Donkey Punchiing

[stephen4327]

I brought this young broad home the other nite, had a few drinks dimmed the lights you know, soft music in the background. So we got to doin our thing and so i was hittin it doggy style told her to tighten up, then i donkey punched her. This chick took it the wrong way, totally got offended and walked out. Do girls not like this? I thought they liked when we took control and let them know who daddy is. ..just thought i'd share, anyone else have bad experiences

 

[justchilling]

dude are you serious.

 

[dbell51]

I brought this young broad home the other nite, had a few drinks dimmed the lights you know, soft music in the background. So we got to doin our thing and so i was hittin it doggy style told her to tighten up, then i donkey punched her. This chick took it the wrong way, totally got offended and walked out. Do girls not like this? I thought they liked when we took control and let them know who daddy is. ..just thought i'd share, anyone else have bad experiences

haha

 

[plowboy]

next time try the flip flop technique.

 

[stephen4327]

what is the flip flop technique?

 

[heatherrae]

congrats. You just made the permanent list in her head as the worst lover ever.

 

[DJ_UFO]

I brought this young broad home the other nite, had a few drinks dimmed the lights you know, soft music in the background. So we got to doin our thing and so i was hittin it doggy style told her to tighten up, then i donkey punched her. This chick took it the wrong way, totally got offended and walked out. Do girls not like this? I thought they liked when we took control and let them know who daddy is. ..just thought i'd share, anyone else have bad experiences

bad move cowboy.
nobody needs to show who's daddy or mommy. It is a mutual pleasure experience. Specially the first time, do what she ask or "smell" what she wants. If there's enough chemistry, she will do the same for you and that's when sex between 2 people is great. No chemistry, bad or regular sex. But never force it.

 

[flex229]

if this guy's serious, this may be one of those great classic threads. kinda like the one where the guy injected into the "rubbery ring" of his asshole.

 

[NBS 4life]

The donkey punch wasnt the best idea then huh

 

[stephen4327]

The donkey punch wasnt the best idea then huh

hi. how are you, whats ur name

 

[stephen4327]

i dont get why some dudes are giving me "bad karma" for this post. what are we in elementary here .. we might as well start chaning the color of our cards when we dont put our hands behind our backs.

 

[BNG]

i dont get why some dudes are giving me "bad karma" for this post. what are we in elementary here .. we might as well start chaning the color of our cards when we dont put our hands behind our backs.

I for one am damn glad you did what you did. It makes me look like a world class lover machine by comparison. Thanks

 

[Guni]

...just when you think it couldn't get any worse...

 

[NBS 4life]

hi. how are you, whats ur name

My names josh dude why did you wanna know? U gay or sumthin?

 

[stephen4327]

My names josh dude why did you wanna know? U gay or sumthin?

na my bad..

 

[yonkers weights]

Try the Blumpkin.
Getting a blow job while taking a shit.

 

[stephen4327]

can i get some positive karma ..some queer repped me bad

 

[Creepusmaximus]

if this guy's serious, this may be one of those great classic threads. kinda like the one where the guy injected into the "rubbery ring" of his asshole.

The guy who shot up his A-hole was great and I think he was for real. roflol. I should have bookmarked that forever.

 

[solidspine]

Most chicks simply don’t go for it.

 

[redsamurai]

what if that chick reached down underneath and pulled on your nuts as hard as she could just as you were about to cum..................would you feel like this was something great that just happened to you?

 

[musclemom]

I brought this young broad home the other nite, had a few drinks dimmed the lights you know, soft music in the background. So we got to doin our thing and so i was hittin it doggy style told her to tighten up, then i donkey punched her. This chick took it the wrong way, totally got offended and walked out. Do girls not like this? I thought they liked when we took control and let them know who daddy is. ..just thought i'd share, anyone else have bad experiences

Would someone translate the following terms for me please:

1. "told her to tighten up ..." now is this the pose -- like she was too spread out or something -- or was he telling her to Kegel because his teeny-weenie peenie was rattling around inside her like a clapper in a bell?

2. "then i donkey punched her ..." are we talking that he actually balled up his chubby little fist and punched her in the kidney or hip or is this some other weird sexual slang?

 

[redsamurai]

Would someone translate the following terms for me please:

1. "told her to tighten up ..." now is this the pose -- like she was too spread out or something -- or was he telling her to Kegel because his teeny-weenie peenie was rattling around inside her like a clapper in a bell?

2. "then i donkey punched her ..." are we talking that he actually balled up his chubby little fist and punched her in the kidney or hip or is this some other weird sexual slang?

"Like a clapper in a bell"???......... OMG!! And yes, I beleive a donkey punch is a punch to the kidney's to supposedly get her to "tighten up"....................you have to be pretty much a base animal to actually consider doing this to someone, I always thought it was just a joke and no one actually did it.

 

[musclemom]

"Like a clapper in a bell"???......... OMG!! And yes, I beleive a donkey punch is a punch to the kidney's to supposedly get her to "tighten up"....................you have to be pretty much a base animal to actually consider doing this to someone, I always thought it was just a joke and no one actually did it.

Well, if my prick were so small that I didn't feel anything when I was hitting it from behind I guess I'd be suffering from some pretty severe ego issues so maybe sucker punching a girl makes him feel better

Kidney punching ANYONE is a bullshit maneuver to begin with. Act of a chickenshit, pussy. So not only was this dude short changed in the pecker department he ain't got no balls, either.

 

[BNG]

not only was this dude short changed in the pecker department he ain't got no balls, either.

worth sayin again

 

[redsamurai]

Well, if my prick were so small that I didn't feel anything when I was hitting it from behind I guess I'd be suffering from some pretty severe ego issues so maybe sucker punching a girl makes him feel better

Kidney punching ANYONE is a bullshit maneuver to begin with. Act of a chickenshit, pussy. So not only was this dude short changed in the pecker department he ain't got no balls, either.

change to a better subject.................when are we going to see nekkid pics MM?...........

 

[KD1]

Bump, classic thread.

 

[stephen4327]

ha i actually still remember when this happend. good times good times.

 

[automaticj5]

Wow.

 

[stephen4327]

Donkey Punching

When one is engaged in either gay or straight anal sex and right before the giver ejaculates into the receiver's ass, the giver punches the receiver in the back of the head, which intern causes the receivers ass muscles to tighten which results in a more pleasureful cum.


"I donkeypunched your mother last night"

 

[pip88]

Donkey Punching

When one is engaged in either gay or straight anal sex and right before the giver ejaculates into the receiver's ass, the giver punches the receiver in the back of the head, which intern causes the receivers ass muscles to tighten which results in a more pleasureful cum.


"I donkeypunched your mother last night"

Yep thats what it exactly is and hell i'll give props to you bro for having the balls to do it.

check out this movie lol it reminds me of you

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