Dear Hooters McBoobs

[HappyScrappy]

I've been having trouble getting to sleep the past few days and if you knew me, which you don't... you don't know me at all, then you'd know that is highly unlike me.
well during these times of unrest, I just lie there (lay there? hard to decide) and think.
one thing that crossed my mind was what my role in my life is. fuck if I know.
then I thought about this board. and I thought of my role there... or ... here. and in order to help with that, I decided to picture the board as a large room with a big crowd of people in it. this makes it amusing when people type in all caps - they are the ones standing there screaming at the top of their lungs. and then there's cockdeezle - he's the one that is walking around the room naked and walked up and housing each person in the room, and then says "stop lookin at me."
but now back to my role in the room.
I'm like a retarded 4 year old child that runs around the room without pants on, occassionally taking a dump in the punch bowl, screaming out nonsense, and puking on the walls. sometims the shape of the puke on the walls is interesting and people will gather around it to look.

what is your role?

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

I dunno....but I get control of the remote control...and the entire couch

 

[HappyScrappy]

there's a couch here? damn, haven't seen that. I'm gonna find it and check it for spare change and then go a buy some 40's with it and then get all pissy.

 

[havoc]

My role is to slingshot your fical matter into the gaping mouths of the majority of the hinge wristed deviants on this board and those with an IQ of a cloned wilderbeast so most of you would get doused. peace

 

[HappyScrappy]

slingshot eh? sounds like a reversal of david and goliath with intellect instead of size.
hot damn.

now if only I had some crayons.

damn this board is slow today. and I'm getting a whole lot of jack done at work.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

there's a couch here? damn, haven't seen that. I'm gonna find it and check it for spare change and then go a buy some 40's with it and then get all pissy.

ummm...I don't think so scrappy ass....perhaphs you mishead my typing....I GET THE ENTIRE COUCH....that include all that is held within.....however if you decide to sit on the floor and massage my feet, I'll let you have the lint, and have the left over spit at the bottom of my 40

 

[HappyScrappy]

hey, I love a good foot massage. unless you got them nasty cauloussed feet and fungesy toenails.

 

[supersizeme]

i would constantly follow Wodin around kicking him in the shins. i would also be the guy to jack Steel Beast's Lotus and for the first time that car would get driven the way it was meant to.

 

[HappyScrappy]

i would constantly follow Wodin around kicking him in the shins. i would also be the guy to jack Steel Beast's Lotus and for the first time that car would get driven the way it was meant to.

drunken and in third gear for 100 miles at 6000rpm?

 

[supersizeme]

yes and for once there would be a female in the passenger seat as opposed to a man in leather and chains.

 

[GinNJuice]

I pass though this very necessary room that is between the steroid room and the sex room (necessary because we need some space beteen all that test and the naked women).

I walk though every once in a while scope'n out all the ladies..... laughin at the conceded guys... and tryin to stay the hell away from May1010..... on my way to one of the other rooms.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

I pass though this very necessary room that is between the steroid room and the sex room (

Juicy.....there is no sex room....your making that up.... now come on...however there is a champagne room.....but theres not sex allowed in there.....gonna have to reside in the bathroom with your magazine...

 

[WODIN]

I'm that really big jacked mofo walkin around patting the head of the lil guy kickin me in the shins tellin him not to have such a complex about it all. Also I would be the BONGMASTER!. The guy with the really big hukah pipes that run to a hug salad bowl full of grade A sativa/indica strain bud. (Havoc had his chance, he claimed shit slinger)

Peace!

 

[HappyScrappy]

I love the image of him following you around kicking you in the shins.

 

[GinNJuice]

Juicy.....there is no sex room....your making that up.... now come on

AAHHHH, so you don't know abou that room ..... well after you become board on the couch.... I take your hand and lead you off to see what's behind the green door over there....

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

AAHHHH, so you don't know abou that room ..... well after you become board on the couch.... I take your hand and lead you off to see what's behind the green door over there....

If the only thing your grabbing is my hand...then I know you wouldn't know where the sex room is....even if it did exist.....

 

[GinNJuice]

If the only thing your grabbing is my hand...then I know you wouldn't know where the sex room is....even if it did exist.....

There is no need to grab.... patience... and your body will know pleasures that you have never dreamed of..... or will ever realize, if you continue to deny the existance of "The Other Room"

Of course, if you wish to deny yourself the ultimate physical gratification, there will be others who will wish to take your place.....

 

[ORGANON CANON]

Juicy.....there is no sex room....your making that up.... now come on...however there is a champagne room.....but theres not sex allowed in there.....gonna have to reside in the bathroom with your magazine...

 

[NoDaddyNo]

what the?

 

[ajtomasi]

hmmmm

 

[Paulo]

Nice thread resurection. We really needed that.

 

[Irie]

Thread resurrections are what life is all about sometimes.

 

[c-sharp minor]

TOGA..............TOGA............TOGA..........