Does every town have a crazy cat lady ?

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There's no shortage of birds, and cats will only weed out the weak ones anyway. Predation is good for the birds' gene pool.

What about squirrles. The squirrles around my crib will almost eat out of our hands. I don't want the cats to kill our squirrles.

 

[needtogetaas]

lets eat critters,

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

What about squirrles. The squirrles around my crib will almost eat out of our hands. I don't want the cats to kill our squirrles.

kats will eat anything, if you have a good recipe you can eat both!

 

[Mr. dB]

Squirrels are nasty, fucking tree rats. The only reason people think they're cute is 'cause of they bushy tails. They are pests.

 

[EnderJE]

I like cats. I'm trying to turn a friend of mine into the crazy cat lady.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Squirrels are nasty, fucking tree rats. The only reason people think they're cute is 'cause of they bushy tails. They are pests.

If ya catch em on your lawn then you can make their tails into cute hats

 

[JayC9]

I have a crazy rabbit guy living nearby, there must be at least a hundred hopping about his garden. His rabbits are always getting out, usually eating, digging and shitting in my garden, attempted to explain to him several times already how this can be remedied quickly and cheaply with a roll of chicken wire but oh no, he knows best.

The other morning I opened the back door to witness the neighbours cat ripping the head off one of his rabbits, the rest of it was scattered about the garden. I shovelled the bits up and placed them in a plastic bag, and not with a little smugness, dumped the body bag on his driveway.

No questions, no apology, no thanks, but of course he assumes I slaughtered his rabbit, and informs all the neighbours warning them to lock up their pets at night...and they actually believe him.

Not my cat, not my rabbit but I get to clear up the mess, give this guy his dead pet back and now I’m labelled as the crazy neighbourhood animal hater? Whatever, cats went up in my estimation.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

I have a crazy rabbit guy living nearby, there must be at least a hundred hopping about his garden. His rabbits are always getting out, usually eating, digging and shitting in my garden, attempted to explain to him several times already how this can be remedied quickly and cheaply with a roll of chicken wire but oh no, he knows best.

The other morning I opened the back door to witness the neighbours cat ripping the head off one of his rabbits, the rest of it was scattered about the garden. I shovelled the bits up and placed them in a plastic bag, and not with a little smugness, dumped the body bag on his driveway.

No questions, no apology, no thanks, but of course he assumes I slaughtered his rabbit, and informs all the neighbours warning them to lock up their pets at night...and they actually believe him.

Not my cat, not my rabbit but I get to clear up the mess, give this guy his dead pet back and now I’m labelled as the crazy neighbourhood animal hater? Whatever, cats went up in my estimation.

Kats have a place in the killing field. I actually liked the bunny and the kat we ate.

 

[all the whey]

Kats have a place in the killing field. I actually liked the bunny and the kat we ate.

Holy shit you are fucking hilarious. 50 jokes about eating cats.

Look out Dave Chappelle.

 

[Mr. dB]

I have a crazy rabbit guy living nearby, there must be at least a hundred hopping about his garden. His rabbits are always getting out, usually eating, digging and shitting in my garden, attempted to explain to him several times already how this can be remedied quickly and cheaply with a roll of chicken wire but oh no, he knows best.

The other morning I opened the back door to witness the neighbours cat ripping the head off one of his rabbits, the rest of it was scattered about the garden. I shovelled the bits up and placed them in a plastic bag, and not with a little smugness, dumped the body bag on his driveway.

No questions, no apology, no thanks, but of course he assumes I slaughtered his rabbit, and informs all the neighbours warning them to lock up their pets at night...and they actually believe him.

Not my cat, not my rabbit but I get to clear up the mess, give this guy his dead pet back and now I’m labelled as the crazy neighbourhood animal hater? Whatever, cats went up in my estimation.

Oh man, what a fruitcake, and now you're stuck doing damage control lest people think you're a budding serial killer. Maybe a slander suit will shut him up?