3 different departments. they dont fuck around in these parts lol. spent the night in jail at minimum I think.

 

[WODIN]

I saw this episode of the "Trailer Park Boys"

Hey, you must be Jullian. He has a black gf also

j/k

I grew up in a trailer park. I wish I had a nickle everytime I saw a drunk white trash guy got pissed and shoot of his gun.

Greatest line ever written.

 

[curling]

That is crazy did you her the bb's going by ya? I remember once we were hunting dove and they weren't flying that well. So my friend was on the other side of the pond so I shot the water. The bb's bounced off the water and pepered him so he fired back into the water peppering me. So we both ended up emptying our magazines into the water peppering each other. They kind of felt like paint balls hitting ya.

 

[AAP]

8 cop cars showed up from 3 different departments. they dont fuck around in these parts lol. spent the night in jail at minimum I think.

While he was in the clink, I would have so burglarized his trailer. I kid you not. And ya'll thought that stealing protein bars from the gym counter and stuff out of the Lost And Found bin was the extent of my thievery.

 

[tokebloke]

That is crazy did you her the bb's going by ya? I remember once we were hunting dove and they weren't flying that well. So my friend was on the other side of the pond so I shot the water. The bb's bounced off the water and pepered him so he fired back into the water peppering me. So we both ended up emptying our magazines into the water peppering each other. They kind of felt like paint balls hitting ya.

See.....practicing propper gun safety is so important. Otherwise they can be dangerous.

Seriously, funny fucking story......fucked up though.

 

[curling]

See.....practicing propper gun safety is so important. Otherwise they can be dangerous.

Seriously, funny fucking story......fucked up though.

Wanna hear another one. One time we were shooting doves out of the back of the truck. And I ran out of shells. I found this box of 3 inch magnum shells. So I put in 5(we don't use no stinking plugs) Anyway, we were downing beer and a couple of doves went by so I shot at em. The dang gun kicked me so hard I fell backwards over the tailgate. Not to miss the doves I was still pulling the trigger as a fell towards the ground with blast going right over my friends ear. He is laughing hysterically saying I am deaf I am deaf and I am on the ground in pain laughing my ass off, saying "did I get em?"

 

[Spanky11]

Wanna hear another one. One time we were shooting doves out of the back of the truck. And I ran out of shells. I found this box of 3 inch magnum shells. So I put in 5(we don't use no stinking plugs) Anyway, we were downing beer and a couple of doves went by so I shot at em. The dang gun kicked me so hard I fell backwards over the tailgate. Not to miss the doves I was still pulling the trigger as a fell towards the ground with blast going right over my friends ear. He is laughing hysterically saying I am deaf I am deaf and I am on the ground in pain laughing my ass off, saying "did I get em?"

a classic reason why a low i.q. and guns do not go well together

 

[nbmplano]

Wanna hear another one. One time we were shooting doves out of the back of the truck. And I ran out of shells. I found this box of 3 inch magnum shells. So I put in 5(we don't use no stinking plugs) Anyway, we were downing beer and a couple of doves went by so I shot at em. The dang gun kicked me so hard I fell backwards over the tailgate. Not to miss the doves I was still pulling the trigger as a fell towards the ground with blast going right over my friends ear. He is laughing hysterically saying I am deaf I am deaf and I am on the ground in pain laughing my ass off, saying "did I get em?"

Thats hilarious. Brings to mind the famous redneck quote "HEY YA'LL WATCH THIS" BOOM

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

been there done that. I was drunk and fired a 10ga. slug about 1 foot over my neighbors head. He shot at me first though, but he wasn;t trying to miss. I proceeded to blow his fucking car tire off. Long story, but I know some of you can't handle anything other than cliffnotes.

 

[curling]

Thats hilarious. Brings to mind the famous redneck quote "HEY YA'LL WATCH THIS" BOOM

Hey, I wasn't a redneck I was a drunk teenager with a shotgun.