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Douche Warning! Is this guy for real?

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http://www.myspace.com/johndvillarreal

Is this dude for real? are there actually people like him around? All his friends are famous people, hes the best at everything 2-3 times stronger than a normal man? wtf? all he's missing is he has a 10 inch cawk and is the best lay around, i mean who is this dick? am i just struck with the green eyed monster or is he a complete cawk smoker?


"About me:
Well, what can I say I am a complicated person. My IQ is 174 (super genius) - but you could never tell from looking at me (is that good or bad?). I am a national to world-class athlete in three sports (lifting, wrestling, & judo) - but I live a really active business and personal life. I am also 2-3 times stronger genetically than a normal man without doing anything (obivously stronger when I train). Thus, not much about me is normal. That being said I will take time and talk to anyone and am really down to earth & chill & make my life as uncomplicated - yet as FUN as possible. Most importantly I LOVE to laugh and entertain. I am often the target of my jokes. Hey, if you take yourself too seriously and can't laugh at yourself & the world you are doing something WAY wrong. Yes, I am full of layers and paradox's. Such is the world of John Villarreal. Do I want to change?? Oh no, I want the world to change for me...it needs to catch up & I am busy remaking it! If you feel the same by all means join the Villa army! So, what does this all mean & who am I really? The short story is I am a Berkeley trained lawyer who has done law, venture capital, and investment banking, in Silicon Valley for almost a decade. I focus on high tech broadly, but am an expert in video games, venture funding, and mergers and acquisitions. Now mostly I split my time between doing deals and running/starting companies. I also am a radio and televison personality and have had my own national show. I was one of the founding hosts of GameSpot TV and a regular on Silicon Spin on G4 (formerly TechTV & ZDTV). I am good on both formats (radio & TV) but like TV better since I have more to offer. Most often I do talk shows but I am really versitle. I am also a 3X National Powerlifting Champion who has trained many top professional and world class athletes including Mark McGwire and Jason Giambi. Finally, I am also heavily involved in politics & charity. Yeah, that is a lot - but that's me. You can see more here: JohnDVillarreal.com I also have some videos up on You Tube here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ5Ke5DLnv4 "
 
lol @ douchebag full of himself. you can just tell by the pics and comments he's a pretentious dude with zero real self esteem. For a sec there, i thought he laid out his page pretty well (with the intention to attract wimminz, and not really care) but the more you read the more you realize what a douche he is.

i run into those type of dudes in south beach all the time. all they can talk about is who they know and what they did, instead of anything actually entertaining or substantial to say.

I thought my chest was small/shitty looking with gyno but...he has some of the worst bitch tits i have ever seen. you think with all that money he'd go to a decent gyno surgeon.
 
wimminz are all about the ching ching I have a feeling that ass goblin hire's that car to try get the bish's just a hunch though
 
Whoever he is, whatever he has acheived - he should definetly put a shirt on for his main MySpace pic...

Dang... fucking chachkie.
 
Weren't several "men" here on EF posting up fucking account balances and pay stubs recently? And these same men post shirtless and/or cock and/or damn near nudie pics on the Internet?

Yeah, and that guy is a douche.
 
What an ass clown! God, when I lived in Miami, it was full of these turd burglars!

Super genious who is 2 to 3 times stronger than a normal man? Fucktard!

He signs up women with self esteem problems who pretend to be carmen electra, britney, etc, so he can make people believe he hangs out with famous hot chicks.

The only redeeming feature about that page is that I liked the song on it...LOL!

he's got a tiny dick head looking head and love handles. Whoopie! Also, the superhuman receding hairline.

In his picture section, he is hugging up next to pretty girls that are hired to be at events and book signings and pretnding they are sooooooo "into him" all the while commenting on his designer shirts.

Jesus, you think he really believes his own bullshit at this point?
 
heatherrae said:
What an ass clown! God, when I lived in Miami, it was full of these turd burglars!

