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Does your woman hog the bed?

broonzy

broonzy

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I've noticed this is a common complaint among guys I know, and for me as well. Every relationship I've been in, I'm basically allowed about 10% of the bed to sleep on, while she gets the other 90%.

So are all women bed hogs?
 
Yes, it is in their nature to come into the mans domain and absorb as much space, time and monies as possible. Your grandparents had it right by sleeping in separate beds brah
 
broonzy said:
I've noticed this is a common complaint among guys I know, and for me as well. Every relationship I've been in, I'm basically allowed about 10% of the bed to sleep on, while she gets the other 90%.

So are all women bed hogs?
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You mean a women has actually sleep in your bed. Damn I wud have never thunk it.:evil:
 
hahah.. indeed, and what's up with the whole "i'm cold, that's why we need to cuddle"

"Hell woman, i'm sweating, we can cuddle, but if i gen an erection, it's on"
 
Most wimmenz's ass is like 600 fucking degrees. -50 degrees a women puts her ass on you in the bed, instant sweat. I hate that shit. Let me sleep, I have already give you waht you wanted at that point anyways.
 
California King assures me no one can ever hog my bed :p yet I'm pretty sure my half/sleeping area is bigger than his half :)
 
I'm not really a spread out sleeper...and I don't move....so I don't need or take up much room...but my current turned me into a cuddler (it's his fault!), so now when we sleep together we are so close that we use the same pillow and bed space is irrelevant.
 
ponyfitness said:
Mine doesn`t hog the bed but she does the tuck and roll with the damned sheets so I always wake up freezing my ass off.
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Only faggs get cold, just syaing.:evil:
 
nangiggles said:
California King assures me no one can ever hog my bed :p yet I'm pretty sure my half/sleeping area is bigger than his half :)
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Yea doesn't your guy like smoother you, you should have bought a single bed, so he could feel closer to you at nite. You could maybe breath in the daytime then.:rose:
 
Strongbow said:
Most wimmenz's ass is like 600 fucking degrees. -50 degrees a women puts her ass on you in the bed, instant sweat. I hate that shit. Let me sleep, I have already give you waht you wanted at that point anyways.
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With ex's it always got too hot...for some odd reason I don't have that issue with S. though...it's actually really comfortable.
 
Strongbow said:
Yea doesn't your guy like smoother you, you should have bought a single bed, so he could feel closer to you at nite. You could maybe breath in the daytime then.:rose:
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NIGHT:doublefi::smshot:
 
nefertiti said:
With ex's it always got too hot...for some odd reason I don't have that issue with S. though...it's actually really comfortable.
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Who is S.? And are you speaking for yourself, cause he is prolly burning the fuck up.:evil:
 
Strongbow said:
Yea doesn't your guy like smoother you, you should have bought a single bed, so he could feel closer to you at nite. You could maybe breath in the daytime then.:rose:
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He doesn't smother me... he just works in the same office and goes to the same gym... oh and lives with me and we have the same schedule and days off so carpool too (and he sits 2 stations away from mine :worried:)
LOL

BUT in all fairness I got him the job here because it pays better than most jobs in the same branch... I needed him to get paid more because most my salary goes towards the PhD.... considering we're always together I don't feel so smothered/bored me still loves him :heart: (I do escape from him now and then) creepy thing is people ask us if we're brothers all the time... I wonder if I'm so narcissistic I chose to share my life with someone who looks like me... care to analize Ariel? :lmao:
 
Strongbow said:
Who is S.? And are you speaking for yourself, cause he is prolly burning the fuck up.:evil:
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S. = my boyfriend.

