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smallmovesal
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on cbs last night... a couple of shows before 48 hours was on.
pray for mojo
pray for mojo
did anyone see the helper monkeys?
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WODIN said:
a 40-odd year-old attempting to insult me is a bit childish, don't you think?
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havoc said:
he wrote me:
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my helper monkey did it
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smallmovesal said:on cbs last night... a couple of shows before 48 hours was on.
pray for mojo
I missed this story. please tell me what it was about.
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how the government doesn't fund the helper monkey program anymore... it was an update from a story about a man and his monkey (he didn't wear a yellow hat, incidentally) about 25 years ago. the man and the monkey are still living in bliss.
smallmovesal said:
a 40-odd year-old attempting to insult me is a bit childish, don't you think?
I didn't think of it as an attempt...More as a direct shot.
Childish? Nahhh...Just good fun!
If you skin is that thin you shouldn't take so many pics of it in the all together.
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I love stories that end happily ever after that involve monkeys.
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WODIN said:
well, it was a lame attempt **.
it's got nothing to do with thin skin (i couldn't care less about the pic) and more to do with a display of what you're about. i can't believe you keep following me around with your comments. oh well.
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The Nature Boy said:
i had a tear in my eye just watching it.
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Hannibal said:
% Back on the couch, Homer watches the report, eating pizza with the
% monkey.
Homer: Marge, can I get a duck?
Marge: You already have a monkey!
Homer: Can he get a duck?
Marge: No!
% Homer, still abusing the helper monkey program, is at the local Lard Lad
% doughnut shoppe, pleading with his monkey to come down from a grate in the
% side of the building and share the donuts he has around his limbs and tail.
% The monkey opens the grate.
Good boy, Mojo! Now bring 'em down and I'll give you one!
% Mojo decides to take the doughnuts to the top of a telephone pole
% instead.
Stop that! You're a helper monkey! This isn't helping!
% The monkey considers it, and then tosses a once-bitten doughnut to
% the ground. Defiant of the monkey's pity at first, he then gives in and
% eats the donut off the ground.
% Homer and his helper monkey are on the floor of the living room. Garbage
% is strewn everywhere, and the walls are splattered with goo.
% Marge complains that Mojo's wearing a diaper -- he's ment to be housebroken.
% Homer and Mojo say "eh," at the same time, tossing their hands in the air
% as if to say "who cares?".
Marge: [groans in frustration] You said this monkey would be sweeping
the floors and cleaning the gutters. And now, he just lies there,
struggling to breathe!
Homer: What do you want? His cholesterol's through the roof.
Marge: I want you to take that monkey back, so he can be rehabilitated and
get a second chance.
Homer: No, no, he's fine! Go on, Mojo! Show Marge your happy dance!
% Mojo gets up, and stumbles across the floor, barely able to breathe. He
% makes it to a wall and leans against it for support, exhausted.
% Homer: "And, so on."
% Later, Homer leaves Mojo at the door of the Animal Assistants Program.
% He steps on the gas and speeds away from the scene.
% Man: "Mojo! What have they done to you?"
% Punching a few keys into a voice generation typewriter, Mojo tells
% him, "PRAY FOR MOJO".
