Do you smokers realize...

[Y_lifter]

how bad you smell when you come back from a smoke break???

I just passed someone in the hall coming back inside from their 14th smoke break
of the day, and damn, he had some funk going on..

Just curious if you realize "It aint pretty"...

 

[manny78]

they should realize how bad they smell, how they could use that money instead......

 

[naturally anabolic]

for shits and giggles i will stand with a bottle of bathroom deodorizing spray and indulge my need to spray those bastards till they are dripping with smelly goodness

 

[frorider6]

*pulling over my soapbox*

I hate that fucking ash tray smell. One guy I work with smokes about every hour and he always reeks of ashtray. Yesterday, we had some fucking mandatory meeting for our business group. Lo and behold, some fat disgusting piece of shit that just finished a pack before walking in decides to sit by me. He was foul. I think they should have a seperate section for smokers just so I don't have to smell their funk.

*leaving soapbox out for later use*

 

[satanic goatslayer]

After smoking I bathe in a tub of corrosive substances while reminiscing about Tweeter and the Monkey Man. I find this eliminates many of the foul odors associated with smoking.

Exfoliation.

 

[Y_lifter]

*Borrowing Fro's Soapbox*

And don't even get me started on that unforgettable reek of the ladies that
think they can cover it up with the $3.00 Walmart perfume...

*Returning Fro's Soapbox with a "thank you very much"*

 

[saint808]

I recently started smoking again because i hate those truth commercials so much... you know how much carbon monoxide is in airplane exhaust?

 

[Y_lifter]

you know how much carbon monoxide is in airplane exhaust?

And lets not forget Protein Farts...

 

[dballer]

I buy little kids Salems.

 

[Crazier]

3 months and 10 days without the smokes now!!!

And damn... you're right Y_Lifter... smokers smell like shit. But, when you are one... you have no idea how shitty you smell.

It's nasty as hell.
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[WODIN]

Way to go crazier...it's one of those smells you end up hating with a passion!

 

[Mikey]

Got you all beat, guy at work smokes at home, smokes all day at work, baths every other day, and wears the sames clothes two days in a row. NOW THAT's RANK. Who brought the ash tray into the office?

 

[big4life]

I grew up with both my parents smoking and I can't stand the smell of it. They never noticed because they were around it all the time. Once I got out I really noticed how bad cigg. smoke was.

 

[addickt]

I agree with the cigarettes stuff . That is a nasty ass habit..

Nothing quite like the smell of a nice Hydro bud, burnt from a makeshift bong though.

 

[FarBeyondDriven]

I agree with the cigarettes stuff . That is a nasty ass habit..

Nothing quite like the smell of a nice Hydro bud, burnt from a makeshift bong though.

DITTO!!!

 

[buckydingdong]

I smoked cigarettes/cigars for about a year, i got started when i found out how good it feels to smoke a cig about 10-15 minutes after a spliff or some bong-hits. glad I stopped though. I haven't smoked herb since new years. Its been over 4 months and i still get "cravings" to smoke every damn day, many times a day as wel. Does this shit ever go away?

I guess its kinda like if i never got laid again, i'd miss that like hell for the rest of my days too i suppose...does the urge to get blazed stick with you like that? PS I toked 2 years straight if it makes any difference

 

[b fold the truth]

Can't stand cigarette smoke. Why is it that if you smoke...you get more breaks? Seems to be what takes place here.

"Hey big guy...I'll be right back, I'm gonna take a smoke break."

At one of the guard shacks here...they smoke inside of it with the doors closed...all day and night..constantly. The papers in there have yellowed and they wonder why I will NOT work down at the other guard shack. Just be considerate...

B True

 

[Drizzt]

Hahah bfold you da man for noticing that. The main reason I started smoking is so I could get off the phones at work "call center". The non smokers are like chained down to the phone all day, I on the other hand am allowed to go smoke because I always have a simple retort if they say 'You can't go on a break yet' it goes a lil something like this "If you allow me to smoke at my desk I will never leave, until then I need to take a smoke break" It never fails =). I do need to quit though it really isn't a attractive habit. I go through a pack about every 3 days so its not like I smoke that often but once is to often. Lates

Drizz

 

[rippedtrojan]

I recently started smoking again because i hate those truth commercials so much... you know how much carbon monoxide is in airplane exhaust?

those truth commercials are just gay. oh, i don't smoke cigarettes.

 

[Taps]

When I was a heavy smoker I never noticed the smell. These days I might smoke 2-3/week, and I always feel like I need a shower afterwards.

It really is a disgusting habbit.

 

[buckydingdong]

Haha I totally feel that Taps, Since I quit smoking cigarettes i have smoked on 2 different occasions in 3.5 months while with other people, just to see how it treated me now - 1) tastes non-good 2) makes your body, hands esp! smell like dammit, and causes a fierce desire to shower that off of myself!


It disappoints me a lot now to see a gorgeous girl on campus, right as she's pulling out a smoke.

 

[spongebob]

"sorry to ruin your party lt. dan, but she taste like cigarettes"

 

[wlibbe]

I totally agree-it is so nasty!!! Especially now that I am pregnant it really bothers me. The people I work with all smoke in our parking garage right next to the door to go in and it is so disgusting walking through there-I have to hold my breath. YUCK!!