Does this make me gay?

[OMGWTFBBQ]

Lube and Bang one of these fuckers!

The lube never occurred to my 12 year old mind at the time - but having sex with one sure did.

I never bothered trying to have sex with produce or meat.

Other than the failure of the gallon of milk and an accident with some rubber bands, I have stayed away from sex with objects.

 

[HANSEL]

ever get sucked off by a Kreepy Krauly?

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

ever get sucked off by a Kreepy Krauly?

No, but I have by a girl a few times.

 

[HANSEL]

No, but I have by a girl a few times.

how was it?

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

how was it?

Wet and messy with lots of crying.

They are always like "why the hell are you crying" and I never have an answer for them. I just quietly press on the back of their heads until their muffled pleas for me to stop go away and the messiness starts up again.

 

[OXANDRIN]

i fucked the sofa once - mangoo stain is still inbetween the cushins. another time i was so fucked up on ghb i pissed on the very same sofa. (in my sleep) never wanted to have sex with it after that. i guess i kind of ruined it.

 

[HANSEL]

i fucked the sofa once - mangoo stain is still inbetween the cushins. another time i was so fucked up on ghb i pissed on the very same sofa. (in my sleep) never wanted to have sex with it after that. i guess i kind of ruined it.

you should come hang out in my hot tub bro

 

[pitbullstl]

I have this desire to stick my penis in the Pillsbury Doughboy.
But not in a gay way - like nothing in the ass or anything, and he sure as hell is not getting near my dirty hole.

I just want to press my penis into his soft belly and hear him giggle. I'll bet he feels like a marshmallow.
A greasy, giggling, marshmallow. That smells of yeast.

Anyway, is that weird?

You must be really busy with work lately......cause this the best you've come up with in a while...............

Oh, and my vote goes to Punxatwawneylarry.....

 

[OlavZipser]

It's a shame, OMGWTFBBQ. Remember when your threads used to carry off into 3, 4, 5 minimum pages?

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

It's a shame, OMGWTFBBQ. Remember when your threads used to carry off into 3, 4, 5 minimum pages?

I barely remember earlier this week.

I think you are thinking of HI - that guy could post up anything and get like 7 pages of responses.