Super genious who is 2 to 3 times stronger than a normal man? Fucktard!

He signs up women with self esteem problems who pretend to be carmen electra, britney, etc, so he can make people believe he hangs out with famous hot chicks.

The only redeeming feature about that page is that I liked the song on it...LOL!

he's got a tiny dick head looking head and love handles. Whoopie! Also, the superhuman receding hairline.

In his picture section, he is hugging up next to pretty girls that are hired to be at events and book signings and pretnding they are sooooooo "into him" all the while commenting on his designer shirts.

Jesus, you think he really believes his own bullshit at this point?
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hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha *runs out of breath* *recharges* hahahahaahahahaha
 
markshark said:
people that act the way and talk the way he does become successful. just the way it is in this country.
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Kinda like that episode of the simpsons where Homer changes his name to Max Powers and becomes high society almost instantly?
 
For such a g'damned genius you'd think he'd learn how to use a spell checker before he posts up his glorious attributes telling the world how fucking brilliant he is :rolleyes:
 
musclemom said:
For such a g'damned genius you'd think he'd learn how to use a spell checker before he posts up his glorious attributes telling the world how fucking brilliant he is :rolleyes:
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haha i was thinking the same damm thing
 
musclemom said:
For such a g'damned genius you'd think he'd learn how to use a spell checker before he posts up his glorious attributes telling the world how fucking brilliant he is :rolleyes:
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"met and trained Mark McGwire and started a business with his brother. Mark and I were close freinds for many years."

haha I noticed that too. Did anyone listen to the video where someone compares him to Mike Tyson in the courtroom? *surfer accent* "I was happy, he was happy, and the judge was super happy" *slaps someone five*...So fucking articulate. :chomp:
 
markshark said:
people that act the way and talk the way he does become successful. just the way it is in this country.
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I think there's a near-fatal flaw in the system then.


Imho, to make it big in this country, you should have these prereq's:

A. Honesty
B. Integrity
C. Strong work ethic/ambition
D. Intelligence (at least in one area or another)
E. Modesty

Instead, it's mostly:

A. Ruthlessness
B. Greed
C. Exploitation off other's harder work
D. Luck (who you are/know)
E. Egotism

Thus is how capitalism is abused and slowly mutates into something called communism.
 
I was not unimpressed with his squat though................I'll give him props. But notice how he's always saying "100% drug free"?? well, I've run into so many guys over the years in the various gyms I've been to that always go out of their way to tell you how natural they are...........despite some easy tells you can plainly see............anyway, seems these guys always slip up and express some knowledge of roids that "ONLY A ROID USER" could possibly know. I never offer up to anyone that I use...........but I'll be honest with someone who I know well and asks me..........guys think it takes away from them to admit it..............yeah anyway, total tool here.........I mean way tool. My dad's IQ is somewhere in the 180's, he's a physicist.......so I know another "super genius" when I see one..........he ain't one. He probably took some online IQ test several times over and hiked his score up............ :rolleyes: True genius comes from internal fire..........not memorizing some hoops to jump through. There's true genius's in this world that would probably score low on these stupid tests..........and they wouldn't fucking care either.
 
elephants have very long trunks but their tusks are illegal to farm
 
his douchbaggery is of biblical proportions, I'm glad people think hes a cock as well. Pretty shocking to think this moron actually lives this way (if indeed he doe's) something that made me laugh was that he thought he was such the shit he had his own 'villa army' What an ass goblin!
 
probably exaggerated everything on the planet. most people do it on resumes, he does it on myspace.

nothing like being 35, bald, and having to hit on women on myspace. if he was real, he woudlnt' have to.

total douchebag. mark mcgwire probably doens't even know his name. i could easily make a few phone calls and find out he's posing, and just another douchebag that goes to clubs, talks about how rich and successful he is to women - but i don't have to. why bother.

notice there's no pics of his car and house nor how he's making his riches. those are concete things posers never have. cuz it's hard to have a lambo and be a poser.

