Drug Dog

[PICK3]

When I was in the USAF at Tech School an airman in my barrack got wind of the MPs walking a drug dog around. So, he promptly sprayed his door down with ammonia. Fucked up the dog’s nose ... I guess, not permanently though. I'm not sure if the guy was trying to conceal something or he'd just thought it would be funny.

He was issued an Article 15.

 

[boxerjake]

Doing that is like advertising your hiding something ... plus with ammonia everyone can smell .

Black pepper or cyeanne pepper is good for a laugh , i put it in my flower beds to keep the cats away , they come by and piss once then go home and clean themselves and never return .

 

[DannoMight]

When I was 19 I got pulled over with a bunch of weed in my car and the cop brought his personal golden lab drug dog that did't find shit. My buddy and I were shakin in our boots certain we were going to jail but the dog didn't find a thing. The cop was like "Well if they got anything its not much so we'll let em go." The best part is that I had an empty case of pop full of tweed and ther never found it LOLOLOLOLOLL.

 

[PICK3]

When I was 19 I got pulled over with a bunch of weed in my car and the cop brought his personal golden lab drug dog that did't find shit. My buddy and I were shakin in our boots certain we were going to jail but the dog didn't find a thing. The cop was like "Well if they got anything its not much so we'll let em go." The best part is that I had an empty case of pop full of tweed and ther never found it LOLOLOLOLOLL.

lol! I don't think that dog was trained at Lackland AFB.

 

[DannoMight]

lol! I don't think that dog was trained at Lackland AFB.

It was a backyard dog for a family. If I was to get busted I knew that the pig and his dog lived in my uncle's subdivision and I was going to make a latenight antifreeze visit. Instead when I was free I called a few friends over rolled a few blunts and played some 40 man battle royals on wcw/nwo revenge on n64. We used to have a room full of people passing controllers and bliggidies on a regular basis.

 

[PICK3]

Doing that is like advertising your hiding something ... plus with ammonia everyone can smell .
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I didn't say he was a bright airman.

 

[needtogetaas]

you were a airmen bro.how gay.


lol joke.

 

[FISHTALES]

whats an article 15

 

[PICK3]

you were a airmen bro.how gay.


lol joke.

at least I wasn't a seaman

 

[PICK3]

at least I wasn't a seaman

I actually met a bor in the USCG who's last name was seaman.

He was Seaman Seaman ... I swear.

 

[PICK3]

whats an article 15

non-judicial punishment usually resulting in a letter in your file and some shit duty


http://usmilitary.about.com/od/justicelawlegislation/a/article15.htm

 

[JayC9]

There was a case in the UK of a police dog biting a guy, this guy grabbed the dog and bit it back. He was charged on par with assaulting a police officer. Vaguely remember reading somewhere that police dogs and horses even though they’re animals (some might say no difference) are considered officers of the law so tampering with or harming an animal in the course of its duty could be perceived as numerous different offenses. Don't quote me on that one though.

 

[chewyxrage]

are considered officers of the law so tampering with or harming an animal in the course of its duty could be perceived as numerous different offenses. Don't quote me on that one though.

lol I think you just might be thinking of "Half Baked"


I'm been threatened by the police with them bringing down a K-9 unit when I refused a search. They tried to use that to intimidate and when I kept refusing (I had weed and booze in the car, 17 years old) they finally came over and said

"Oh it's your lucky day the k9 unit is busy"

yeah right, intimidation tactic is all that was.

 

[myway]

I love the k9 at work.It's always funny because the crooks always bitch about the dog not barking before biting. Once they are released, they don't want to frighten you.They want to bite because that's when they win the dog treat.The key is, show your hands when you hear them barking because they have not been released,yet.That's the only way to not get chewed up.

 

[chrs_1984]

is...

 

[heatherrae]

what is an article 15?

 

[PICK3]

what is an article 15?

read 5 post above you

 

[heatherrae]

oh sorry

 

[PICK3]

oh sorry

that's ok, sweet cheeks

can I fix you a sandwich?

 

[heatherrae]

Yep, I like BLT's. =-)