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Does this make me a bad person?

myway

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There is this thing I do when my friends get stupid-drunk. I kinda steal their stuff. Well, kinda. I ALWAYS give it back but I love it when they are calling everyone looking for the missing item they lost because they were so drunk. I let them call all of our friends.... then I start sending pics of the item to his/her cell phone requesting a finder's reward. I always give it back, really, I do. One time I even took a friend's hat all the way to California with me and sent her pics of it in California. I gave it back to her as soon as I got back in town. Everyone always thinks it's funny but I kinda feel bad because I feel like I am making fun of them when they are drunk. Then again, drunk people ARE fun to laugh at. Last night, I got this! It feels good on my head. It's gonna be hard to give this one back but some of my other friends have already called, laughing, about him calling them because he lost his lucky hat.
Am I mean? I always give it back. ALWAYS. I wonder why I do this? Maybe I just like to steal shit but give it back because it belongs to my friend. I don't know. Ha ha! I just sent these picks to his phone requesting a finder's reward. Lol. I said that if he does not pay in 24hours, I will dye it black(I won't REALLY, geeez). Am I a bad person?
 
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jerkbox said:
honestly, you didn't need to make up some elaborate story just to post pics of yourself on a message board...it's ok to be vain here. we all are.

Honestly, I post pics of my self ALL THE TIME. This time, it is about the hat. These are the pics I sent to his cell phone, demanding a finder's fee. I tried to make my face look mean so he knows I'm mean and shady so he knows I mean buisness. Do I look mean enough? Do I need to wrinkle my nose more? I wanna look mean.
 
myway said:
Honestly, I post pics of my self ALL THE TIME. This time, it is about the hat. These are the pics I sent to his cell phone, demanding a finder's fee. I tried to make my face look mean so he knows I'm mean and shady so he knows I mean buisness. Do I look mean enough? Do I need to wrinkle my nose more? I wanna look mean.
Full Body Shot Please - Lol :qt:
 
jerkbox said:
honestly, you didn't need to make up some elaborate story just to post pics of yourself on a message board...it's ok to be vain here. we all are.


ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!
 
Smurfy said:
you always wear lipstick?

No. Actually, almost never. I can't wear makeup at work. It would be destroyed after about an hour because of my job.
I took those pics when I got home with the hat. I was kinda drunk, but sober enough to sneak his hat away. He passed out in the back seat of the car and his girlfriend was driving. I grabbed the hat as I was exiting the car.
But no. I wear lip stick about twice a month.... maybe.
 
myway said:
No. Actually, almost never. I can't wear makeup at work. It would be destroyed after about an hour because of my job.
I took those pics when I got home with the hat. I was kinda drunk, but sober enough to sneak his hat away. He passed out in the back seat of the car and his girlfriend was driving. I grabbed the hat as I was exiting the car.
But no. I wear lip stick about twice a month.... maybe.
I dont even really know how to wear lipstick.
 
Smurfy said:
I dont even really know how to wear lipstick.

Yea, I understand. I had a hard time, too, for a while. Never wore it until I was about 25. I prolly still don't do it right. I just smear it on like chap stick. I don't do the whole lip liner, ect. routine like some chicks. I tried to do eye liner one time= :worried: . BAD BAD news. It's not worth the pain I experienced from poking myself in the eye.
It was a party from one of my very best friends...... so I thought I would make an attempt at acting like a girl instead of the pest I really am.
 
I don't get that. It looks soooooo good! I have to beg my wife to wear it for me. She really only puts it on for formal social occasions.
 
Jimsbbc said:
I don't get that. It looks soooooo good! I have to beg my wife to wear it for me. She really only puts it on for formal social occasions.

Sometimes, my hubby wants me to put it on when I'm taking a bubble bath. I don't understand why people think me are so hard to please. It's all really simple.
 
needtogetas said:
hay cop guy you seeing this shit. :evil:

Lol. He's already learned how to review my posts by going to my profile so he will see it. I told someone I liked his pic.... a lot. My hubby wouldn't be pissed about it. Now, if I left town to suck tha c*wk...... it might cause a problem.
 
myway said:
Lol. He's already learned how to review my posts by going to my profile so he will see it. I told someone I liked his pic.... a lot. My hubby wouldn't be pissed about it. Now, if I left town to suck tha c*wk...... it might cause a problem.
:)
 
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myway said:
Am I mean? I always give it back. ALWAYS. I wonder why I do this? Maybe I just like to steal shit but give it back because it belongs to my friend. I don't know. Ha ha! I just sent these picks to his phone requesting a finder's reward. Lol. I said that if he does not pay in 24hours, I will dye it black(I won't REALLY, geeez). Am I a bad person?


you do it because it gives you a sense of control and power.. good for you
 
myway said:
There is this thing I do when my friends get stupid-drunk. I kinda steal their stuff. Well, kinda. I ALWAYS give it back but I love it when they are calling everyone looking for the missing item they lost because they were so drunk. I let them call all of our friends.... then I start sending pics of the item to his/her cell phone requesting a finder's reward. I always give it back, really, I do. One time I even took a friend's hat all the way to California with me and sent her pics of it in California. I gave it back to her as soon as I got back in town. Everyone always thinks it's funny but I kinda feel bad because I feel like I am making fun of them when they are drunk. Then again, drunk people ARE fun to laugh at. Last night, I got this! It feels good on my head. It's gonna be hard to give this one back but some of my other friends have already called, laughing, about him calling them because he lost his lucky hat.
Am I mean? I always give it back. ALWAYS. I wonder why I do this? Maybe I just like to steal shit but give it back because it belongs to my friend. I don't know. Ha ha! I just sent these picks to his phone requesting a finder's reward. Lol. I said that if he does not pay in 24hours, I will dye it black(I won't REALLY, geeez). Am I a bad person?
I didn't read your post but I'll go out on a limb and say yes.
 
you are what we call a Kleptomaniac, which means you have a persistant neurotic impulse to steal. the tie that binds all kleptomaniacs togethr is that it is done without economic motive. it's a simple impulse control disorder that if left untreated could lead to tragic and disasterous results. john dillinger started out as a klepto
 
JavaGuru said:
My point, if you ask a question on a public forum then you probably already know the answer. Dr. Phil has made a killing on that. Just sayin'

I didn't say I had a problem with what I do. I'm having a GREAT time.
Besides, Dr. Drew Pinsky would totally kick Dr. Phil's ass. It would be brutal. :chomp:
 
yes
 
Damn it! It didn't even work this time. My friend called me back and told me to keep the hat because he has a new one that he likes more than the one I took. I stole the wrong friggin' hat!
 
Fish is a scary dude. Beautiful ink. I bet I could steal a hat from him, lol. The scary guys more easy to steal from. They don't even watch for shit like that because they assume people would be affraid.
 
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no, i love doing stuff like that. im also a fan of hiding peoples coffee, keys, shoe (but only one, leave the other one there :lmao: ) whatever just to stir some shit

get drunk around me at your own risk :evil:
 
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