Dear Blank. Please Blank

[calveless wonder]

this site makes me lol

Dear blank, please blank.


"Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous."





"Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic"


"Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, Google."

 

[Strongbow]

Dear CW

Can I have a hug?

Your Nugga

S to the muthafucking B

 

[uamaverick]

Dear black people:

Please quit stealing my tvs.

Sincerely,
mav

 

[uamaverick]

Lol double post

 

[Strongbow]

Holy fucking double racist post batman

 

[miplank]

Dear sb,

You've exceeded your allowed number of marriages, please stop.

Signed,

Georgia divorce court

 

[calveless wonder]

Dear black people:

Please quit stealing my tvs.

Sincerely,
mav

Dear black people,

Stop causing me physical harm and damaging or stealing my property.

Sincerely,
Iggy

 

[uamaverick]

Lol, can we just have a separate dear (race), please blank thread? Should make for some good lulz.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Dear sb,

You've exceeded your allowed number of marriages, please stop.

Signed,

Georgia divorce court

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Dear genitals, Thanks for not bleeding every month. You're the best. Sincerely, a man

Dear People From My High School Graduating Class, It's perfectly fine for you to all go and get married and have kids before you turn 25. But please stop inviting me to your weddings/baby showers. I'm too busy actually living my life. Sincerely, Marriage-Is-For-Quitters.

 

[iggy]

Dear Miplank,

Please quit hacking into everyones old photobucket accounts.
including mine

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Dear MapQuest, Please add an "avoid ghetto" option. Sincerely, Scared

Dear credit card, Please stop being so easy to use. You are the sluttiest thing in my wallet. Sincerely, Ms. F.

Dear Men, If we have to have periods every month, you guys should be kicked in the balls once a month. Sincerely, Women

 

[billfred]

Dear Heart,

Please supply more blood to my dick like the old days.

Thanks in advance!!

Old Man