Do you smokers realize...

[Y_lifter]

how bad you smell when you come back from a smoke break???

I just passed someone in the hall coming back inside from their 14th smoke break
of the day, and damn, he had some funk going on..

Just curious if you realize "It aint pretty"...

 

[manny78]

they should realize how bad they smell, how they could use that money instead......

 

[naturally anabolic]

for shits and giggles i will stand with a bottle of bathroom deodorizing spray and indulge my need to spray those bastards till they are dripping with smelly goodness

 

[frorider6]

*pulling over my soapbox*

I hate that fucking ash tray smell. One guy I work with smokes about every hour and he always reeks of ashtray. Yesterday, we had some fucking mandatory meeting for our business group. Lo and behold, some fat disgusting piece of shit that just finished a pack before walking in decides to sit by me. He was foul. I think they should have a seperate section for smokers just so I don't have to smell their funk.

*leaving soapbox out for later use*

 

[satanic goatslayer]

After smoking I bathe in a tub of corrosive substances while reminiscing about Tweeter and the Monkey Man. I find this eliminates many of the foul odors associated with smoking.

Exfoliation.

 

[Y_lifter]

*Borrowing Fro's Soapbox*

And don't even get me started on that unforgettable reek of the ladies that
think they can cover it up with the $3.00 Walmart perfume...

*Returning Fro's Soapbox with a "thank you very much"*

 

[saint808]

I recently started smoking again because i hate those truth commercials so much... you know how much carbon monoxide is in airplane exhaust?

 

[Y_lifter]

you know how much carbon monoxide is in airplane exhaust?

And lets not forget Protein Farts...

 

[dballer]

I buy little kids Salems.

 

[Crazier]

3 months and 10 days without the smokes now!!!

And damn... you're right Y_Lifter... smokers smell like shit. But, when you are one... you have no idea how shitty you smell.

It's nasty as hell.
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