do you have one of those faces?

[stilleto]

the kind where people think they can say anything to you?

i do.

today a woman (dyke) that works in our shipping department told me "girl, sexiness just comes out of your pores."

wow. ok. I never made any indication that it would be ok to say that to me, but thanks.

my boss told me that she's getting rid of my coworker for not pulling her weight. then told me not to say anything.

someone at the deli started telling me (for no reason) that she had a child that died at birth 10 years ago.

and some youngish looking (maybe 20?) nerdy boy in the grocery store just walked up to me and said I looked exactly like a teacher he used to have a crush on.

I didn't feel like talking to anyone.

 

[SaladFork]

I walk around with a frown and pissed look on my face like i'm about to snap at anytime. It works, no one talks to me

 

[Smurfy]

no.but total strangers always tell me to "smile". i guess i dont smile when im just walking around in the store or at the gym. the fuck's there to smile about? that's some stupid shit right there.
oh , let me smile because i love this sale on large navel oranges. 2 for a dollar.

wtf?

 

[all the whey]

the kind where people think they can say anything to you?

i do.

today a woman (dyke) that works in our shipping department told me "girl, sexiness just comes out of your pores."

wow. ok. I never made any indication that it would be ok to say that to me, but thanks.

my boss told me that she's getting rid of my coworker for not pulling her weight. then told me not to say anything.

someone at the deli started telling me (for no reason) that she had a child that died at birth 10 years ago.

and some youngish looking (maybe 20?) nerdy boy in the grocery store just walked up to me and said I looked exactly like a teacher he used to have a crush on.

I didn't feel like talking to anyone.

 

[stilleto]

no.but total strangers always tell me to "smile". i guess i dont smile when im just walking around in the store or at the gym. the fuck's there to smile about? that's some stupid shit right there.
oh , let me smile because i love this sale on large navel oranges. 2 for a dollar.

wtf?

i hate that. don't fucking tell me what to do with my facial muscles.

although people rarely tell me to smile, they just tell me about their dead babies and sexual attractions.

Oh, i forgot another. I told another coworker that I need an assistant and he said "i need a ball washer".

yeah, TMI dude.

 

[MichaelScott]

you look like a mod i have a crush on

 

[jnevin]

I have a face that makes people think they know me when I've never seen them before. I'll get asked if I went to whatever highschool in east bumfuck, I'll say no, I grew up in Philly, then they'll say no I didn't because I look like whoever the fuck.

 

[needtogetarmy]

Don't take a shower for about a week and see if people still want to talk to you.

 

[Burning_Inside]

I'm tall and imposing when i have a neutral look on my face (it's all in the eye area, but if i widen my eyes and smile a bit i look oh so adorable)) so no one ever strikes up conversation with me unless they are mentally handicapped (seriously) those guys talk to anyone about anything.

 

[jnevin]

I'm tall and imposing when i have a neutral look on my face (it's all in the eye area, but if i widen my eyes and smile a bit i look oh so adorable)) so no one ever strikes up conversation with me unless they are mentally handicapped (seriously) those guys talk to anyone about anything.

They probably think you'll be on their wavelength.

 

[all the whey]

I'm tall and imposing when i have a neutral look on my face (it's all in the eye area, but if i widen my eyes and smile a bit i look oh so adorable)) so no one ever strikes up conversation with me unless they are mentally handicapped (seriously) those guys talk to anyone about anything.

Ah..That Burning_Inside..So witty and smart..

 

[Stefka]

On my very first day of my old job my boss told me about her stalker ex, her miscarriage and an abortion she had when she was 17. At first I thought she was just one of those people who loved to talk about her fucked up life. But in actuality, I was the only one she was sharing her secrets with. It was like I was her friggin therapist. I should have been paid extra for that.

 

[stilleto]

you look like a mod i have a crush on

digger and I don't look alike at all dear.

 

[gettin_big]

No i don't have one of those faces.
I get the "you should smile more" I just normally smirk nod my head and move on.
Or people are afraid to approch me, but when people get to know me they had no idea i was such a down to earth guy.
I heard it takes more muscles to frown than to smile, I just want my face to be ripped like a mofo too. LOL

 

[all the whey]

digger and I don't look alike at all dear.

