Ding Dong - The Queer is Dead

[satanic goatslayer]

Ding Dong! The Queer is dead.

Which old Queer? The skinny Queer!

Ding Dong! The skinny Queer is dead!

Wake up - semen head,

Got hit by a car - and now you're dead

Cheer up, the skinny Queer is dead!

He's gone where the homos go,

Below - below - below. To blow!

Let's open up and sing - fly the rainbow flag at half

Ding Dong' the merry-oh,

Sing it high, sing it low.

Let them know The skinny Queer is dead!!

R.I.P - Cocksucker Extrordinaire.

 

[Frackal]

May?

 

[thefantom1]

Hee Hee......... I told you guys May needs his medicine...............

 

[satanic goatslayer]

For those who missed it, May died in a car accident at noon today.

That's what HamsterHider said.

 

[mdd]

whaaaaaat?

 

[KINGKONG69]

id say its bullshit

 

[Milhouse]

I'm sure May's ghost will show up here posting under another name soon.

 

[bouncer]

GS if you ever come to Ireland I invite you for a drink man, your a living legend man.

Bouncer

 

[smallmovesal]

that was fucking funny sg

 

[RyanH]

speechless

 

[MoneyBags]

i have an important question. should a person from the philipines who has asian features be offended by the term chink? the person is philipino and not chinese. what do you think?

 

[strongchick]

WTF?

 

[MoneyBags]

answer my fucking question. i cant believe this fucking shit. why would a philipino give a fuck about the word chink. she isnt fucking chinese.

 

[RyanH]

i have an important question. should a person from the philipines who has asian features be offended by the term chink? the person is philipino and not chinese. what do you think?

you're being a racist, Bags.

Have you heard from Zampon?

 

[Test boy]

GS if you ever come to Ireland I invite you for a drink man, your a living legend man.

Bouncer

SG...don't drink with an Irishman. They are pros. They will lose respect for you if you catch a buzz from say 20 beers.

 

[MoneyBags]

you're being a racist, Bags.

Have you heard from Zampon?

im just asking if the philipino should take it personally. i like racist jokes and shit cause i think its funny. i just dont see how a philipino would be offended by the word chink.

 

[spentagn]

the man drinks absynthe. I doubt beer will do jack shit to him.

 

[PHATchik]

MoneyBags, what happened to make you ask? Besides the obvious of course.

 

[MoneyBags]

MoneyBags, what happened to make you ask? Besides the obvious of course.

something that im obviously going to have to deal with again. it was a shitty fucking situation. i still dont think i said anything wrong. bitch aint chinese.

 

[PHATchik]

Did you say something to her? Or did she just hear you say it to someone else? I'm guessing she went off on you.

 

[MoneyBags]

Did you say something to her? Or did she just hear you say it to someone else? I'm guessing she went off on you.

no one goes off on me. here is the story. so me and about 10 people are in this room and we are watching the yankee game. off to the side on the computer is this philipino chick. i have 5 bucks on the yankees so im going a little crazy yelling shit. here is what i yell when the yankees score their 2 runs "take out johnson!! put in the chink!!" well when i fucking yelled chink it was dead silence. everyone was in complete shock that i said this. i argue that cause the bitch isnt chinese she shouldnt give a shit. she just sat at the computer but she didnt leave with the rest of us so i think she was offended. they all made it like i just said the worst thing ever. of course some said it was awesome and that im fucking crazy but some are more sensitive and are gonna bitch about it.

 

[RyanH]

no one goes off on me. here is the story. so me and about 10 people are in this room and we are watching the yankee game. off to the side on the computer is this philipino chick. i have 5 bucks on the yankees so im going a little crazy yelling shit. here is what i yell when the yankees score their 2 runs "take out johnson!! put in the chink!!" well when i fucking yelled chink it was dead silence. everyone was in complete shock that i said this. i argue that cause the bitch isnt chinese she shouldnt give a shit. she just sat at the computer but she didnt leave with the rest of us so i think she was offended. they all made it like i just said the worst thing ever. of course some said it was awesome and that im fucking crazy but some are more sensitive and are gonna bitch about it.

you put your foot directly into your mouth.

So now you must wage a strong public relations campaign to show that you aren't a racist....For example, get a bumper sticker saying...."Say NO...to POLICE BRUTALITY."

I know you'll make a come-back....you know the art of words....

 

[MoneyBags]

fuck that. i was just talking shit about the pitcher. i wasnt making a broad anti chinese statement. besides the fact that she isnt even chinese. she has asian features but she is a full blown philipino cunt. i dont get pissed if someone makes fun of canadians.

 

[PHATchik]

OK, now I see what you are saying. I have no clue what to tell you. I'm so much help, aren't I? I won't say it was awesome or anything like that. But I can't really judge if a Philipino person would be offended at that name. Some might, some might not. I mean, hell, you're going to find people of any ethnicity that will be offended at something whether it refers to them or not. SO yeah, there's a very good chance you offended her.

 

[strongchick]

fuck that. i was just talking shit about the pitcher. i wasnt making a broad anti chinese statement. besides the fact that she isnt even chinese. she has asian features but she is a full blown philipino cunt. i dont get pissed if someone makes fun of canadians.

and I'm supposedly racist. <big> sigh.

 

[MoneyBags]

and I'm supposedly racist. <big> sigh.

i dont figure im a racist as much as i like saying racists stuff cause i think its funny. i dont mind if anyone says shit about my race. i have lots of friends of different races. i dont think racism really exists.

 

[rushx79]

and I'm supposedly racist. <big> sigh.

yes, yes you are a racist.

dont see why she would be offended, unless shes from hawaii. im living in hawaii now and there are a ton of flips and chinamen. i think theyre kinda sensitive towards each other here, i dont know... i gots no problems with either, as long as theyre cool, then im cool,dig.

 

[MoneyBags]

nah im not a racist.