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Does this make me gay?

OMGWTFBBQ

OMGWTFBBQ

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I have this desire to stick my penis in the Pillsbury Doughboy.
But not in a gay way - like nothing in the ass or anything, and he sure as hell is not getting near my dirty hole.

I just want to press my penis into his soft belly and hear him giggle. I'll bet he feels like a marshmallow.
A greasy, giggling, marshmallow. That smells of yeast.

Anyway, is that weird?
 
Trust me it does`nt feel like you think. Don`t ask me how I know. It just does`nt.
 
Take a look at this image first, then make your decision



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For some reason it never even hit me until just now that I could have sex with those biscuit tubes if I leave the soft stuff in there.

Plus afterwards, you can make biscuits.
 
no thats not weird. I have fantasies about being a pimp and all my 'hos' are cartoon characters. These thoughts are totally normal.
 
OMGWTFBBQ said:
For some reason it never even hit me until just now that I could have sex with those biscuit tubes if I leave the soft stuff in there.

Plus afterwards, you can make biscuits.
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bagels are good too
 
When I was 12 I tried to have sex with a gallon of milk.

Could get it in through the hole.

Glad nobody walk in on that fridge moment. Not sure what I would have done with that milk had the idea worked.
 
I heard stories of dudes putting a few sliced ham or baloney slices in the microwave and then using that to strump their noodles.
 
OMGWTFBBQ said:
I heard stories of dudes putting a few sliced ham or baloney slices in the microwave and then using that to strump their noodles.
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smelling microwaved bologna whilst trying to make fuck
 
OlavZipser said:
Well, I "heard" that you can cut up an end of a cucumber and push your penis in.
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That's fucking disgusting.

I'd dip that cucumber in olive oil and then put it in my ass and then piss on soft things.
 
I don't know if being attracted to the doughboy makes you gay....but you'd be a sick bastard if you baked him. :(
 
Raina said:
I don't know if being attracted to the doughboy makes you gay....but you'd be a sick bastard if you baked him. :(
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I can think of things far more sick than that... although I'm guessing they might fall more on the end of "horrific".

Speaking of which, I want to do horrific things to your butt.
 
HANSEL said:


Lube and Bang one of these fuckers!
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The lube never occurred to my 12 year old mind at the time - but having sex with one sure did.

I never bothered trying to have sex with produce or meat.

Other than the failure of the gallon of milk and an accident with some rubber bands, I have stayed away from sex with objects.
 
HANSEL said:


how was it?
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Wet and messy with lots of crying.

They are always like "why the hell are you crying" and I never have an answer for them. I just quietly press on the back of their heads until their muffled pleas for me to stop go away and the messiness starts up again.
 
i fucked the sofa once - mangoo stain is still inbetween the cushins. another time i was so fucked up on ghb i pissed on the very same sofa. (in my sleep) never wanted to have sex with it after that. i guess i kind of ruined it.
 
OXANDRIN said:
i fucked the sofa once - mangoo stain is still inbetween the cushins. another time i was so fucked up on ghb i pissed on the very same sofa. (in my sleep) never wanted to have sex with it after that. i guess i kind of ruined it.
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you should come hang out in my hot tub bro
 
OMGWTFBBQ said:
I have this desire to stick my penis in the Pillsbury Doughboy.
But not in a gay way - like nothing in the ass or anything, and he sure as hell is not getting near my dirty hole.

I just want to press my penis into his soft belly and hear him giggle. I'll bet he feels like a marshmallow.
A greasy, giggling, marshmallow. That smells of yeast.

Anyway, is that weird?
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You must be really busy with work lately......cause this the best you've come up with in a while...............

Oh, and my vote goes to Punxatwawneylarry.....:)
 
OlavZipser said:
It's a shame, OMGWTFBBQ. Remember when your threads used to carry off into 3, 4, 5 minimum pages?
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I barely remember earlier this week.

I think you are thinking of HI - that guy could post up anything and get like 7 pages of responses.
 
Your are substituting the Pissbury Doughboy for some big fat guy that you really want to ream. Let your inner gay man out.
 
BullSemen said:
Your are substituting the Pissbury Doughboy for some big fat guy that you really want to ream. Let your inner gay man out.
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Nah, if it ever comes to more than one penis in MY fantasies, it wont be with some buffoon in extra-lard shorts. Some tanned brazillian dressed up as Little Bo Peep will prolly do just fine.
 
OMGWTFBBQ said:


I think you are thinking of HI - that guy could post up anything and get like 7 pages of responses.
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typical HI post:

TITLE: "I'm better looking than all of you"

BODY: "Its True, Sorry guys"
 
OMGWTFBBQ said:
I have this desire to stick my penis in the Pillsbury Doughboy.
But not in a gay way - like nothing in the ass or anything, and he sure as hell is not getting near my dirty hole.

I just want to press my penis into his soft belly and hear him giggle. I'll bet he feels like a marshmallow.
A greasy, giggling, marshmallow. That smells of yeast.

Anyway, is that weird?
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Nope! Your a Turd Burglar, a Mobile Sperm Bank and a Anal Intruder, but your not gay!

Super Duper!
 
Re: Re: Does this make me gay?

DcupSheepNipples said:


Nope! Your a Turd Burglar, a Mobile Sperm Bank and a Anal Intruder, but your not gay!

Super Duper!
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Seriously though I heard that your favorite sexual position is bending over a stranger's lap at his local Simmons Sauna, screaming "Smack my ass, and tell me I'm just like my mother!" and "I want to be reincarnated as Michael Jackson's anal dildo!"
 
OMGWTFBBQ said:
I have this desire to stick my penis in the Pillsbury Doughboy.
But not in a gay way - like nothing in the ass or anything, and he sure as hell is not getting near my dirty hole.

I just want to press my penis into his soft belly and hear him giggle. I'll bet he feels like a marshmallow.
A greasy, giggling, marshmallow. That smells of yeast.

Anyway, is that weird?
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yes, that is weird. and just a little bit gay.:D
 
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