You can say that again!

 

[stilleto]

I'm tall and imposing when i have a neutral look on my face (it's all in the eye area, but if i widen my eyes and smile a bit i look oh so adorable)) so no one ever strikes up conversation with me unless they are mentally handicapped (seriously) those guys talk to anyone about anything.

I've been invited to sex toy parties by women i don't even like, and they think *I* of all people will love it.
what the hell gives them the impression i won't run screaming from the room?

i'm not tall or short or mean or goofy. i'm rather quite and consistently, but normally happy. i think i just attract retards.


like all the whey.

 

[stilleto]

You can say that again!

digger and I don't look alike at all dear.

 

[all the whey]

digger and I don't look alike at all dear.

Thank you.

 

[stilleto]

Thank you.

^
case in point.

 

[blueta2]

 

[Burning_Inside]

Ah..That Burning_Inside..So witty and smart..

sonofabitchalready

 

[BIGBUCK$]

def not way too many scars on this mug lol

 

[fistfullofsteel]

the kind where people think they can say anything to you?

i do.

today a woman (dyke) that works in our shipping department told me "girl, sexiness just comes out of your pores."

wow. ok. I never made any indication that it would be ok to say that to me, but thanks.

my boss told me that she's getting rid of my coworker for not pulling her weight. then told me not to say anything.

someone at the deli started telling me (for no reason) that she had a child that died at birth 10 years ago.

and some youngish looking (maybe 20?) nerdy boy in the grocery store just walked up to me and said I looked exactly like a teacher he used to have a crush on.

I didn't feel like talking to anyone.

typical woman bitching. suck it up and live with it. poor baby, my heart bleeds for you.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

show us your tits and you will like it

 

[redshirt27se]

i dont give off the impression that it's okay to talk to me, ever.

 

[Cal_21]

the kind where people think they can say anything to you?

i do.

today a woman (dyke) that works in our shipping department told me "girl, sexiness just comes out of your pores."

wow. ok. I never made any indication that it would be ok to say that to me, but thanks.

my boss told me that she's getting rid of my coworker for not pulling her weight. then told me not to say anything.

someone at the deli started telling me (for no reason) that she had a child that died at birth 10 years ago.

and some youngish looking (maybe 20?) nerdy boy in the grocery store just walked up to me and said I looked exactly like a teacher he used to have a crush on.

I didn't feel like talking to anyone.

 

[Sub-Zero]

people used to talk to me about shit, now everyone glares at me, looks away and ignores me. its sort of lonely

 

[ceo]

I have a face that makes people think they know me when I've never seen them before. I'll get asked if I went to whatever highschool in east bumfuck, I'll say no, I grew up in Philly, then they'll say no I didn't because I look like whoever the fuck.

I get that too.

That and I got told for a while that I looked like Drew Brees (minus the birthmark).

I got, "Excuse me sir, you look just like Peyton Manning," once from a doorman at a bar too.

I look more like Drew though.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

depends on my mood, and if im smiling. when my face is neutral, i look moody. when i smile, people either love me or want to beat me up

weird

 

[bottleneckblooz]

no.but total strangers always tell me to "smile". i guess i dont smile when im just walking around in the store or at the gym. the fuck's there to smile about? that's some stupid shit right there.
oh , let me smile because i love this sale on large navel oranges. 2 for a dollar.

wtf?

That happens to me too all the fucking time! I hate it!!

 

[stilleto]

I get that too.

That and I got told for a while that I looked like Drew Brees (minus the birthmark).

I got, "Excuse me sir, you look just like Peyton Manning," once from a doorman at a bar too.

I look more like Drew though.

^
nice.

I would never tell a stranger they look like anyone. although, i don't often talk to people i don't know.

 

[Smurfy]

^
nice.

I would never tell a stranger they look like anyone. although, i don't often talk to people i don't know.

exactly!

 

[silverstar1025]

no.but total strangers always tell me to "smile". i guess i dont smile when im just walking around in the store or at the gym. the fuck's there to smile about? that's some stupid shit right there.
oh , let me smile because i love this sale on large navel oranges. 2 for a dollar.

wtf?

