NO...you ever hear the phrase "EAT SHIT AND DIE"?
As someone with a background in Physical Therapy and Athletic Training..I'm well aware of all the nerve endings around the log launcher. Butt, there's no way I'm going to mix fudge in Willie Wonka's fudge factory. WAY TOO many staph diseases associated with feces.
Yeah doc...I was sucking my girlfriend's shit last weekend and now I have a sore throat. I don't know why...do you?
Lick it...lap it...pet it..pat it...flick it...prick it...fuck it...suck it...but don't ever go up shit creek with your tongue paddle.