DECEM, click in here OK?

[havoc]

First you ask for your own death by inquiring about a "Flame" board where other faggots on this board could practice there worthless jargon of so called flames in a hopeless attempt to "sharpen" there flame skills.
Second, you post a PM'd message from Skywalker that was obviously meant to be "private" to you hence the initials PM. What does this all mean? You are about to be bludgeoned in a cyber fahion squeaky balls.
Instead of worrying about what is edited , censored, moved, deleted, etc etc just go back to polishing your feminine fingernails with your foreskin and reading Michael Jackson interviews before I notice those big bulbous shit colored eyes of yours peaking out from behind your 82 Oaklies over the gooed together pages in another attempt to swipe a glance at my ass while I'm taking practice swings at your immediate relatives with a Louisville Slugger without me turning around to slap the barnicles out of your unibrow. Ruining you is like driving a Chevy Blazer through a patch of daffodils and pissing in the nearby bird bath. You're shit. Literally, I say that because you are packed so full of shit that every time somebody prods your gag reflex with the end of their prick, you start splooging and leaking multicolored excrement out of every oriface imaginable including your earlobes, the hole in the top of your head, resulting in one very dissatisfied customer, a colorful array of insults, and a refund.
I look forward to your pre school reply, let me know what you think, I'll just throw a flame together real quick, humilate you and get on with my life. Honestly I advise you to walk away while you still can because I will verbally kick your testicles to Uranus and slap your face so hard your knee high bobbie socks will drop into your fucking hushpuppies, nerd.

 

[WODIN]

**Golf Clap!**

 

[Kakdiesel]

that was a great soliloquay (sp?)..great monologue Havoc..you are one of my favorite posters on the chat board..

lol

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Youch!!!

 

[Kakdiesel]

Youch!!!

sorry..maybe its cuz i'm just horny but i love your tits slice of peach

 

[Slice of Peach2]

sorry..maybe its cuz i'm just horny but i love your tits slice of peach

What does that have to do with anything?

 

[Kakdiesel]

i never say anything sexual to any chick on the board..but i just love your sig pic..very inviting i must say

 

[decem]

havoc,

while your colorful language is semi-entertaining, it bears no relative information, lacks lucidity, and contains no threats or comments that would insult me.

it's more like a letter that a 10 year old might write as he watches cartoons after school and thinks how "intelligent" he'll look at recess the next day as he and his friends sit around the monkey bars reading it and giggling about it after they throw rocks at little girls.

you have dated yourself by your language and your comments. i highly doubt that you are any more than a high schooler on summer break, and due to your less than stunning good looks and shitty personality, which result in your inability to find a date or even a friend to spend your time with, you have nothing better to do than write about foreskins and fingernails, spoog and excrement, and knee-high's and hushpuppies.

while they are unrefined, your paragraphs have good sentence structure and flow smoothly. i'm sure that once you have had a moderate amount of schooling you will be a good to excellent writer.

but as for now, your writings, which i presume are meant to arouse ire or spark laughter in the reader, are nothing more than the dribblings of an uneducated school boy who, since inept at the art of debate, tries to defend himself or insult others using immature, foul language with no veracity or relativity to the persons or issues at hand.

Have fun your senior year of high school Havoc, and be sure to keep your GPA up so you can get into a decent college. I'm sure that one day you will be intellectually sound and a worthy member of the community... it's too bad you have to learn lifes hard lessons by being a little, ignorant jackass, leaving yourself open to the dangers of society and the world through sheer immaturity.


and until then..... FUCK OFF!!!

 

[WODIN]

**Golf Clap**

 

[havoc]

First off , here is a pic of who you are talking to.

Lets move on, bitch I'll splice your filthy cock down the vein and lash it around my head like a chinese bandana while I bonzai my way around your mothers fly trap like a nitrus powered bumper car. You like to pop on the rubber gloves and say bend over to your dad but you always end up with both hands up your own ass, fighting for room in your spacious rectum with the tongues of your Honeycomb Hideout playmates waiting to please you with their slippery toungues and have you tend to there anxiously awaiting cavernous colons. You see my gay little man, you have been owned in this thread by one who is simply better than you in everything but riding a bicycle without a seat, overcoming his gag reflex, and satisfying the quivering loins of sheep. I have yet again stepped on your pencil neck, teed up your miniscule head and smacked it 300 yards down the fairway of flaming losers, or in your case, flaming faggots. So in closing, my linguisitic Sir Lancalot with a limp Lance, go back to your Johnson jousting with your little brother and friends and in your next reply explain to me why your horse is afraid to let you behind him ever since you insisted on sleeping in the stables every night, Shirley.