And no, for the both of us. Like I said, he's the one who pushed the cuddling (and he's also told me flat out how much he loves holding me when we sleep). It took me a while to be able to sleep comfortably like that, but now it's just natural for us...I wake up in the middle of the night and either he's wrapped around me or vice versa.
 
i have a tendency to knock girls off the bed if they're sleeping closer to the edge.

but when i sleep by myself i consume about 10% of the queen size bed
 
I am the ultimate bed hog and proudly admit to it. We have a king size bed and unless the old man really REALLY pisses me off (or I am sick) I am right up underneath his shit. Although, he doesn't like it when I am not up in his shit so go figure.
 
I have a queen size, I probably take up about 20% of the space. I sleep like I'm in a coffin or something. Straight on the back with my hands crossed over my chest. It's a good thing, cuz my girl does sprawl....
 
If your girl is a bed hog, then slip her the pork in the middle of the night. That'll show her.
 
Strongbow said:
Most wimmenz's ass is like 600 fucking degrees. -50 degrees a women puts her ass on you in the bed, instant sweat. I hate that shit. Let me sleep, I have already give you waht you wanted at that point anyways.
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Yeah their ass might be 600 degrees, but their feet are always fucking freezing and they always have to put their freezing feet on your legs.:mad:
 
broonzy said:
Yeah their ass might be 600 degrees, but their feet are always fucking freezing and they always have to put their freezing feet on your legs.:mad:
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A women puts her foot on me, I'm whooping her ass. Nobody puts their fucking foot on me. Im just kidding of course, but I really do not like that rubbing your stank ass foot up and down my legs. My legs are fucking clean and do not need your funky ass feet all over them. But yea your right ass 600 degrees, feet 30 degrees.:evil:
 
broonzy said:
I have a king as well and my gf is about 120lbs, yet she still can hog 90% of the damn bed.
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120lbs what a fucking PORKER.:evil:
 
broonzy said:
Hey man! That ain't nice!
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LOL Pulling your chain pecker head, I knew that would get your attention. LOL Actually 120 sounds perfect, don't get the fugging BIG HEad, cause I said your women sounds perfect. She is a women, ain't she? What da hell you been doing lately, hadnt really seen you posting up like normal? What gives?:evil:
 
Had interesting conversation on the way to work today...

Me: Hun... do I hog the bed?
Him: well it's a big bed... uhmm.... but yes
xDxDxD
Me: but I even stopped cuddling you at night so you would have ur space...
Him: Well.... actually..... I liked it better when you did that because at least you would fall asleep in a single place and stay still, now you just roll all over the bed....
Me: I see.... :worried:
Him: But don't worry... it a big bed :rolleyes:

Interesting..... seems I am a bed hog :(
 
nangiggles said:
Had interesting conversation on the way to work today...

Me: Hun... do I hog the bed?
Him: well it's a big bed... uhmm.... but yes
xDxDxD
Me: but I even stopped cuddling you at night so you would have ur space...
Him: Well.... actually..... I liked it better when you did that because at least you would fall asleep in a single place and stay still, now you just roll all over the bed....
Me: I see.... :worried:
Him: But don't worry... it a big bed :rolleyes:

Interesting..... seems I am a bed hog :(
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You should have already known, but its ok shug he likes it.:heart:
 
Strongbow said:
LOL Pulling your chain pecker head, I knew that would get your attention. LOL Actually 120 sounds perfect, don't get the fugging BIG HEad, cause I said your women sounds perfect. She is a women, ain't she? What da hell you been doing lately, hadnt really seen you posting up like normal? What gives?:evil:
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Lolol you miss me? Just work has been busy lately, don't have too much time to slack off. :(
 
broonzy said:
Lolol you miss me? Just work has been busy lately, don't have too much time to slack off. :(
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Yea actually I do kinda miss you. NO:rainbow:
 
I've always been a bed hog and am damned proud of it. Funny thing, when I stay on *my side* my husband gets irritated.

:whatever:

Men are never satisfied.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
I've always been a bed hog and am damned proud of it. Funny thing, when I stay on *my side* my husband gets irritated.

:whatever:

Men are never satisfied.
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Grump is a horney bastard. LOL
 
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