do a cycle of semen?

[variation]

do a cycle off semen?

ok, so I've read.. testosterone, oestrogen, follicle-stimulating hormone, luteinising hormone, prolactin and several different prostaglandins are all found inside a mans semen.. now.. if this is true.. isn't there a way that you could isolate the testosterone from the semen, then once you've collected enough.. bottle it and run an injection cycle?

I know it sounds kind of nasty, but is there a way this can be done? what kind of supplies would be needed to do it? it could be very worthwhile if it doesn't cost too much to do.

 

[_Yossarian_]

lmao

why the fuck would....

nevermind..

 

[casualbb]

You would need dozens of gallons of semen to produce any meaningful amount of test. Buy some porn and clear your schedule.

-casual

 

[THE_BIG_FED]

Buy some porn and clear your schedule.

-casual

ROTFLMAO!

 

[Nelson Montana]

I can see it now -- SPERMOBOLIN.

 

[Paulos]

Best Post ever.

 

[jubei]

Open wide, I've got a free sample from jubei labs.

 

[slobberknocker]

best taken orally

 

[DJ_UFO]

yeah better than injecting it collect it first, then add one tbsp of cum to your oatmeal daily. enjoy father's milk!

 

[JibbyJabba]

And the show has reached a new low.

 

[sk*]

WHAT THE FUCK???

-sk

 

[pitbullstl]

Best Post ever.

Very close indeed....but still no Clambuterol!!!

 

[liftsiron1]

And the cycle wouldn't cost you a cent, it might take up some of your free time, hanging at the gay bars and all. Besides it may be hard to injest a gallon of spunk all at once.

 

[guards]

I have now heard everythign

 

[Zoomster]

WHAT THE FUCK???

-sk

Exactly what I was going to say.

Just when you think you have heard everything.

 

[Seth28]

"That not only made no sense at all, but everyone in this room is now dumber having listened to you" Billy Madison

 

[doctor bicep]

best taken orally

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[MeLikeProp]

lmfao......i give my girl free samples all the time...no wonder she has been getting swoll here lately

 

[variation]

if taken orally, I think you will need to add some 17-aa to survive the liver

 

[AustinTX]

I can see it now -- SPERMOBOLIN.

Or SPERMALYSE; since the prostaglandins could help with localized fat loss too.

Nah, LutaBolin sounds better and won't remind you that you're injecting sperm.

 

[DepressiveJuice]

you can take it as a suppository if you want to avoid the liver...

 

[pitbullstl]

you can take it as a suppository if you want to avoid the liver...

Man that's just foul.....foul..foul...foul.....

 

[wartime100]

I hope you are joking.

 

[_Yossarian_]

you can take it as a suppository if you want to avoid the liver...

 

[SURFTEXAS]

Wow...Now the real question is still whether or not he was serious...

 

[Johnny Cut]

wow...............................................................................

 

[~ThaGame~]

best taken orally

 

[dzuljas]

bro, semen is full of test! Next time u bust a load u gotta drink that bro, youll grow like a weed!

 

[mranderson]

i dont think it works at least not orally cause my old lady would be freaking huge

 

[lartinos]

Thats how they make andro, except they take it from monkeys.

 

[kwik95gt]

wtf?

hey dude-i think you just wanna play with some semen. I spent 100 bucks and bought 50grams of enanthate. you could make that in one night sucking cocks at the gay bar.

 

[spatts]

Is this safe for women? If so, can I front load? I want to keep my blood levels consistant, so would I need to do this 2-3 times a day to account for the half-life?

Also, what happens if my source goes down?

 

[sk*]

Also, what happens if my source goes down?

Hmm, this is too easy ... but i'll let someone else make the joke.

-sk

 

[THE_BIG_FED]

Is this safe for women? If so, can I front load? I want to keep my blood levels consistant, so would I need to do this 2-3 times a day to account for the half-life?

Also, what happens if my source goes down?

frontload by having 6 guys shoot into your mouth at once. then you can taper down slowly over the following weeks to maybe one guy a few time a week by the 4th week.

 

[easy]

bro, semen is full of test! Next time u bust a load u gotta drink that bro, youll grow like a weed!

I wondewr how many folks are gonaa start doin this now???? This should be a sticky (NO PUN INTENDED).

 

[full_up_qp]

email me and i'll send you a free sample from my lab

 

[LftHndPwrHouse]

I think we all just found the new secret for bridging cycles

Spermabolian! Toss in 30mg of Var and you will never have to come off.

 

[juice4me]

I thought i have heard everything, but this really takes the cake.