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Frackal
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Stupid Joke.
Do you know this joke? ( i hope i'm not out of line)
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TheSalami
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you only think i hate you because you are such a fucking pussy you cant take a little shit talk. maybe if you didnt cry like a bitch all the time you could act a little more like a samurai warrior that you aspire to become. your life has everything going for it? wow your gonna be a professional backcracker and you are already scared to go to school in atlanta. you easily sound like more of a homo than may1010 does. ill pass on the licking of your water chestnuts but maybe may or johnny would be interested.
McBainXVII
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that joke = shithouse
while on the subject, here's another one 
A bodybuilder picks up a woman at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and the woman says, "What a great chest you have."
The bodybuilder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite."
He takes off his pants and the woman says, "What massive calves you have."
The bodybuilder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite."
He then takes off his underwear and the woman goes running and screaming out of the apartment. The bodybuilder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He finally catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment.
The woman replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short your fuse was.
A bodybuilder picks up a woman at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and the woman says, "What a great chest you have."
The bodybuilder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite."
He takes off his pants and the woman says, "What massive calves you have."
The bodybuilder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite."
He then takes off his underwear and the woman goes running and screaming out of the apartment. The bodybuilder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He finally catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment.
The woman replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short your fuse was.
Thanks... here is one for the ladies 
A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and says, 'Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?' The big woman replies, 'Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm blonde, six feet tall, 210 lbs, and I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder. The blonde woman sitting next to me is 6'2', weighs 220 lbs, and she's an ex-professional wrestler. Next to her is a blonde who's 6'5', weighs 250 lbs, and she's a current professional kick boxer. Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?'
The guy thinks about it a second and says, 'No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times.'
A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and says, 'Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?' The big woman replies, 'Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm blonde, six feet tall, 210 lbs, and I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder. The blonde woman sitting next to me is 6'2', weighs 220 lbs, and she's an ex-professional wrestler. Next to her is a blonde who's 6'5', weighs 250 lbs, and she's a current professional kick boxer. Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?'
The guy thinks about it a second and says, 'No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times.'
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Frackal
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I got a joke for you.
Alpha Q is at the gay bar and he get's raped by 5 juiced up bulls with 12 inch cocks.
Alpha Q is at the gay bar and he get's raped by 5 juiced up bulls with 12 inch cocks.
