Does anyone want a pretend girlfriend?

[Deus Ex Machina]

She's pretty hot. This is an EF special


http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2972139824&category=317

 

[Big Rick Rock]

I already have one of those.

 

[BO-DEN]

I already have one of those.

you better not have stole mine!!!

 

[travis200]

She is hot but $31 buck is a too rich for my tastes.

 

[INNOCENT]

ill just imagine that i spent 31$ for a g/f

 

[Raina]

You could pretend she does your laundry. She never whines when you get home late. She'd be a peach!

 

[Smurfy]

Lumberg better not bid on her cuz im already his pretend internet girlfriend LOL

 

[BO-DEN]

You could pretend she does your laundry. She never whines when you get home late. She'd be a peach!

on one hand id like to give the girl props. that is an excellent buisness idea.

but for anyone that lonley......





























you need to work out and start watching alot of music videos for "cool guy" tips


im sorry i need more then a letter every two weeks from a woman

BO-DEN got needs

 

[Lao Tzu]

besides that boys remember ill be whatever you want me to be. what winning this item does not include: *real life meeting *any return letters to me *contact other than through emails *nude photos *phone calls



God we men are suckers. "ill pretend to be your girlfriend but i will not talk to you, please give me money".

 

[Raina]

"ill pretend to be your girlfriend but i will not talk to you, please give me money".

The funny/sad part is that someone was willing to pay! Couldn't someone just find random pics of some chick, fabricate love letters, and create their own pretend girlfriend for free?

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

The funny/sad part is that someone was willing to pay! Couldn't someone just find random pics of some chick, fabricate love letters, and create their own pretend girlfriend for free?

they could, but those are what you call 'psychopaths'

 

[Lao Tzu]

The funny/sad part is that someone was willing to pay! Couldn't someone just find random pics of some chick, fabricate love letters, and create their own pretend girlfriend for free?

Yeah, but then the 'man' tries to stop you from loving someone.

 

[Daisy_Girl]

You could pretend she does your laundry.

Hmmm...I need one of those pretend girlfriends - my laundry is sitting in the dryer becasue I hate folding it. I hate wrinkled clothes too - so I'm in quite the quandry....

 

[EnderJE]

they could, but those are what you call 'psychopaths'

And this is different because?

When I saw the ad, all I'm thinking is, "That's right, tempt the stalkers...."

 

[EnderJE]

Hmmm...I need one of those pretend girlfriends - my laundry is sitting in the dryer becasue I hate folding it. I hate wrinkled clothes too - so I'm in quite the quandry....

Hmm. Daisy with the pretend girlfriend? I'll get the pretend camera...

 

[Lao Tzu]

Hmmm...I need one of those pretend girlfriends - my laundry is sitting in the dryer becasue I hate folding it. I hate wrinkled clothes too - so I'm in quite the quandry....

i dont even iron or fold mine, i just hang them up and let gravity do the work for me. Its nice.

 

[BO-DEN]

The funny/sad part is that someone was willing to pay! Couldn't someone just find random pics of some chick, fabricate love letters, and create their own pretend girlfriend for free?

shit im gunna start selling my EX as a imaginary girl friend i got tons of pics of her

 

[Raina]

I want a pretend girlfriend too Daisy. She'll style my hair, snuggle with me when I watch movies, and do my dishes. I hate cleaning the kitchen.

 

[Daisy_Girl]

Make me dinner? That sounds good too.... and buy me flowers and presents? lol

 

[Raina]

My boyfriend will be jealous of my pretend girlfriend. She is always in a good mood and lives to spoil me.

 

[Daisy_Girl]

My boyfriend will be jealous of my pretend girlfriend. She is always in a good mood and lives to spoil me.

EXACTLY!

She calls me in the middle of the day just to tell me she was thinking of me, plans nice date nights without me telling her I want to go on a date!

(I don't ask for a lot, lol)

 

[Paulo]

It would be funny if it was a dude. Actually, I'd be willing to wager that it is.

Either way....Sad, very sad...

 

[Lao Tzu]

anyone want to rent me as a pretend boyfriend? i will pretend to give a shit about your problems and pretend you are important for a small monthy fee. You will also recieve mass produced letters, the same kind publishers clearinghouse sends out. However i will write the original copy so its somewhat personalized.

Starting bid is $10/month.

 

[Raina]

Nordstrom!

 

[big4life]

I have a pretend cat.




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Well, it's real, just not mine.

 

[Dial_tone]

That's cool. I'm almost desperate enough to go for that. Wonder if she's got anything against black guys. LOL

 

[Rex]

I had one of those. She pretended to be my girlfriend, and that I was her boyfriend while she dated other guys when I was away. The one I had took me home to meet the parents though.

 

[Taps]

I bet after six weeks she dumps you fior an imaginary millionare with an imaginary 9-inch cock.

 

[BO-DEN]

shit im gunna start selling my EX as a imaginary girl friend i got tons of pics of her

i think im really gunna do this its an awsome idea. not my ex's pics but ill just get a friend to send pictures of her blowing kisses
and i get them to write letters. and i know cuters girls then the big nose on this thread.


hmmmmm

i gotta get this money!!

 

[gonelifting]

i think im really gunna do this its an awsome idea. not my ex's pics but ill just get a friend to send pictures of her blowing kisses
and i get them to write letters. and i know cuters girls then the big nose on this thread.


hmmmmm

i gotta get this money!!

Who knows these days... It could be some dude or whoever with 500 of these ads. If you get $31 every chick that`s alot of money there. A very profitable business if you ask me.