sad - some dumb women are falling for this. bet he lives in an apartment.

r
 
Razorguns said:
probably exaggerated everything on the planet. most people do it on resumes, he does it on myspace.

nothing like being 35, bald, and having to hit on women on myspace. if he was real, he woudlnt' have to.

total douchebag. mark mcgwire probably doens't even know his name. i could easily make a few phone calls and find out he's posing, and just another douchebag that goes to clubs, talks about how rich and successful he is to women - but i don't have to. why bother.

notice there's no pics of his car and house nor how he's making his riches. those are concete things posers never have. cuz it's hard to have a lambo and be a poser.

sad - some dumb women are falling for this. bet he lives in an apartment.

r
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uh not really. you rent one......or you lease one and basically have no other expenses.

rofl, you know how many dudes i've seen in rolls royce phantoms that live in a fuckin box with nothing in it? LA is not very different than miami. except there's more white people, and mexicans replace cubans and south americans.

douchebags are douchebags and posers are posers.
 
calveless wonder said:
uh not really. you rent one......or you lease one and basically have no other expenses.
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yeah but if you have friends on your friends list who know you personally - kinda hard to pull it off.

but i guess if ur friends list is all people who don't know you - you could pull it off.

then again, if all your 'friends' are just internet friends, that should be red flags right there == poser.

and his 'body'? eww. yuck. ugly abs, no shoulders, okay chest, bald head, fat arms. what's he proud of???

guy couldn't even get backstage passes to goo goo dolls. lol. even i could do that with 3 phone calls.

r
 
I quit reading after his stated high IQ which from the poorly written profile was an obvious fabrication. What more need be said?
 
yea i was actually wondering if it really was him squating cause thats not a bad weight his upper bodies fucken shiet so i couldn't imagine his other lifts would be worth fuck all
 
lol this has got to be a joke, beautifully done. Guys pwning everyone.
 
superdave said:
I want to be razorguns internet friend. that would totally rock.
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if ur gonna start bragging about yourself on the internet - you better be able to back it up. clearly he can't. talk is cheap :)

btw: i scored a huge victory in my film today. i'm so excited!

r
 
Hell the word "real" is in his name so he MUST be "real" and it's on myspace so that make it even more real. :)

_n8o_ said:
http://www.myspace.com/johndvillarreal

Is this dude for real? are there actually people like him around? All his friends are famous people, hes the best at everything 2-3 times stronger than a normal man? wtf? all he's missing is he has a 10 inch cawk and is the best lay around, i mean who is this dick? am i just struck with the green eyed monster or is he a complete cawk smoker?


"About me:
Well, what can I say I am a complicated person. My IQ is 174 (super genius) - but you could never tell from looking at me (is that good or bad?). I am a national to world-class athlete in three sports (lifting, wrestling, & judo) - but I live a really active business and personal life. I am also 2-3 times stronger genetically than a normal man without doing anything (obivously stronger when I train). Thus, not much about me is normal. That being said I will take time and talk to anyone and am really down to earth & chill & make my life as uncomplicated - yet as FUN as possible. Most importantly I LOVE to laugh and entertain. I am often the target of my jokes. Hey, if you take yourself too seriously and can't laugh at yourself & the world you are doing something WAY wrong. Yes, I am full of layers and paradox's. Such is the world of John Villarreal. Do I want to change?? Oh no, I want the world to change for me...it needs to catch up & I am busy remaking it! If you feel the same by all means join the Villa army! So, what does this all mean & who am I really? The short story is I am a Berkeley trained lawyer who has done law, venture capital, and investment banking, in Silicon Valley for almost a decade. I focus on high tech broadly, but am an expert in video games, venture funding, and mergers and acquisitions. Now mostly I split my time between doing deals and running/starting companies. I also am a radio and televison personality and have had my own national show. I was one of the founding hosts of GameSpot TV and a regular on Silicon Spin on G4 (formerly TechTV & ZDTV). I am good on both formats (radio & TV) but like TV better since I have more to offer. Most often I do talk shows but I am really versitle. I am also a 3X National Powerlifting Champion who has trained many top professional and world class athletes including Mark McGwire and Jason Giambi. Finally, I am also heavily involved in politics & charity. Yeah, that is a lot - but that's me. You can see more here: JohnDVillarreal.com I also have some videos up on You Tube here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ5Ke5DLnv4 "
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Wow that was a MAJOR smackdown. LMAO

