do any of you lesbians own birkenstocks?

[stilleto]

how did those slippers hurt your feet?

Holy mother of baby jesus, there is a giant lump on the bottom. it's like an arch support, but in the middle of the shoe.

i swear my feet are bruised.

i need a good n plenty.

 

[miplank]

Holy mother of baby jesus, there is a giant lump on the bottom. it's like an arch support, but in the middle of the shoe.

i swear my feet are bruised.

i need a good n plenty.

candy makes it better?

 

[fistfullofsteel]

candy makes it better?

 

[stilleto]

candy makes it better?

candy makes everything better, sunshine.

 

[ricco561]

I found them really hard on the knees as well as the feet.

You're suppose to wear them on your feet, not your knees.

 

[ricco561]

if so, are you crippled now?

because I am. wtf. those are the most uncomfortable shoes ever.
it felt like there was a rock... no... a boulder in my shoe all day. i think the bottom of my feet are bruised.

I have a pair because I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

 

[stilleto]

You're suppose to wear them on your feet, not your knees.

lol


he probably just figured he'd wear them on whatever part of his body he spends the most time on.

 

[miplank]

I have a pair because I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

all this time I thought you were a lesbian in a lesbians body...who'd of thunk

 

[ricco561]

lol


he probably just figured he'd wear them on whatever part of his body he spends the most time on.

He must be climbing the corporate ladder.

 

[ricco561]

all this time I thought you were a lesbian in a lesbians body...who'd of thunk

That's the beauty of my evil plan.