Do you ever feel like tappin dat ass?

[pintoca]

OK, I'm married, a father of a baby (14 months) I loveto death and all that's good stuff.

However, cannot resist, from time to time to check some girls out (I guess is human nature) and as long as you don't eat, you can peruse the menu, right?

Anyway, I was right now in Walmart ( ) and couldn't help but notice this plumpish girl, hell, "girl" might be pushing it, probably 30s... she was not a "beauty" according to the current "beauty canons" but she had more curves than an 8. WTF? she had the tighest jeans and top... boobage all over the place too. I caught myself thinking "DAMN, I already lost count of the ways I'd tap dat ass..."

WTF is wrong with me?

HELP!!!

 

[Freak Nasty]

Nothing. Your human

 

[Gymgurl]

You have been hanging out here way to much lol j/k.....first of all it is NORMAL to check out women evenif you are married....you are not dead just married....second...what is wrong with curves? What is wrong with a woman being a little plump? Everything you said tells me that you are a normal man....

 

[pintoca]

You have been hanging out here way to much lol j/k.....first of all it is NORMAL to check out women evenif you are married....you are not dead just married....second...what is wrong with curves? What is wrong with a woman being a little plump? Everything you said tells me that you are a normal man....

I LOVE me some plumpyness!!! yay.

curves are the best thing since sliced bread

 

[obiwan9962]

enjoy it while you can
one day you won't be interested anymore

 

[pintoca]

enjoy it while you can
one day you won't be interested anymore

Then it's viagra time

oder?

 

[Gymgurl]

What Pinto won't be interested in the kitty? Maybe he will prefer the cawk

 

[pintoca]

What Pinto won't be interested in the kitty? Maybe he will prefer the cawk

now THAT is an idea

for me to poo on

 

[nycgirl]

Actually, I'm more surprised that there is a Walmart in Germany.

You are human.

 

[pintoca]

Actually, I'm more surprised that there is a Walmart in Germany.

You are human.

http://www.walmartgermany.de/

lol @ Die Preise bleiben unten. Immer

that is, Always low prices. Always (actually, it's more like The prices remain low. Always)

 

[manny78]

Married but not burried. But please stop hanging out at WalMart....

 

[pintoca]

Married but not burried. But please stop hanging out at WalMart....

I went for diapers and tuna

How is that for lunch time?

 

[dullboy]

a married man who thinks about hittin' some strange???

that hardly ever happens...

 

[Longhorn85]

Marriage, Walmart and Plumpage appreciation props to you

 

[Dial_tone]

I'll tell you one that scared the hell out of me. Last summer I was dating a 38 year old chick from match.com. I was 40 at the time. On the 2nd or 3rd date she had promised one of her ex's she would go see his band play. I had no problem with that so we went.
Real tiny club so everyone there is mostly family/friends of the bands playing. After a while my date introduces me to her ex's daughter (from someone else). This girl is cute as hell. She's wearing tight low rise jeans and a cutoff boob hugging top that expose a hip tattoo, voluptuous in that "probably could've stood to lose 10 lbs" way that I *love* with an absolutely perfect applebottom ass. I would have totally hit the daylights outta that girl. I played it cool but in my mind I'm thinking OMFG....I am that old perverted guy!.

 

[Cutiebaby]

Pint, it happens to all men. I dont think that they would be normal if they did not check out other females.

 

[Longhorn85]

This girl is cute as hell. She's wearing tight low rise jeans and a cutoff boob hugging top that expose a hip tattoo, voluptuous in that "probably could've stood to lose 10 lbs" way that I *love* with an absolutely perfect applebottom ass. I would have totally hit the daylights outta that girl.

Hey, if it doesn't work out with momma...

 

[swole]

it's ok pintoca.

i feel the same way about my sister's 16 year old friends

 

[Techbaseball]

Married but not burried. But please stop hanging out at WalMart....

Man... i swear.....Walmart always has fine looking women. I'm always surprised when I go there and forget what I wanted to buy cuz im eyeballin females.


--Techbaseball

 

[cuthroat]

it's ok pintoca.

i feel the same way about my sister's 16 year old friends

Same here man, same here

 

[pintoca]

it's ok pintoca.

i feel the same way about my sister's 16 year old friends

pics of eyetalian hotties are mandatory after a post of that nature.

 

[tsuwr927]

Man... i swear.....Walmart always has fine looking women. I'm always surprised when I go there and forget what I wanted to buy cuz im eyeballin females.


--Techbaseball

shit....where i come from the only women that shop at walmart are the 400 lb. toothless wives of hillbillies pickin up some seasoning for the squirrels their husbands just shot........maybe you like them that way though.....

 

[obiwan9962]

shit....where i come from the only women that shop at walmart are the 400 lb. toothless wives of hillbillies pickin up some seasoning for the squirrels their husbands just shot........maybe you like them that way though.....

be nice to soK