Don't get me anything for valentines day . . .

[cyrex]

Have you ever told your SO or been told this?

My wife told me this once (before we were married) and I was like ok.. nothing for v-day other than going out to eat and some v-day sex. To this day she still brings it up as if I did something completely wrong by following her wishes...


anyone else?

DISCUSS: :

 

[cyrex]

toss me some karma if ya feel me!

 

[HiDnGoD]

I've had friends that have had this happen, in their younger years. It ain't pretty, but it's a lesson, y'know?
Whenever wifey has said that to me, I at least get her flowers & a card. This year, we're going all out. Dinner & a card.

 

[Raina]

I think the majority of people who say that don't mean it.

I don't care if I get stuff for V day as long as it isn't food.

 

[hamstershaver]

I think the majority of people who say that don't mean it.

I don't care if I get stuff for V day as long as it isn't food.

i say it, i mean it

 

[gotmilk]

Valentine's sucks. Here's your card.

 

[Freddie de Lux]

Have you ever told your SO or been told this?

My wife told me this once (before we were married) and I was like ok.. nothing for v-day other than going out to eat and some v-day sex. To this day she still brings it up as if I did something completely wrong by following her wishes...


anyone else?

DISCUSS: :

Oy,

Haven't you learned anything about women? At all? We, I mean, they, never, ever, ever say what they mean or mean what they say. I'll teach you a secret:

"Do I look fat in this dress?" - Instant reply: "No"
"Does my ass look big in these pants?" - Instant reply: "No"
"Baby, don't get me anything for Valentine's, Christmas, my birthday or our anniversary". - What they're REALLY saying: "If you dare to neglect to buy me a gift, it's gonna cost you so much in court that you'll regret the day you were born. You'll really know the meaning of 'don't get mad, get everything'. You bastard and disgusting pig. And make it big too!"

See? It's easy. Women are very easy to comprehend. When they say no presents, they mean big diamonds, a Mercedez, vacation in the South of France, and a pool boy in a g-string. And by the way, all of the above together in one occasion.

Believe me. Freddie is never wrong when it comes to affairs of the heart.

 

[stilleto]

Oy,


See? It's easy. Women are very easy to comprehend. When they say no presents, they mean big diamonds, a Mercedez, vacation in the South of France, and a pool boy in a g-string. And by the way, all of the above together in one occasion.

Believe me. Freddie is never wrong when it comes to affairs of the heart.

LOL.. you are correct. there should be no difference in what you get a woman, whether she says "don't get me anything" or "I can't wait for V-day!!"

 

[novamanms]

Kill me now.

Please.

 

[jenscats5]

Soooooo - she told you NOT to get her anything for Valentine's Day but now gives you shit for following her instructions?? That bugs me....

*I* usually say that I don't want ANYTHING for my B-day, Christmas, V-day, etc BUT I mean it.....Cards are nice but I really don't need anymore crap and prefer to buy myself what I need if I need something. So, I really, really don't want anything & mean it - but that's just me.....

 

[Freddie de Lux]

Soooooo - she told you NOT to get her anything for Valentine's Day but now gives you shit for following her instructions?? That bugs me....

*I* usually say that I don't want ANYTHING for my B-day, Christmas, V-day, etc BUT I mean it.....Cards are nice but I really don't need anymore crap and prefer to buy myself what I need if I need something. So, I really, really don't want anything & mean it - but that's just me.....

Darling,

I think that IS just you! It's so nice to see that grounded people still exist.

 

[cyrex]

Oy,

Haven't you learned anything about women? At all? We, I mean, they, never, ever, ever say what they mean or mean what they say. I'll teach you a secret:

"Do I look fat in this dress?" - Instant reply: "No"
"Does my ass look big in these pants?" - Instant reply: "No"
"Baby, don't get me anything for Valentine's, Christmas, my birthday or our anniversary". - What they're REALLY saying: "If you dare to neglect to buy me a gift, it's gonna cost you so much in court that you'll regret the day you were born. You'll really know the meaning of 'don't get mad, get everything'. You bastard and disgusting pig. And make it big too!"

