I'm fairly sure that any creature I conceived would be evil. Particularly if it was female. It would probably claw it's way out through my belly button and kill a nurse or something.
But I want to name my children awful names so that everyone makes fun of them. Kids love that.
Woah and I just noticed that someone said Dick Johnson would be a cool name. I was being serious. He acctually joined the army and became Private Dick Johnson.