Doc comes in while pin is in my hand ready to go

[littleswoll]

Today I was giving one of my buddies at work a shot (he's too much of a pussy to do it hisself) and we have the deca drawn up and everything was ready to go. I tell him to drop his pants and turn around. Almost at that same time the doc pulled the curtain and walked in. We didn't even hear him coming. Thank god I hid the needle in time. I hid the needle and my bud started pulling up his pants. The doc just turned around and walked out. He proably thinks we're two homos trying to get each other off in the back room. Just glad I have a new job coming up soon as for my friend he'll proably have the whole dept. talking about him for awhile.

 

[Golfer18--old]

I live in baton rouge, where are u located?

 

[littleswoll]

golfer you have a pm

 

[CB38AC]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[benchboy55]

lol that is some funny shit

 

[jstrong20]

lol

 

[rebeljuice]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Twitched]

HA!

 

[Quadsweep]

lol

Love the rainbow smilys! LMFAO!

 

[littleswoll]

Ha ha its all fun and games until someone gets caught with there pants down.

 

[Twitched]

That is an infamous way to get out of hte trouble.


"Copping to a lesser charge.".


Back when I was in highschool, me and a buddy had a shoebox out with a quarter pound of weed in it sitting on his bed..

His dad barges in for some reason.. and we snap it shut.

He says "What is in that box!".

And in a stroke of brilliance, my bud hangs his head and says.. "Womens panties.."

His dad got all embarrassed and left..



twitched

 

[littleswoll]

A QP I would've freaked out. Good recovery.

 

[justbigger]

Hey golfer you go to LSU i am assuming

 

[gilly6993-recreatedbygeorge]

 

[Distortion]

you should have said, "Nope bob, my ass is still way harrier, and my hot straight girlfriend agrees"

 

[lonewulf]

reminds me of that scene in naked gun

 

[waterboy]

 

[Hugh Gellatts]

One night a classmate of mine called and asked me to talk him through his first steroid injection....the next morning he limps into class wearing his tight jeans and baby gap muscle shirt (must have already been feeling the hugeness..LOL) and yells across the room "Hey Hugh, damn my ass hurts from last night." needless to say i did not get any play from any chicks in that class.

 

[SONNY SIXKILLER]

"HEY DOES'NT ANYBODY KNOCK AROUND HERE?" CLASSIC LINE FROM "FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH". KINDA FITS YOUR SCENARIO.

 

[rippedtrojan]

One night a classmate of mine called and asked me to talk him through his first steroid injection....the next morning he limps into class wearing his tight jeans and baby gap muscle shirt (must have already been feeling the hugeness..LOL) and yells across the room "Hey Hugh, damn my ass hurts from last night." needless to say i did not get any play from any chicks in that class.

NOW THAT'S FUNNY SHEEIT

 

[Maxx Out]

One night a classmate of mine called and asked me to talk him through his first steroid injection....the next morning he limps into class wearing his tight jeans and baby gap muscle shirt (must have already been feeling the hugeness..LOL) and yells across the room "Hey Hugh, damn my ass hurts from last night." needless to say i did not get any play from any chicks in that class.

Damn, that is some funny shit! lol...lol...lol...lol...

 

[Trevdog]

I think it was in "Changing places" when Eddie Murphy said to the two investor guys "So you guys are a couple of faggots right?"

 

[double o seven]

you should have said "ya, thats definately a pimple"

007

 

[P-CURLS]

all i can say is you 2 must be pretty good friends. if you are willing to shoot his hairy ass up with some juice, and get caught. i bet you guys will never forget that shit! lol.

 

[Distortion]

lol what if he came in a few seconds later.. and ur bud said.. yeah thanks for sticking it in me.

rofl

 

[littleswoll]

The funny shit is when I went to work today I seen the same doc, I couldn't help but laugh. I walked over to him and tried to start a conversation he didn't have too much to say.

 

[supertech69]

Better watch it , now you'll have all the homos hitting on you. The doc may want a piece of that action! I don't think I could help a friend with that. If I were him I'd find a chick to do it for me. Or just quit being a pussy & do it himself.

 

[Lord_Suston]

When i lived in the dorms a few years ago i gave my frined chris a shot of sust, he complained about ass pain all night to my friend Mike. Later on I fucked the chick from downstairs, ya know the hot girl who live downstairs who's a sex freak.... The next Day she's in my friends sweetroom and Mike and my boy chris, I walk in and sit down and chris sits right behind Laura. Next thing i know is I hear Mike say "Yo Lord_Suston (not my real name duh) You Got To go Easy on that Ass, i heard you ripped that shit up hard last night" Laura runs out of the room and Chris is laughing and Mike is saying why did she run out, I had to explain I fucked he in the ass yesterday..... Talk about bad timing....