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Do YOU know what the Twilight Zone is?
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havoc said:
Was it like a madhouse?
TheProject
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anya said:
I don't know, but somewhere in a lonely hotel room there's a guy starting to realize that eternal fate has turned its back on him.
I'm not positive.. but I'm pretty sure I was in the Twilight Zone not too long ago when I asked at the front desk of my gym about getting a bodyfat % test done and they had NO idea what I was talking about. They were looking at me like I'd said something in swahili. I went on to explain (thinking maybe they use a different term?) But no. Apparantly they'd just never heard of it. "We have a scale.. is that what you want?" 
Seashell said:I'm not positive.. but I'm pretty sure I was in the Twilight Zone not too long ago when I asked at the front desk of my gym about getting a bodyfat % test done and they had NO idea what I was talking about. They were looking at me like I'd said something in swahili. I went on to explain (thinking maybe they use a different term?) But no. Apparantly they'd just never heard of it. "We have a scale.. is that what you want?"
Still self conscious about BBQ ripping on you about your thighs?
Where you been bro?
T
The Shadow
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Yep.....its where females and logic are joined for a nano-second.
Seashell said:Please. My thighs are hot.Though I am still walking like an idiot cause they're sore, which takes a bit away from the hotness.. anyway. Have you found your car yet?
Answer my question you mongoloid. Where you been orb?
About my car, still looking bro. Maybe I parked it near the local EAT MY ASS..
Seashell said:Please. My thighs are hot.
PICS!
Seashell said:
You're so grouchy in the morning Zorro.. And..did you just call me a mongoloid?
I've been busy, lots of crazy Easter family stuff, (my team lost the egg-hunt this year, grr!) and then I got the flu. Okay?
Just messin around yo. Chill. I was just curious.
Egg hunt? Are you 4?
TheProject
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Good to see Xero is still obsessed with the man-ass.
From Zero said:
Hey, the egg-hunt is serious business. There's about 40 of us, youngest is 18 and the oldest, early 60's. Full contact, cheating as you see fit, egg-hunt.
My team would have won but my aunt kept getting stuck in the lawn with her high heels, which slowed us down. Next year, everyone better have appropriate footwear.
Seashell said:
Hey, the egg-hunt is serious business. There's about 40 of us, youngest is 18 and the oldest, early 60's. Full contact, cheating as you see fit, egg-hunt.
My team would have won but my aunt kept getting stuck in the lawn with her high heels, which slowed us down. Next year, everyone better have appropriate footwear.
Egg hunt LOL I mean that is great!!
I am bitter this year about Easter. My sister always makes me a bag full of choc the same as all the nieces and nephews get.
Well I put it by the front door and when I go to leave, its gone. One of the little bastards stole it!!!!!
Hope they got a sore tummy the little bastard!!!!
Bigdawg1468 said:Egg hunt LOL I mean that is great!!
I am bitter this year about Easter. My sister always makes me a bag full of choc the same as all the nieces and nephews get.
Well I put it by the front door and when I go to leave, its gone. One of the little bastards stole it!!!!!
Hope they got a sore tummy the little bastard!!!!
lol, you should know better than to leave chocolate unattended...
Seashell said:Everyone but you apparantly ..
I am the favourite uncle!!!!! You don't steal from the favourite uncle!!!!!
Hmmmm never thought about the mom's, my other sisters and cousins do like choc.......
Seashell said:Oh yeah, what was I thinking?! Otherwise you don't get to go for rides on his bike. It was clearly a mom. But which one? I doubt it was your sister, she has those hot leather pants, and there's no room for chocolate in there.
Yea you are right it wouldn't be my little sis, she is a vain as me LOL
This is no laughing matter though, it was filled with cadbury mini eggs!!!!! I need to get to the bottom of this!!!!
I paid the kids to steal it BigCuddly I was doing you a favour! 
TheProject
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I'm sitting her waiting; the gun's still warm. Maybe my connection is tired of taking chances.
You boobos have jacked the ass out of my boy Havoc's thread.
Werd
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Thanks for the laughs. This is by far, the funniest thread I have read in awhile.
Heels getting stuck in the lawn - egghunt cheating - I have tears rolling down my face!
You guys are ALMOST as funny as my own kids and nephews/niece. Holy Canoli, I just realized that (if it is in the stars) pretty soon I will be coming home to SEVEN KIDS ages nearly 12 down to just about 4 every single day!!!!
Hehehehehehehehheheheheheeee
Thanks again for making me laugh today.
Heels getting stuck in the lawn - egghunt cheating - I have tears rolling down my face!
You guys are ALMOST as funny as my own kids and nephews/niece. Holy Canoli, I just realized that (if it is in the stars) pretty soon I will be coming home to SEVEN KIDS ages nearly 12 down to just about 4 every single day!!!!
Hehehehehehehehheheheheheeee
Thanks again for making me laugh today.
Werd
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Bigdawg1468 said:Oh no you didn't!!!!!
laughing at starving man who didn't get his cadbury eggs!! I am appalled!!!!!
You know what I got sick on the other night when I made a trip to the grocery store? Yup, sick to my stomach before I ever made it home (a 5 minute drive).
*EASTER CANDY IS ON MAJOR SALE*
COVER YOUR EARS!!!!!
CADBURY MINI EGGS!!!!
