dirty hangover thread

[pintoca]

I had 2 drinks last night, woke up like a bed of roses, all thorns

 

[ponyfitness]

Wake up on the couch not knowing how you got home, stagger out to the bathroom to take a leak with the door open and a girl pops her head around the corner you don't recognize and scares the crap out of you. You have a vague recollection of her being far hotter and thinner than she is and she's pissed off because apparently you couldn't perform the night before. You look around and can't find your cell phone or your jacket. No way you are legal to drive because you're still drunk.

What do you do?
What DO you do?

(true story BTW)

 

[wootoom]

in

 

[silverstar1025]

in

Did you wear the black shirt out?

 

[GUARDIAN]

clean & sober

 

[GUESS]

Wake up on the couch not knowing how you got home, stagger out to the bathroom to take a leak with the door open and a girl pops her head around the corner you don't recognize and scares the crap out of you. You have a vague recollection of her being far hotter and thinner than she is and she's pissed off because apparently you couldn't perform the night before. You look around and can't find your cell phone or your jacket. No way you are legal to drive because you're still drunk.

What do you do?
What DO you do?

(true story BTW)

Happened to me too once only difference...the cunts deadbolts on all her doors needed the key to unlock them from the inside so I has to wait for her to get up to let me the Fuck out!!!

 

[binö]

clean & sober

pussy!

 

[wootoom]

Did you wear the black shirt out?

yes

 

[GUARDIAN]

pussy!

i did have a couple of captain and cokes last night with dinner. does that count?

 

[silverstar1025]

yes

Did the chicks dig it?