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Drug test question and ways to pass

DrBones

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OK.. I may be having to take a drug test in the next week or so and its crucial that I pass.
For the last couple months I've probably been smokin 3-5x per week.(yes i know its bad.. but what can i do). I've also eaten mushrooms once in the last month and tried a very low dose of pure exstacy that was so low it didnt affect me.. these are both almost a month ago now.

I havnt smoked since Saturday Morning as of now and dont plan on smoking any more or doing any more drugs.
I intend on taking a flush kit prior to the test.

Is there any way to speed up how fast it gets out of my system.

This is my current plan.

Cardio 1 hour in the morning
Cardio 1 hour at night
Regular 45 minutes daily training 4 days a week.
Drink A SHIT load of water and take a lot of vitamins..


I really need to pass this test...
Any advice is REALLY appreciated!

Thanks
 
I heard you can dip your finger in bleach before you go into the drug test. When you pee, put your finger in the way and the bleach will take care of the drugs that may show up. I've never done it, don't know if it's true.

Ian
 
get the urinator or something similar. then get some synthetic piss(sells at head shops and works) or get someone to piss for you. put piss in urinator. urinator keeps piss at body temp. it has a thermostat and two batteries to do this. stuff urinator in crotch. go in bathroom and open urinator valve. fill cup up and turn it in to test person. walk away knowing for sure you will pass. works like a charm.
 
I think im just goin to by a flushing kit, take a ton of vitamins, and do excessive cardio for the week....

I just finished an hour of cardio and a good heavy chest workout... I smell amonia... somebody is in a catabolic state :mad:

Ahh well.... It will be worth it if i pass
 
You can always ask Nautica about this. I think he is the pass any drug test guru on this site. I know for a fact that he has helped out many good bros here.
 
Just drink many gallons of water to flush out your system, as well as take water pills to make your body then quickly flush that water from your body. But if no one is going to be watching you piss, then you can just fill a condom with piss right before you go and give them that.
 
ALERT - A NO BULLSHIT POST

Goldenseal, Niacin, Vit. C, Vinegar = Do NOT work

Cleansing pills, drinks, etc. are typically:
B Vitamins - Keeps your piss yellow, even when diluted
Creatine - Keeps creatinine levels within normal range
and water, sugar, flavoring, maybe some other herbs that dont do much - The instructions tell you to drink lots of water.
-Save your $40 and get a bottle of B vitamins & some creatine (stuff you probably already have)

The days leading up to the test do not matter, water-wise. The day of the test is when you need to bump water consumption up.
Shoot for at least 1 gallon and piss as often as possible before the test.

Fill the cup in the middle of the piss, not at the start or the end, as those are the most dirty parts of the stream.

A few drops of Visine in the urine may help, but dont put anything else in or you will be caught. (Bleach, Drano, Nitrates, Soap, etc.)

THC is fat soluable, which means that typically a fatter person or person with a slow metabolism will hold THC in the system longer. THC metabolites will appear in the urine for 1-30 days, depending on: individual metabolism & body fat, frequence of smoking, exercise levels, etc.

-This means DO NOT DO EXCESSIVE CARDIO BEFORE THE TEST, especially the day of the test. You dont want to burn any fat with THC in it, as it will be released into the bloodstream/urine.
 
Beefybull - Heavy cardio up to the day of the test is alright tho right?


This test is for a job... pays really well
 
Here is the Visine article:

From: [email protected] (H-Man)
Date: Fri, 20 Aug 1993 02:17:49 UTC
Subject: VISINE to beat POT PISS-TESTS pt. 2

I posted a message the other day about using VISINE to cause false-negative POT PISS-TESTS. Well, I came down this morning and found that I was under a viaduct right near the university library, so I cleaned myself off a bit in nearby FOUNTAIN and ambled in for some further research. Here is a review
of two articles concerning false-negatives through SPECIMEN alteration with EYE-DROPS and a bit of speculation about how to use this information.

