digger is simply not real.

[juiceddreadlocks]

my friends, enemies, and others on this board. it has come to my attention that our one and only admin down on the level of the rest of us is indeed, a phony.


yes, yes he is.

at this time i cannot disclose the terms or conditions of this reality check i was given.

 

[KillahBee]

this thread is useless without evidence/pics/pizza.

 

[digger]

April 1st was yesterday, monkey man.

 

[jnuts]

at this time i cannot disclose the terms or conditions of this reality check i was given.

I think you'll have a another reality check heading your way...

 

[PoyeBoy]

It's EFSAM

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

It's EFSAM

such blasphemy cannot be tolerated.

 

[digger]

Next thing you know people will be saying that digger is merely a highly-advanced AI system that FLOATING POINT EXCEPTION IN digger.dll X034790117117666 ABORT QUIT RETRY? _

 

[jnuts]

damn buffer overruns...

 

[jnuts]

Next thing you know people will be saying that digger is merely a highly-advanced AI system that FLOATING POINT EXCEPTION IN digger.dll X034790117117666 ABORT QUIT RETRY? _

This reminds me of a nice t-shirt:

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I'm going to enjoy watching you die, Mr. pigtails

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

I'm going to enjoy watching you die, Mr. pigtails

ill think about you when im made part of EF royalty. you can be my hairdresser.

 

[tuc biscuit]

he is all too real, here pictured with BRR at the elite pre-easter party

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

he is all too real, here pictured with BRR at the elite pre-easter party

i thought that was paulo and seashell?

 

[Moderate_THIS]

ill think about you when im made part of EF royalty. you can be my hairdresser.

I'll be vice-asshole

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

I'll be vice-asshole

that will work.

 

[from zero]

This reminds me of a nice t-shirt:

lol I wonder if Seashell has that shirt.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

digger, what is your take on a proper taint measurement?

 

[digger]

pn}7En?+.L,V+oOF~a?Js$MQ9jG~Zn;Xkill the humonsScQfufrV=`G$E;(Jt~kill all the humons}2'Up9Dg"where the heck is my trumpet?q?k5u[+=K}
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[gymrat]

Somoeone that annoying has to be real

 

[jh1]

digger, what is your take on a proper taint measurement?

Dude... I appreciate the refence to taint - but you are only supposed to bring it up in context of females.

Comprende?

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Next thing you know people will be saying that digger is merely a highly-advanced AI system that FLOATING POINT EXCEPTION IN digger.dll X034790117117666 ABORT QUIT RETRY? _

How about just initiating the self destruct sequence instead?

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Dude... I appreciate the refence to taint - but you are only supposed to bring it up in context of females.

Comprende?

didnt i tell you i had the inside scoop on digger?

 

[strongsmartsexy]

didnt i tell you i had the inside scoop on digger?

No, but repeating rumors you hear at a Baskin Robbins does NOT count as having an inside scoop.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

No, but repeating rumors you hear at a Baskin Robbins does NOT count as having an inside scoop.

what about at the proctology clinic?

 

[jh1]

didnt i tell you i had the inside scoop on digger?

Secure Email is [email protected]

I will be expecting to see something very soon from you orb.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

what about at the proctology clinic?

Oh, now THAT is just gross!

 

[digger]

Rectocranial inversion. It's not pretty, but the truth must be told, no matter who it hurts. Yes, I do run a proctology clinic in my copious free time, and juicedpigtails is one of my clients.

 

[jackangel]

whoever is wearing the BSOD tshirt in that picture, i love her. and not just in an "i'd like to spend time with her fresh corpse" sort of way, either.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Rectocranial inversion. It's not pretty, but the truth must be told, no matter who it hurts. Yes, I do run a proctology clinic in my copious free time, and juicedpigtails is one of my clients.

 

[manny78]

It's EFSAM

That's worth a permanent ban.

 

[sawastea]

That's worth a permanent ban.

I second that. I had shivers thinking of EFSAM/KRONK

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Rectocranial inversion. It's not pretty, but the truth must be told, no matter who it hurts. Yes, I do run a proctology clinic in my copious free time, and juicedpigtails is one of my clients.

i did shave my ass, but its hard to walk backwards all the time.

 

[jnuts]

lol I wonder if Seashell has that shirt.

Hmmm... maybe this is her?

http://www.errorwear.com/picmonth-february.html

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

up for the afternoon borlies.

 

[Paulo]

i thought that was paulo and seashell?

Oh, you bastard.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Digger is nothing more than a penny sized piece of silicon and beryllium

 

[Seashell]

i thought that was paulo and seashell?

What the..?

Damn you mullet! lol...

Sweet mercy, look at my sweater.



And jnutz.. you promised not to show those.

 

[jnuts]

And jnutz.. you promised not to show those.

So I guess I shouldn't so the other ones I have. Fine, be that way.

 

[Raina]

Digger is real if you believe in him. Clap your hands boys and girls and let Digger know that you believe he's real....

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Digger is real if you believe in him. Clap your hands boys and girls and let Digger know that you believe he's real....

your identity has also been called into question. post a picture holding an I heart juicedpigtails sign to prove yourself. (i of course believe you to be real, but they dont)

 

[Raina]

I'm not home so I don't have a camera on me. I'm at a UFC party.

But I am real.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

I'm not home so I don't have a camera on me. I'm at a UFC party.

But I am real.

 

[RADAR]

Raina is real & delicious!

RADAR

 

[chewyxrage]

LMAO @ this thread......


digger is merely a fragment of our imagination...........





















actually it's George's alter ego.......

ooops........

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

LMAO @ this thread......


digger is merely a fragment of our imagination...........





















actually it's George's alter ego.......

ooops........

then who is EF ANTON?

the plot thickens....

 

[chewyxrage]

the plot is soo thick right now I can't even see.......

 

[Big Rick Rock]

Digger. . . . . um k

 

[Deterass]

Tell that to my 1,000 K points that the unreal Digger took.

 

[tiger88]

digger = AAP

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I'm gonna take you by surprise
And make you realize.
Digger
I'm gonna tell you right away
I can't wait another day.
Digger
I'm gonna say it like a man
And make you understand.
Digger

 

[digger]

Tell that to my 1,000 K points that the unreal Digger took.

50 + 50 + 800 = 900.

Did you know your immortal soul is at risk for lying?

Oh, dear, oh dear... how can I do my Christian duty? Oh, I know! If I take another 100 points away from you, then you won't be lying any more!!! How does that sound?

Any other good suggestions, bors and gorls? Help save Deteras's soul!

 

[Deterass]

50 + 50 + 800 = 900.

Did you know your immortal soul is at risk for lying?

Oh, dear, oh dear... how can I do my Christian duty? Oh, I know! If I take another 100 points away from you, then you won't be lying any more!!! How does that sound?

Any other good suggestions, bors and gorls? Help save Deteras's soul!

Oh god no!

1,000 was just a guess and it was pretty close so please no more.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

50 + 50 + 800 = 900.

Did you know your immortal soul is at risk for lying?

Oh, dear, oh dear... how can I do my Christian duty? Oh, I know! If I take another 100 points away from you, then you won't be lying any more!!! How does that sound?

Any other good suggestions, bors and gorls? Help save Deteras's soul!

Yes, you can redeme his soul by restoring his 900 points of Karma thus demonstrating the correct path...

 

[digger]

All done, all through. Brother Det has seen the light. Hallelujah!

 

[strongsmartsexy]

All done, all through. Brother Det has seen the light. Hallelujah!

Thank you for showing the way!

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Thank you for showing the way!