Down the road, in a gym far away

[psychedout]

A young man was heard to say,
'No matter what I do, my legs won't grow!'

He tried leg extensions, leg curls, leg presses too.
Trying to cheat, these sissy workouts he'd do!

From the corner of the gym where the big guys train,
Through a cloud of chalk and midst of pain,

Where the big iron rides high, and threaten lives,
Where the noise is made with big forty fives,

A deep voice bellowed as he wrapped his kness,
A very big man with legs like trees,

Laughing as he snatched another plate from the stack,
Chalked his hands and monstrous back,

Said, 'Boy, stop lying and don't say you've forgotten!
Trouble with you, is you ain't been SQUATTIN'!

 

[pitbullstl]

A young man was heard to say,
'No matter what I do, my legs won't grow!'

He tried leg extensions, leg curls, leg presses too.
Trying to cheat, these sissy workouts he'd do!

From the corner of the gym where the big guys train,
Through a cloud of chalk and midst of pain,

Where the big iron rides high, and threaten lives,
Where the noise is made with big forty fives,

A deep voice bellowed as he wrapped his kness,
A very big man with legs like trees,

Laughing as he snatched another plate from the stack,
Chalked his hands and monstrous back,

Said, 'Boy, stop lying and don't say you've forgotten!
Trouble with you, is you ain't been SQUATTIN'!

Are ya just coming oacross this???

 

[psychedout]

Re: Re: Down the road, in a gym far away

Are ya just coming oacross this???

LoL, Nah, but I thought it was worthy of posting. It was part of my valentines card.

 

[psychedout]

And btw, I always wondered that was you in your avatar?? If so... holy sh!t!

 

[KillahBee]

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=282777

 

[pitbullstl]

And btw, I always wondered that was you in your avatar?? If so... holy sh!t!

July 2003, after deadlifts.

 

[SoreArms]

You just need some honky tonk country music in the back ground as you read this, like in that song "Hot Rod Lincoln"

 

[string_bean00]

You just need some honky tonk country music in the back ground as you read this, like in that song "Hot Rod Lincoln"

Quite fitting.

 

[MFMan]

There once was a small skinny kid,
he was always so weak, whatever he did.
One day he decided he had just enough
So he got him some Cell-Tech, the potent stuff.
He went to the gym with confidence and zest
wearing his speedo and looking his best
He loaded the bar with 135
and said to himself "its time to thrive."
He pushed the weight with all his might
until he got pinned and could no longer fight
He pushed and pushed, and moaned and groaned
then posted his tale on EF where he got owned.

 

[JuicePimp]

This is very true. People dont squat or they do, but but just barely move the bar.