You sure sussed him out.

heatherrae said:
What an ass clown! God, when I lived in Miami, it was full of these turd burglars!

Super genious who is 2 to 3 times stronger than a normal man? Fucktard!

He signs up women with self esteem problems who pretend to be carmen electra, britney, etc, so he can make people believe he hangs out with famous hot chicks.

The only redeeming feature about that page is that I liked the song on it...LOL!

he's got a tiny dick head looking head and love handles. Whoopie! Also, the superhuman receding hairline.

In his picture section, he is hugging up next to pretty girls that are hired to be at events and book signings and pretnding they are sooooooo "into him" all the while commenting on his designer shirts.

Jesus, you think he really believes his own bullshit at this point?
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SublimeZM said:
i wonder if that homo realizes he has floppy gynotits
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Oh so many ways to link the two of you and bras, but my ambien is kicking in and I just don't have the will to take shots at you tonight.
 
maybe he could post a pic of a fake bank account with some dollaz in it and that might prove he's the real deal.... oh wait maybe that was another thread :P
 
i can get to it. not private to me.

i still wanna join the villa army. maybe i can get a bumper sticker.

r
 
Razorguns said:
i can get to it. not private to me.

i still wanna join the villa army. maybe i can get a bumper sticker.

r
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I'd rather be in the Bob Villa army...:lmao:
 
Can we all get off the internet IQ bandwagon? You can't test much (if at all) past 150. The "mega" and other high-IQ tests that purportedly measure this range are just a bunch of wierd questions put together by self-proclaimed geniuses of said societies and have little to no bearing on statistical IQ values based on a gaussian or normal distribution. And contratry to popular belief, the average IQ is not 120 or 130, but rather 100.

HTFH, plebes.
 
samoth said:
Can we all get off the internet IQ bandwagon? You can't test much (if at all) past 150. The "mega" and other high-IQ tests that purportedly measure this range are just a bunch of wierd questions put together by self-proclaimed geniuses of said societies and have little to no bearing on statistical IQ values based on a gaussian or normal distribution. And contratry to popular belief, the average IQ is not 120 or 130, but rather 100.

HTFH, plebes.
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LOL...yeah...MENSA measures percentile. I can make an IQ test that is standardized at 200 IQ but it doesn't put you in the MENSA 98th percentile...:)
It's a percentile test for deductive reasoning.....and just for deductive reasoning....:)
 
javaguru said:
LOL...yeah...MENSA measures percentile. I can make an IQ test that is standardized at 200 IQ but it doesn't put you in the MENSA 98th percentile...:)
It's a percentile test for deductive reasoning.....and just for deductive reasoning....:)
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Dude, Mensa's a joke. You used to be able to get into Mensa with SAT scores that wouldn't give you a half-ass chance at admissions to HYP.

They have so many feel-good-about-yourself-while-simultaneously-doing-nothing clubs nowadays: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_IQ_society
 
samoth said:
Dude, Mensa's a joke. You used to be able to get into Mensa with SAT scores that wouldn't give you a half-ass chance at admissions to HYP.