 

[supersizeme]

hey did you write all that before or after you sewed your new asshole back together???

 

[havoc]

Supersizeme, its time to take off your fanny pack, let your Pippy Longstocking hair down and show your true colors(survey says rainbow).

 

[WODIN]

Good question ssme, the nitrous bumper car was a nice touch.

 

[supersizeme]

i'm still trying to figure out where hovac right-click save as'd that pic he keeps putting up. i looked all over blueboy.com & internationalmale.com and couldn't find it anywhere.

 

[havoc]

Was that supposed to be an insult or was it yet another synaptic fart from the hemmorhoid infected grey sludge between your two hairy ears?

 

[The Varnsen]

Show him the other pics!
Bah...

 

[velvett]

Have fun your senior year of high school Havoc

Actually Decem,


I believe you and Havoc are about the same age (24/25?), yet your posts recently have shown your maturity.


*nuf said.

 

[Kryp2o]

As the saying goes back in the 80's or 90's (whatever) "Oh it's on now!"

Damn this is a mighty fine flame fest . Priceless.

Havoc . . . that was beautiful sir.

*Joins Wodin in a golf clap chorus*

 

[havoc]

Velvett, if you had a clue about flame etiquette, age doesnt come into play whatsoever, this is for fun and to help each other and anyone who reads it who doesnt know anything about the art of flaming. Doesnt matter if you are 4 years old or 50 years old, this is just for fun, I have nothing against Decem whatsoever, just a game to help pass my day. Next time ,I advise you to keep your unwarranted comments to yourself, I can see you are a good person, I can see you are ambitious, I can see you have goals but I can also see your cleffed asshole dangling outside of your gym shorts like a mangled elephants trunk. Stick to burning chicken pot pies and seeing how many boxes of tampons you can fit into your ass ok?

 

[Galen]

hehehehheheee, this is funny shit now try it live

 

[velvett]

Velvett, if you had a clue about flame etiquette, age doesnt come into play whatsoever, this is for fun and to help each other and anyone who reads it who doesnt know anything about the art of flaming.

Well, apparently I stand corrected and will never have the nerve to side with you again. If you didn't notice I was not flaming you I was pointing out a fact and the lack of someone else's maturity.

Well, fuck me.


you want unwarranted?

Your girlfriend kicked you to the curb b/c you suck in the in sack and are too quick of a lay.

THAT MY FRIEND WOULD BE UNWARRANTED

 

[WODIN]

Velvette tell the truth...That was your first flame wasn't it?

 

[decem]

i edited away my vulgarness. i am not that type of person.

havoc, you bring out the worst in me. i will not play your little games any longer.

i am not submitting to defeat, but gracefully bowing out due to my respect for the other members of the board.

that and... i don't want to inflict too much harm on havoc.

 

[MINISTER]

I think your cool velvett but your attempt at a flame was pretty lame.

 

[havoc]

Velvet, that flame was synonomous with "nanny nanny boo boo stick your head in doo doo", I know you were taking my side and I would love to make you have an orgasm for that, thanks, but I was just proving a point that this is total fun, no seriousness involved. I have nothing but love for you V. peace

 

[decem]

If you didn't notice I was not flaming you I was pointing out a fact and the lack of someone else's maturity.

i'm sorry velvett, excluding my most recent post, which is extremely unlike me (i was just seeing how difficult it is to mimic havoc and write a bunch of nonsense that has no meaning whatsoever - and it aint too damn hard), please explain where i have lacked maturity in any of my posts on this board/website.

 

[velvett]

Decem,

It is clear that you are intelligent and can be well spoken but your behavior on the sticky thread to Matt and the PM/Email that you made public that should have been kept private was in bad taste.



(That is of course not to say that I have not done things in bad taste in my lifetime. *hypocrite protection disclaimer*)

 

[decem]

i understand that that post was in bad taste, and i do apologize.

like i told matt in my apology to him:

in my defense, i was extremely torqued off about my thread being deleted, and in my mind the only logical person that could be behind the deletion was matt. the deletion of that thread was the equivalent of spitting in my face. extreme circumstances call for extreme actions, and i retaliated accordingly.

had i known that matt did not delete that thread, i would never have included the contents of his pm.

i was wrong, perhaps i would have been less wrong had matt been the one that did delete my thread, but either way, i apologize for my actions.