Please respond with COMMENTS or CRITICISMS.

|--########>-- H-Man --<########--|

[1] "Adulterants Causing False Negative in Illicit Drug Testing"
Clinical Chemistry, Nov 1988, Volume 34, Number 11, p 2333-2336.
Stephen L. Mikkelsen and K. Owen Ash

[2] "Mechanism of False-Negative Urine Cannabinoid Immunoassay Screens by
Visine Eyedrops"
Clinical Chemistry, Apr 1989, Volume 35, Number 4, p. 636-638.
Stephen D. Pearson, K. Owen Ash, and Francis M. Urry

[1] describes the effects of 8 different urine-additives (table salt,
Visine, handsoap, Drano, bleach, vinegar, goldenseal tea, and lemon juice) on the outcome of various drug tests. Every effective additive except Visine leaves an easily detected telltale sign: Drano, bleach and vinegar change the specimen's pH outside the normal range; goldenseal tea causes the specimen to turn brown; soap causes the specimen to become cloudy; and table salt forces the sample's relative density out of the normal range. Lemon juice did not affect the tests. The abstract notes: "Visine was the only adulterant not detected." [2] says that Visine does slightly reduce the urine sample's abaility to foam.

Visine caused false negatives (EMIT d.a.u. assays) in the tests for
benzodiazepines and marijuana, but did not change the test results for amphetamines, barbituates, cocaine, or opiates. 125 mL / L was the amount of Visine used per amount of urine specimen with 122 ug / L of 9-carboxy-THC in the sample.

[2] focuses on the use of Visine to prevent pot metabolite detection. Here is a table summarizing the effectiveness of varying concentrations of Visine:

Visine concentration (mL / L) :
0 10 20 50 100 200 300
Apparent 9-carboxy-THC concentration (ug / L) :
100 52 43 47 35 85 87

(Note the positive test cutoff value is 50 ug / L 9-carboxy-THC).

The interesting thing to observe is the effectiveness of Visine as THC metabolite masker decreases as its concentration goes up past a certain point. The same pattern occured with the TDx and Abuscreen assays (the TDx assay generated false negatives, but the Abuscreen assay's apparent metabolite value fell only to 52 ug / L). The lesson to be learned is the optimum amount of Visine to use is around 100 mL / L.

The ingredients of Visine responsible for the blocking of the THC test are given as benzalkonium chloride (a preservative) and the borate buffer. The mechanisms of the borate buffer were not discussed, but "reduced availability of 9-carboxy-THC in urine samples adulterated with Visine is due in part to uptake of 9-carboxy-THC into benzalkonium chloride micelles."

To use this information to your advantage, figure that the standard urine specimen is 60 mL. At 100 mL / L Visine recommended, this means 6 mL of Visine would cut the observed 9-carboxy-THC almost two-thirds. Visine comes in 15 mL and 30 mL bottles. For advice on how to add the adulterant, read Abbie Hoffman's book on piss-testing, _Steal this Urine Test_. Use of other methods (such as diluting your urine by frequent water drinking) should be researched. Adding adulterants can be risky and should be seen as a last-ditch effort if you're caught with your pants down, so to speak.
 
best way to pass a drug test? hmmm, I don't know, maybe try not doing drugs long enough that you are clean?

IMO you should be drinking a lot of water every day(but everybody should be really), eliminate soda and carbonated beveridges from your diet, get plenty of exercise in the mean time and do not ingest any other illegal drugs until after the test and then use one of the professional cleansers the day of the test.
 
BeefyBull said:
ALERT - A NO BULLSHIT POST

Fill the cup in the middle of the piss, not at the start or the end, as those are the most dirty parts of the stream.

A few drops of Visine in the urine may help, but dont put anything else in or you will be caught. (Bleach, Drano, Nitrates, Soap, etc.)
.

---LMAO, that was fuckin' hilarious! God Almighty, I never heard of people actually using DRANO or BLEACH!
 
So if I did the visine method.... use about a third of a 15ml bottle...
hrmm...
I really hope I can delay this test as long as possible...

Any other web sites with information is really appreciated....
I'm learning a lot about this shit...
Im kicking myself in the ass for smoking this shit so frequently recently..
 
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