Does this make me gay?

[OMGWTFBBQ]

I heard stories of dudes putting a few sliced ham or baloney slices in the microwave and then using that to strump their noodles.

 

[HANSEL]

I heard stories of dudes putting a few sliced ham or baloney slices in the microwave and then using that to strump their noodles.

smelling microwaved bologna whilst trying to make fuck

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

I heard stories of dudes putting a few sliced ham or baloney slices in the microwave and then using that to strump their noodles.

ha...yeh... i heard those same exact 'stories'...

 

[superqt4u2nv]

This is the funniest thread ever!!!!!!!!

 

[OlavZipser]

Well, I "heard" that you can cut up an end of a cucumber and push your penis in.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

Well, I "heard" that you can cut up an end of a cucumber and push your penis in.

That's fucking disgusting.

I'd dip that cucumber in olive oil and then put it in my ass and then piss on soft things.

 

[Raina]

I don't know if being attracted to the doughboy makes you gay....but you'd be a sick bastard if you baked him.

 

[HANSEL]

It looks like one of those squirmy water-snake toys...

Lube and Bang one of these fuckers!

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

I don't know if being attracted to the doughboy makes you gay....but you'd be a sick bastard if you baked him.

I can think of things far more sick than that... although I'm guessing they might fall more on the end of "horrific".

Speaking of which, I want to do horrific things to your butt.

 

[HANSEL]

microwave it a little too