See? It's easy. Women are very easy to comprehend. When they say no presents, they mean big diamonds, a Mercedez, vacation in the South of France, and a pool boy in a g-string. And by the way, all of the above together in one occasion.

Believe me. Freddie is never wrong when it comes to affairs of the heart.

OH yes I've learned.. this was in the past

 

[The Shadow]

ALWAYS do something......this year I am sending White lillies and white roses on the day BEFORE V-day

 

[stilleto]

ALWAYS do something......this year I am sending White lillies and white roses on the day BEFORE V-day

awww, AAP should love that.

 

[jenscats5]

ALWAYS do something......this year I am sending White lillies and white roses on the day BEFORE V-day

Shadow - always classy he is..... and melty.....

 

[fistfullofsteel]

http://www.freehate.com/womensuck/quran.html

This quote can be found in the Hadith (Sahih Bukhari 2.541, Narrated by "Abu Said Al-Khudri"). It is not in the Quran itself, but it is confirmed to be the word of the prophet by many scholars who lived in the time of the prophet.

"I was shown the Hell-fire and that the majority of its dwellers were women who were ungrateful."

It was asked, "Are they ungrateful to Allah?"

He replied, "They are ungrateful to their husbands and are ungrateful for the favors and the charitable deeds done to them. If you have always been benevolent to one of them and then she sees something in you not of her liking, she will say, 'I have never received any good from you.'"

Reminds me of almost all of my girlfriends, actually. I guess they are going to hell too. At least I'm grateful for the good things about them, even if they have some fucked up flaw that they defend to their death, that ruins their potential and makes them evil.

 

[The Shadow]

Aw shucks Jen


AWSHUTTHEFUCKUP STIL.

 

[stilleto]

Aw shucks Jen


AWSHUTTHEFUCKUP STIL.

awww, shucks.

 

[The Shadow]

awww, shucks.

Ode to Stiletto by The Shadow

 

[stilleto]

Ode to Stiletto by The Shadow

My finger
by The Shadow

I hate stilleto
Cause he's so dumb
I'd suck on my finger
But I just took it out of my bum

 

[EnderJE]

I think the majority of people who say that don't mean it.

I don't care if I get stuff for V day as long as it isn't food.

I'll send you chocolates.

 

[stilleto]

My finger
by The Shadow

I hate stilleto
Cause he's so dumb
I'd suck on my finger
But I just took it out of my bum

...

 

[foreigngirl]

I've said that on the first Valentines and till this this day we dont get each other anything. I am just fine with it. IMO it is just another commercial holiday. I like to get something by surprise, not when expected

 

[BUBBLES]

Oy,

Haven't you learned anything about women? At all? We, I mean, they, never, ever, ever say what they mean or mean what they say. I'll teach you a secret:

"Do I look fat in this dress?" - Instant reply: "No"
"Does my ass look big in these pants?" - Instant reply: "No"
"Baby, don't get me anything for Valentine's, Christmas, my birthday or our anniversary". - What they're REALLY saying: "If you dare to neglect to buy me a gift, it's gonna cost you so much in court that you'll regret the day you were born. You'll really know the meaning of 'don't get mad, get everything'. You bastard and disgusting pig. And make it big too!"

See? It's easy. Women are very easy to comprehend. When they say no presents, they mean big diamonds, a Mercedez, vacation in the South of France, and a pool boy in a g-string. And by the way, all of the above together in one occasion.

Believe me. Freddie is never wrong when it comes to affairs of the heart.

you know women too well

 

[cyrex]

i told her about her subscription to redbook today since her first issue wouldn't be here for a few months and she liked it enough to extract her desert for the evening directly from me...

 

[Freddie de Lux]

I've said that on the first Valentines and till this this day we dont get each other anything. I am just fine with it. IMO it is just another commercial holiday. I like to get something by surprise, not when expected

Darling,

Darling, Darling, Darling...

What's love? Got to do with it? Got to do with it?

Come spend a few days at the penthouse. Freddie will change your mind.