Omg this happens to me all the time. Should I always be walking around with a damn smile on my face??!?! I think I tend to look a little sad though too because of my thin pouty mouth so I guess that is why they always tell me to smile or cheer up. I am not upset or mad people I am just not smiling!

 

[jerseyrugger76]

no.but total strangers always tell me to "smile". i guess i dont smile when im just walking around in the store or at the gym. the fuck's there to smile about? that's some stupid shit right there.
oh , let me smile because i love this sale on large navel oranges. 2 for a dollar.

wtf?

For some unknown reason, this happened to me a lot at the few gay bars in the town in which I went to grad school. I could be sitting there waiting for a friend, enjoying my drink, and/or watching the game on tv and, inevitably, some jerkoff would say, "Smile! It's not that bad." My response was usually, "Well, it wasn't until you said that, asshole."

 

[heatherrae]

the kind where people think they can say anything to you?

i do.

today a woman (dyke) that works in our shipping department told me "girl, sexiness just comes out of your pores."

wow. ok. I never made any indication that it would be ok to say that to me, but thanks.

my boss told me that she's getting rid of my coworker for not pulling her weight. then told me not to say anything.

someone at the deli started telling me (for no reason) that she had a child that died at birth 10 years ago.

and some youngish looking (maybe 20?) nerdy boy in the grocery store just walked up to me and said I looked exactly like a teacher he used to have a crush on.

I didn't feel like talking to anyone.

I get the same thing. People whom I hardly know or absolute strangers just start spouting off all their deepest problem, fears, hopes, dreams, etc. It is odd. I've never figured out why. I guess I just look like an understanding person.

 

[blueta2]

I get the same thing. People whom I hardly know or absolute strangers just start spouting off all their deepest problem, fears, hopes, dreams, etc. It is odd. I've never figured out why. I guess I just look like an understanding person.

You know what, I can see it. You do have a friendly face and I rarely talk to strangers, but would prob talk to you if I saw you in a line or in a waiting room.
You're very approachable and that's a good thing.

 

[digimon7068]

no.but total strangers always tell me to "smile".

me too. . .and everytime someone says it i have to choke back the almost uncontrollable urge to punch them in the fucking head and then (while i'm standing on their throat) tell them to mind their own fucking business. . .

hey letto! wassup?

 

[smt]

I get the same thing, I've even been asked by people if they could call me and talk some more. I am a good listener though, people probably immediately feel comfortable talking to me. I generally appear approachable and not usually at all intimidating or unapproachable.

 

[smt]

I get that too.

That and I got told for a while that I looked like Drew Brees (minus the birthmark).

I got, "Excuse me sir, you look just like Peyton Manning," once from a doorman at a bar too.

I look more like Drew though.

That has happened to me also. When Neve Campbell was on TV all the time, I was always being told I looked like her. I haven't heard it in a while, but she's not on TV much now.

http://i16.tinypic.com/7ygvxpf.jpg

 

[digimon7068]

i have a buttizz face. . .

 

[Bummin]

That has happened to me also. When Neve Campbell was on TV all the time, I was always being told I looked like her. I haven't heard it in a while, but she's not on TV much now.

http://i16.tinypic.com/7ygvxpf.jpg

I get this all the time strangers stoping me saying I look just like Peter Griffin.

 

[all the whey]

You know what, I can see it. You do have a friendly face and I rarely talk to strangers, but would prob talk to you if I saw you in a line or in a waiting room.
You're very approachable and that's a good thing.

Yes, HR does seem very approachable. It probably is a big reason she is so successful.

 

[heatherrae]

You know what, I can see it. You do have a friendly face and I rarely talk to strangers, but would prob talk to you if I saw you in a line or in a waiting room.
You're very approachable and that's a good thing.

Thanks. =-)

I would rather be the gal that is so gorgeous that people are afraid to talk to her, though....LOLOLOLOL.

 

[ceo]

^
nice.

I would never tell a stranger they look like anyone. although, i don't often talk to people i don't know.

The Drew Brees comments were from people I know. Mostly co-workers, but I told my wife and showed her a pic of him and she said I do look like him.

I used to hear that I looked "mean" (although no one would tell me to my face). I decided I needed to relax my face and smile more. I sometimes forget this though.

You probably don't get that at all. You're approachable and friendly and that's why people just open up to you.