There is an obese man in the cubicle next to mine. He has no manners whatsoever, eats with his mouth open. And he eats all day long, goes through a bag of Dorito’s a day, gets lunch from McDonalds every day, drinks soda constantly, and every sip is followed by a loud “…AHHH!!!!”. When he eats he sounds like he is making love to himself, making all kinds of grunts and noises. He burps and coughs all day long, every time he moves in his chair he sounds like he is out of breath. He is on his third chair this year, broke two already. When he walks to the bathroom he always gets winded from the exertion of simply walking.