Dont's while on gear?

[leatherface]

dont eat high cholesterol foods...take flax seed or some other omega 3s.
dont drink if you are taking oral steroids
dont forget to check your blood pressure
always use an AI or serm.
dont pinch your nipples everytime you think you have gyno
dont act like you are on gear
dont tell people you are on gear
dont forget your vitamins
dont forget to use common sense

Thanks much man Some funny posts this thread is getting lol.

My cycle is going to be
5000mg test E
1400mg clomid
210 mg nolva
Arimidex 1mg EOD from week 1-15(end of PCT) - 50mg

So with regards to drinking, how does it look here? I'm not a big drinker or anything but with christmas break coming up I'm just making sure I have everything covered .

 

[humble]

When cleaning your butthole, if you go past the second knuckle on your middle finger that is considered to far and you may be exhibiting some homosexual tendencies. Going up to the first knuckle is fine and healthy, second knuckle becomes more pleasurable and addictive, not that I know from personal experiences or anything.

 

[MXEng10]

#1 don't while on gear is, don't think your gear will make up for shitty diet, training and cardio PERIOD. also don't think the gear makes u a fuckin badass, like all these puffy, shirt sleeve rolled up to arm pits, 60lb dumbbell throwin', gruntin', loud talkin', ugly, wanna be cop, bouncer lookin', not 1 cut havin' no pussy gettin', club goin', fag mofo's do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
... these type of guys just make me wish they would fuck w/ me so i could present them w/ a lightening quick jab to the nose followed by a titanic forearm to the jaw, finished w/ a uppercut to their bloated gut on their way down, then stick them w/ a dirty, rusty needle-full of expired brovel test. LOL. don't mind me...i'm just feelin' alittle amped up today.

Beautiful!!!

 

[rnch]

When cleaning your butthole, if you go past the second knuckle on your middle finger that is considered to far and you may be exhibiting some homosexual tendencies. Going up to the first knuckle is fine and healthy, second knuckle becomes more pleasurable and addictive, not that I know from personal experiences or anything.

is it difficult typing one handed? LMAO

 

[Twoguns]

dont act like you are on gear
dont tell people you are on gear

Best advice I have seen on this board.

 

[humble]

is it difficult typing one handed? LMAO

I have become quite talented.

 

[solidspine]

My cycle is going to be
5000mg test E
1400mg clomid
210 mg nolva

Don't do this all in one day, spread it out.

 

[rnch]

I have become quite talented.

i wash my hands of this thread.

 

[humble]

i wash my hands of this thread.

lol

 

[Vascular Freak]

Never start a cycle without plenty of ass on standby.

Unless its a deca or tren cycle