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Drug Test This Wednesday

Dunk

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Is there anyway possible to clean my system by 05/17/06 without one of those drinks? I have to take a piss test. I smoke pot. Frequently. I smoke till i hallucinate. So. What the eff can i do to pass this test?
 
Stop smoking IMMEDIATELY.

Drink a shitload of water.

Drink as much vinagar as you can handle as often as you can handle till the test.

Piss in the morning BEFORE you take the test (don't let your first piss of the day be your test!!!!)

Drink more water..... and then some more..... and then a little more till you piss is 100% clear.

Not foolproof, but it works pretty well.
 
One of my friends back in the day used to swear by gold seal root (?) and friggin vinegar. . .drank the shit. :sick: Never got busted.

Unfortunately, I believe the tests have gotten a little more sophisticated since then.
 
I've heard vinegar works, but it will make you puke like crazy. I don't know for a fact it works. My sister just told me that, and she likes to partake of the wearin o' the green...hehehe.
 
killercass said:
Stop smoking IMMEDIATELY.

Drink a shitload of water.

Drink as much vinagar as you can handle as often as you can handle till the test.

Piss in the morning BEFORE you take the test (don't let your first piss of the day be your test!!!!)

Drink more water..... and then some more..... and then a little more till you piss is 100% clear.

Not foolproof, but it works pretty well.

This is good advice...but sometimes they will reject your samle...because of PH level and you might have to piss again..but they will not be able to get a positive on you...if you are flushing with a couple of gallons of water...
 
Well i only have 2 days so ordering something online isnt an option.

How risky is using a freinds clean urine?
 
killercass said:
Stop smoking IMMEDIATELY.

Drink a shitload of water.

Drink as much vinagar as you can handle as often as you can handle till the test.

Piss in the morning BEFORE you take the test (don't let your first piss of the day be your test!!!!)

Drink more water..... and then some more..... and then a little more till you piss is 100% clear.

Not foolproof, but it works pretty well.

What type of Vinegar?
 
Dunk said:
Well i only have 2 days so ordering something online isnt an option.

How risky is using a freinds clean urine?
I've done that a few times. I'd just hake sure the piss is warm and I'd put it in an empty elmers glue bottle in my jock with a heating pad. I'd also waer a pair of long jons so the bottle will stay in place and warm. As long as they don't watch you piss youre all good.
 
killercass said:
Just regular Kitchen Vinagar....I believe it is called something like 'white, distilled vinagar'....
Also he can drink fruit pectin the night before. That is the main ingredient in one of those drinks. just mix it with a gallon of water and chug it down. It costs like $2 at the grocery store. I had a friend in the military who did this whenever he was on leave. He'd stop smokin a day or two before he went back. Also don't eat the night before or on the day of the test. only liquids like water a pectin.
 
use the drink or someone's piss. I've smoked the day before a test and passed using the drink and pectin when I couldn't get clean pee.
 
Alright. Heres my plan of action since you guys are with me all the way on this one.

Spoke with the counter guy.

I said i need to clean my system in 48 hours.

He busts out this box of XXtra Clean. Says its the best one on the market. Its $45. I buy 2 of the drinks.

I also bought a at home THC drug test. I figured tomorrow i will do a test run with 1 drink and have another left over for game day.

I also got the little packet of 6 yellow pills which help begin the cleansing process of any toxins attached to any fat cells in the body.

I also bought a bottle of vinegar.

Im gonna up my water intake to 2 gallons a day until Wednesday.

I wont eat any carbs or fats for the next 48 hours either.

The fine gentleman recommended I buy Vitamin B pills. I am to take them 5 times the normal recommended dose this way my would be specimens clear color will look like normal piss.

This shit better work. I just spent about 100 bucks.

How much of this vinegar do i have to drink?
 
Dunk said:
Alright. Heres my plan of action since you guys are with me all the way on this one.

Spoke with the counter guy.

I said i need to clean my system in 48 hours.

He busts out this box of XXtra Clean. Says its the best one on the market. Its $45. I buy 2 of the drinks.

I also bought a at home THC drug test. I figured tomorrow i will do a test run with 1 drink and have another left over for game day.

I also got the little packet of 6 yellow pills which help begin the cleansing process of any toxins attached to any fat cells in the body.

I also bought a bottle of vinegar.

Im gonna up my water intake to 2 gallons a day until Wednesday.

I wont eat any carbs or fats for the next 48 hours either.

The fine gentleman recommended I buy Vitamin B pills. I am to take them 5 times the normal recommended dose this way my would be specimens clear color will look like normal piss.

This shit better work. I just spent about 100 bucks.

How much of this vinegar do i have to drink?

1 gallon / per day
 
From what I understand the metabolites accumulate in your urine the longer that urine sits in your bladder. I passed a test after smoking 5-6 days beforehand by drinking so much water before the test that I was peeing every 15 minutes.




the urine was crystal clear but they accepted it
 
fuck man good luck. is this for a new job or your current one?
 
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