They have so many feel-good-about-yourself-while-simultaneously-doing-nothing clubs nowadays: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_IQ_society
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lol @ that Giga society, those guys sit around blowing each other
 
Lestat said:
lol @ that Giga society, those guys sit around blowing each other
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Top 0.0000001% (99.9999999th percentile; IQ 190 sd 15, IQ196 sd16): Giga Society

Looks more like one guy blowing himself.
 
samoth said:
Top 0.0000001% (99.9999999th percentile; IQ 190 sd 15, IQ196 sd16): Giga Society

Looks more like one guy blowing himself.
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6 members
 
Lestat said:
you gotta see his latest video, he's trying to prove all these people he knows, its ridiculous, makes him look like an insecure tool.

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=JohnDVillarrealEsq
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that's painful to watch. sad thing is, there are so many of these douchebags running around.specifically in cali and in florida

"the best part got cut....the guys were going crazy with me".
lolol. god, kill yourself. it's funny, half the people he was bragging about all you saw was the camera on. he wasn't even interviewing them

doesn't he realize that everyone that sees him knows he's not comfortable in his own skin? girls have a radar for that especially
 
hey samoth wheres the cow? i thought the standard deviation for iq was 95 to 105? i guess this would be true with what you said as its 5 up or down so im not sure what i just wrote that
 
I just watched his latest video, look closely at the video and you can see his reflection hes such a knob it hurts to watch
 
_n8o_ said:
hey samoth wheres the cow? i thought the standard deviation for iq was 95 to 105? i guess this would be true with what you said as its 5 up or down so im not sure what i just wrote that
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I've been trying to ween myself off of the cow for a while now. It's going okay... good, but not great. It's a habit that's hard to break.

Normal or Gaussian curve -- standardized to 100 with SD of 15.

However, statistics is deceivingly complicated:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaussian_distribution

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_deviation



:cow:
 
I wish that guy would join ef and start posting. should be good for a few threads of the year at minimum.
 
superdave said:
Us.
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"US" as in he knows about this thread or other haters out there on the internet.

Its alot of effort if you ask me.

You'd think with such a great life he would not care what ppl on the internet think lol
 
cindylou said:
"US" as in he knows about this thread or other haters out there on the internet.

Its alot of effort if you ask me.

You'd think with such a great life he would not care what ppl on the internet think lol
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people on the internet who have undoubtedly left him shit on his myspace page. His life isnt so great, hence the constant effort of proving how great he is to everyone.
 
has ANYONE pm'd him yet??? i'd love to hear his opinions. this thread will take him down a few notches i'm sure. thank god.
 
I would defiantly like to hear what someone said to him and visa versa would be funny if someone just completely ripped the shit outta him
 
This young guy came into the gym and was across the bench isle and says "I got the job cause the interviewer thought I was hot. The owner thought I was hot also. I thought id come in and see if I could slam out a set of 10 with 225". I was across from him, almost gagging, and easily hit 20 reps with 225. This guy litterally got mad, walked off, and im pretty sure I seen a tear in his eye. No shit.
 
I wonder if he has his own army of gwedo's with gyno looking like they need iodine to fix their mastitis
 
KillahBee said:
Weren't several "men" here on EF posting up fucking account balances and pay stubs recently? And these same men post shirtless and/or cock and/or damn near nudie pics on the Internet?

Yeah, and that guy is a douche.
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bump because nobody has addressed this yet
 
swole said:
bump because nobody has addressed this yet
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I never posted my account balances but I have posted pics..I do better than average for sure but I've always valued my physical prowess and intelligence over money......
 
Has anyone watched his video to "the haters" yet? ROFL...He holds up a picture of Mark McGuire and some memorabilia, that are supposed to PROVE that he is Mark McGuire's trainer...lol. Then, he holds up all these press passes to republican events, like that is a big accomplishment or something.

This guy just cracks me up. He thinks he is famous. He talks on his site about his "fans" and the "Villa army." Holy shit, he's delusional.

He walks around in the video with no shirt on, flexing, and I hate to tell him, but he's not in that good of shape. Put on a shirt, ass clown! He rants and raves for an hour (6 10 minute vids) I could only tolerate a few minutes. You think that anyone genuinely likes this butt pirate?
 
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